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Clips from Seinfeld - The Soup Nazi (S07E07)

"But this is so nice and thick."
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"Ahoy, there."
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"Oh, Kramer, thank God."
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"- I really appreciate your doing this. - Well, you asked for it, you got it."
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"Do you need anything?"
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"Well, a hot bowl of mulagatani would hit the spot."
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"- Mulagatani? - Yeah, it's an Indian soup."
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"Simmered to perfection..."
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"...by one of the great soup artisans in the modern era."
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"Who, the Soup Nazi?"
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"He's not a Nazi."
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"He just happens to be a little eccentric."
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"You know, most geniuses are."
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"- I'll be back. - Wait a second."
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"- You don't know how to order. - No, I got it."
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"- No, Elaine. - Hey, I got it."
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"Hey, didn't you already get soup?"
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"No, I didn't get it."
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"Why? What happened?"
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"I made a mistake."
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"Well, we'll see what happens to you."
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"Yeah, no, listen, George, I am quite certain..."
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"...I'm walking out of there with a bowl of soup."
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"Let me ask you something. Is it just me..."
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"...or do you find it unbearable to be around Jerry and that girl?"
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"Oh, I know."
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"It's awful."
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"Why do they do that in front of people?"
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"- I don't know. - What is that with the Schmoopie?"
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"- Schmoopie. - Oh, stop it. I know."
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"I had to listen to a discussion on which one is actually called Schmoopie."
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"I cancelled plans to go to the movies with them."
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"- You know, we should say something. - We absolutely should."
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"I mean, why does he do that? Doesn't he know what a turnoff that is?"
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"- He can be so weird sometimes. - Yes."
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"- I haven't figured him out. - Me neither."
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"I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup mode."
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"Oh, God."
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"Good afternoon."
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"One large crab bisque to go."
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"Bread. Beautiful."
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"You're pushing your luck, little man."
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"Sorry. Thank you. Thank you."
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"Hey, there."
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"Oh, one mulagatani, and..."
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"What is that there? Is that lima bean?"
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"- Yes. - Never been a big fan."
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"You know what?"
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"Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino?"
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"You know, Scent of a Woman."
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"Very good. Very good."
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"You know something? No soup for you!"
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"- What? - Come back, one year!"
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"Next!"
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"- Look at this. - It's an antique."
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"It's all handmade, and I love the inlay."
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"Yes, yes. Me too."
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"It's gorgeous, completely. Pick it up."
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"- Pick it up from the bottom. - Wait, what are you doing?"
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"What does it look like we're doing? We're taking this."
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"You can't take this. This belongs to a friend of mine."
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"Look, you wanna get hurt?"
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"I don't think you wanna get hurt. If you wanna get hurt, I can hurt you."
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"Now, just back off."
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"- Bob. - Just pick it up."
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"Hey, what is this, huh?"
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"You have some kind of problem? What is it you're not understanding?"
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"We're taking the armoire, and that's all there is to it."
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"Okay?"
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"I mean, is he allowed to do this?"
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"It's discrimination."
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"I'm gonna call the state's attorney's office."
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"This is fabulous, my God. Elaine, you have to taste this."
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"All right, all right. Give me a taste."
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"- Oh, my God. I've gotta sit down. - Yeah."
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"What happened? Where's my armoire?"
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"- It was stolen. - What?"
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"These street toughs, they robbed me."
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"Street toughs took my armoire?"
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"Yeah, it was very frightening."
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"My life was in danger."
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"You should've seen the way they talked to me."
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"- I can't believe this! - So where's the soup?"
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"The Soup Nazi threw me out."
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"Yeah!"
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"- What are you gonna get? - I'll decide at the last minute."
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"You better decide, sister. You're on deck."
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"Sheila!"
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"What is this? You're kissing in my line?"
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"Nobody kisses in my line."
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"- I can kiss anywhere I want to. - You just cost yourself a soup."
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"How dare you?"
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"Come on, Jerry, we're leaving."
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"Jerry?"
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"Do I know you?"
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"So essentially, you chose soup over a woman?"
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"It was a bisque."
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"Yeah, you know what I've just realized?"
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"Suddenly, George has become much more normal than you."
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"- Really? - Yeah. Well, I mean, think about it."
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"He's engaged to be married."
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"Your top priority is soup."
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"Have you tasted the soup?"
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"Yeah, all right. You made the right decision."
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"See, it's much easier to patch things up with Sheila..."
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"...than with the Soup Nazi."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- Oh, thanks. - There he is."
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"Elaine, I'm really sorry about the armoire."
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"Yeah, I know. Me too."
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"- So did these thieves want any money? - No."
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"- They just wanted the armoire? - Yeah, they were quite taken with it."
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"Yeah."
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"Have you noticed George is acting a little strange lately?"
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"No. In what way?"
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"I don't know. A lot of attitude, like he's better than me."
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"I don't think George has ever thought he's better than anybody."
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"Were you just talking about me? What's going on?"
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