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Clips from Seinfeld - The Soup Nazi (S07E07)

"Absolutely not."
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"- Something's going on here. - All right."
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"I'm gonna go get some soup."
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"One of these days, that guy is gonna get his."
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"So how was the movie?"
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"We didn't go. Sheila and I are kind of on the outs."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Yeah."
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"What, are you happy?"
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"- Happy? Why should I be happy? - I don't know."
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"But you look like you're happy."
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"Why should I care?"
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"You can't fool me."
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"Don't insult me, because I know when you're happy."
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"All right, I am happy. And I'll tell you why."
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"The two of you were making me and every one of your friends sick."
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"Right, Elaine?"
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"Is that so?"
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"Yeah. With all that kissing and the "Schmoopie, Schmoopie, Schmoopie.""
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"- Out in public like that. It's disgusting. - Disgusting?"
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"People who do that should be arrested."
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"I guess I have all the more reason to get back with her."
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"And we had a pact, you know."
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"- What? - You shook my hand."
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"You're still with the pact?"
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"- You reneged. - All I did was shake your hand."
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"And then they just ran off with the armoire, just like that."
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"This city."
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"One large jambalaya, please."
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"- So continue. - My friend is awfully disappointed."
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"You know, she's very emotional."
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"Thank you."
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"Jambalaya."
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"All right, now listen to me. You have been a good friend."
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"I have an armoire in my basement."
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"If you want to pick it up, you're welcome to it."
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"So take it, it's yours."
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"How can I possibly thank you?"
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"You are the only one who understands me."
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"- You suffer for your soup. - Yes, that is right."
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"You demand perfection from yourself, from your soup."
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"How can I tolerate any less from my customers?"
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"Gazpacho, por favor."
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"- "Por favor"? - Oh, I'm part Spanish."
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"Adios, muchacho."
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"You heard him. Get out."
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"It was stupid of me."
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"Well, it was very insulting."
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"No, I know. I was really sort of half kidding."
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"Well, behind every joke there's some truth."
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"Well, what about that Bavarian cream pie joke?"
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"There's no truth to that."
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"Nobody with a terminal illness goes to Europe..."
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"...for a piece of Bavarian cream pie..."
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"...and then when they don't have it, he says, " I'll just have some coffee.""
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"- There's no truth to that. - Well, I guess you're right."
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"- So am I forgiven, Schmoopie? - Yes, Schmoopie."
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"- Hey, Jerry. - Oh, hi, Susan."
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"George. You remember Sheila."
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"- Oh, yes. Hello. - Hello. Won't you join us?"
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"- No, thanks. Yes. - Of course."
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"So..."
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"...you sit on the same side in a booth?"
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"Yeah, that's right. You got a problem?"
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"I just think it's a little unusual for two people to sit on one side..."
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"...and leave the other side empty."
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"Well, we're changing the rules."
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"Well, good for you."
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"What are you getting, George?"
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"I don't know, honey. What do you wanna get?"
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"I want you to get anything you want."
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"Because I love you so much, and I want you to be happy."
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"Okay, sweetie?"
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"Oh, George, you're so sweet."
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"Well, I can be a little sweetie-tweetie-wheetie-wheetie."
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"What about you, Schmoopie? How about a little tuna?"
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"- You want a little tuna fishy? - Yeah, a little tuna fishy."
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"Fishy."
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"Come here."
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"And voilà!"
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"- Yeah. - Oh, I love it!"
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"I absolutely love it!"
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"Yeah, did the K-Man do it or did the K-Man do it?"
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"- The K-man did it! - Yeah!"
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"- How much did you pay for this? - How about zero?"
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"What? What? Whose was it? Where'd you get it?"
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"I'll tell you where I got it."
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"From the guy you callously refer to as the Soup Nazi."
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"Get out!"
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"The Soap Nazi gave it to you? Why?"
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"Well, I told him the whole story, and he just let me have it."
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"Yeah, he's a wonderful man."
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"Yeah, you know, a little bit misunderstood, but..."
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"I'm gonna go down there and personally thank him."
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"I mean, I had this guy all wrong. This is wonderful."
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"Yeah, well, he's a dear."
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"How much tip do you leave on 8.15?"
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"You know, sweetie..."
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"...I just want you to know that I was so proud of you today..."
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"...expressing your feelings so freely in front of Jerry and all."
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"Just knowing that you're not afraid of those things..."
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"...it's such a great step forward in our relationship."
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"Because you love your little Kiki, don't you?"
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"- How is he today? - I think he's in a good mood."
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"Hi."
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"Kramer gave me the armoire, and it is so beautiful."
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"I mean, I just can't tell you how much I appreciate it."
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"You? If I knew it was for you, I never would have given it to him!"
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"I would have taken a hatchet and smashed it to pieces."
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"Now, who wants soup?"
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"Next, speak up."
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"I'm headed over to Elaine's."
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"Jerry, those are the guys that mugged me for the armoire."
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"- Those two? Are you sure? - That's them."
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"- Let's confront them. - No, let's get a cop."
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"There's no cops around. They're gonna leave."
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"Come on, let's go."
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"Wow, look, that one is gorgeous."
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"I would just kill for that one."
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"No, not in blue. Blue does not go at all."
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