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Clips from Seinfeld - The Opposite (S05E05)

"Yes."
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"Those are commercial lobster traps. You can't take lobsters from there."
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"I will do the opposite."
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"- That's against the law. - Hey, take it easy."
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"I used to sit here and do nothing and regret it for the rest of the day."
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"There are plenty of lobsters in the ocean for everyone."
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"So now I will do the opposite, and I will do something."
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"My father was a lobsterman."
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"Excuse me. I couldn't help but notice that..."
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"He got up every morning at 4..."
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"- ...you were looking in my direction. - Oh, yes, I was."
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"...and came home at night stinking of brine."
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"You just ordered the same exact lunch as me."
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"He sent me through law school with the lobsters he caught."
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"My name is George."
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"Here he is."
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"I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents."
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"- Some night, huh? - Yeah."
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"I'm Victoria. Hi."
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"I wish I had my telescope."
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"Are you kidding? They can't cancel that show on me now."
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"- Some dinner, huh? - Yeah."
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"It's too late for me to book anything else for that weekend."
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"Nothing like really fresh-caught lobster."
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"All right, all right. Okay, bye."
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"Some house, huh?"
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"Hey. Buddy, it's all happening."
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"It was built by Mark Farbman."
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"- What's happening? - The coffee table book."
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"He built a lot of these homes here."
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"It's a go."
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"Some ugly baby, huh?"
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"- I heard all about it. - Know what this means?"
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"- What did you say? - I said..."
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"I'm starting the book tour."
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"..."some snuggly baby.""
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"First stop, Regis and Kathie Lee."
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"He is something."
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"You're going on Regis and Kathie Lee?"
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"Well, to tell you the truth, Dr. Pfeffer..."
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"Oh, you better believe it."
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"...I was surprised to hear you use a word like "breathtaking"..."
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"- I'll loan you my puffy shirt. - No, no. That's not-"
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"...to describe a baby."
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"What are you gonna talk about?"
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"I mean, because you also used it referring to me."
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"Coffee tables."
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"Well, you know, Elaine, sometimes you say a thing like that just to be nice."
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"Hello."
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"You told her?"
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"What? Sure. I'll do it."
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"- Yeah. What's the big deal? - You don't understand this organ."
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"I just had something canceled the same weekend."
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"Okay. Great. Bye."
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"It's very schizophrenic."
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"Life is amazing. I just lost a job, and five minutes later..."
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"Anyway, what's the difference?"
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"...get another job, same weekend, same money."
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"You're the ones who are obsessed with this stuff, not us."
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"You know who you are? Even Steven."
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"I'm sure it wouldn't matter to Jane."
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"Are you growing a beard?"
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"You're going back to New York now?"
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"Why shave every day? Just grows right back."
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"Yeah. I have some things to do tomorrow."
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"I guess."
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"I think you spoke to your little friend Rachel, that's what I think."
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"I'm afraid I'm just not interested in how I present myself."
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"So what if I did?"
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"And she didn't say something to you about a certain something?"
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"If those kind of superficialities are important to you..."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"...this probably isn't gonna work."
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"I think that you think..."
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"Hey, watch it. They cut you off. Did you see that?"
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"...that a certain something is not all that it could be..."
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"Take it easy."
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"...when, in fact, it is all that it should be and more."
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"Take it easy."
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"- I'm sure it is. - Look, you don't understand."
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"It's not the end of the world."
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"There was shrinkage."
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"Hey, baby, how about a little tongue action, huh?"
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"You looking for this?"
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"Stick your tongue down his throat."
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"Oh, Kramer. You startled me."
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"Well, I thought you might wind up around here."
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"What are we gonna do? Should we just move?"
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"Yeah, well, I couldn't stop..."
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"That won't be necessary."
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"...thinking about the way everybody was enjoying the lobster so much."
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"Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats!"
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"And, well, I thought a little taste couldn't hurt."
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"We're trying to watch the movie!"
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"- May I? - No, I'm afraid I couldn't do that."
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"If I have to tell you again, I'll show you..."
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"- Why not? - Well, now, it wouldn't be kosher."
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"...what it's like. You understand me?"
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"Come on, Kramer. I really wanna try it."
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"Now shut your mouths, or I'll shut them for you."
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"No, I'm sorry, honey. Not on my watch."
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"If you think I'm kidding, just try me."
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"Come on, Kramer."
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"Try me."
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"I just heard a car drive out. What was that?"
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"Because I would love it!"
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"Oh, just Jane driving back to New York in the middle of the night."
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"Are you sure you don't wanna come up? It's only 9:30."
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"George, thanks so much for making breakfast."
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"I don't think we should."
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"These are the best scrambled eggs ever."
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"We really don't know each other very well."
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"I didn't know you could cook."
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"Who are you, George Costanza?"
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"Well, I'm just expressing my gratitude to our gracious host."
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"Yes, George, the whole breakfast is breathtaking."
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"I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met."
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"- Excuse me. Is your name Elaine? - Yes."
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"- Good morning. - Hey!"
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"Were you supposed to meet a Jake Jarmel here?"
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