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Clips from Family Guy - A Shot in the Dark (S14E14)

"no matter what color your skin is."
Family Guy
"Come on, let's play some ball."
Family Guy
""...and then Peter and his new friends went for ice cream.""
Family Guy
"The end."
Family Guy
"Okay, kids, are your parents out of the room?"
Family Guy
"Good. Let's get back to Sloppy Floppers magazine."
Family Guy
"What are you doing?"
Family Guy
"Lois, to show I'm in touch with what it's like"
Family Guy
"to be African-American, I am gonna go to the middle"
Family Guy
"of the town square, get naked and paint myself brown."
Family Guy
"No, no, that's offensive."
Family Guy
"You can't pretend to be black."
Family Guy
"That's a stupid idea."
Family Guy
"What? It's a stupid idea!"
Family Guy
"You're a stupid man! A stupid, stupid man!"
Family Guy
"Ow, you're hurting me! Stop it, stop it, Lois!"
Family Guy
"No! I'm so sick of your crap."
Family Guy
"Why do you always do these stupid things?"
Family Guy
"And why do you always announce them to me before you do them?"
Family Guy
"Are you trying to get a rise out of me?"
Family Guy
"Are you happy now? Is this what you want?"
Family Guy
"Oh, no, it's not what I want!"
Family Guy
"It's not what I want. I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
Family Guy
"(Peter sobbing)"
Family Guy
"It's never been this bad before. What do we do?"
Family Guy
"What we always do."
Family Guy
"I'm in charge of my head-- that much I know!"
Family Guy
"What the hell are you doing on my property?"
Family Guy
"Look, it's time we bury the hatchet."
Family Guy
"So I brought a bottle of your favorite booze."
Family Guy
"Now let's just have a drink and put this all behind us."
Family Guy
"I don't want nothing from you."
Family Guy
"Well, hold on, I got something else."
Family Guy
"Cigars. We can smoke 'em together, all happy,"
Family Guy
"like a bunch of douche bags outside a wedding."
Family Guy
"Peter, get out of here."
Family Guy
"I'm never gonna forgive you for what you did."
Family Guy
"Aw, come on. This'll change your mind."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! Quick, do something!"
Family Guy
"It's not working. Get rid of it!"
Family Guy
"(all murmuring)"
Family Guy
"(all gasp)"
Family Guy
"Get your family out of that house!"
Family Guy
"If they don't leave, they'll die."
Family Guy
"Round up your family and get out"
Family Guy
"or you're all gonna be sorry."
Family Guy
"Get out, now!"
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"(all gasp)"
Family Guy
"See, kids, I told you we'd make friends here."
Family Guy
"I guess me getting transferred by the Xerox Corporation"
Family Guy
"wasn't the worst thing after all."
Family Guy
"(loud, overlapping shouting)"
Family Guy
"(siren toots)"
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"(loud, overlapping shouting)"
Family Guy
"Oh, thank God, Joe."
Family Guy
"Are you here to give me the deposit for the shirts?"
Family Guy
"No, Peter, I'm here to place you under arrest"
Family Guy
"for the attempted murder of Cleveland Junior."
Family Guy
"What are you talkin' about? You know it was an accident."
Family Guy
"Yeah, but let's just say, public opinion has shifted."
Family Guy
"And the boys upstairs said they can no longer ignore it."
Family Guy
"Who the hell are the "boys upstairs?""
Family Guy
"I have no idea. There's no elevator."
Family Guy
"But whoever they are,"
Family Guy
"they're pretty steamed about this whole thing."
Family Guy
"Peter, what-what's going on?"
Family Guy
"They're taking me to jail!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"Don't worry, Dad!"
Family Guy
"I'll send you a cake with a file in it!"
Family Guy
"These are just the owner manuals for all our kitchen appliances."
Family Guy
"Well, guess I finally have time"
Family Guy
"to learn to reset the clock on the coffee maker."
Family Guy
"MORGAN FREEMAN: He never did."
Family Guy
"You're-you're, uh..."
Family Guy
"you're not gonna rape me, are you?"
Family Guy
"Of course I'm not gonna rape you."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna make you fall in love with me."
Family Guy
"Then... we'll see what happens."
Family Guy
"Oh, no. It's already working."
Family Guy
"Griffin, you have a visitor."
Family Guy
"Carter? What are you doing here?"
Family Guy
"Hello, Griffin."
Family Guy
"I'd like to talk to you about these charges"
Family Guy
"that have been brought against you."
Family Guy
"Why don't we go somewhere a little more private?"
Family Guy
"I, uh, guess I'll see you in a little bit?"
Family Guy
"It's gonna feel like an eternity."
Family Guy
"How is it that I'm only just now meeting you?"
Family Guy
"Look, Carter, you got to believe me."
Family Guy
"I didn't shoot Cleveland Junior because he was black!"
Family Guy
"Hey, you don't have to tell me that."
Family Guy
"But the media's out there making you look like a monster,"
Family Guy
"all for exercising your constitutional rights."
Family Guy
"Grover's a monster."
Family Guy
"But don't worry. We're gonna get you out of this."
Family Guy
"I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit back"
Family Guy
"and let them do this to one of my own."
Family Guy
"What, you mean your family? Huh?"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, yeah, that. Yeah, right."
Family Guy
"Look, I'm gonna bail you out of here,"
Family Guy
"set you up with my lawyer, and get these charges dropped."
Family Guy
"Well, how you gonna do that?"
Family Guy
"Don't worry. I'll come up with a good story,"
Family Guy
"and they'll eat it up."
Family Guy
"Not like when I read my JAG fan fiction"
Family Guy
"at the NCIS convention."
Family Guy
""JAG stood up and yelled,"
Family Guy
""'Objection, Your Honor, by Navy law.'"
Family Guy
""He then turned to the lady lawyer,"
Family Guy
""the gal from the October Maxim,"
Family Guy
""who still managed to be hot"
Family Guy
""despite her sexless, pageboy haircut."
Family Guy
"Or perhaps because of it.""
Family Guy
"Boo! Terrible!"
Family Guy
"Right branch of the military, wrong investigative arm!"
Family Guy
"(loud crowd chatter)"
Family Guy
"And I was trying to get back into my house,"
Family Guy
"and my neighbor, Mr. Griffin, shot me."
Family Guy
"He said he felt threatened by me,"
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