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Clips from Family Guy - A Shot in the Dark (S14E14)

"and that hurt even worse than getting shot!"
Family Guy
"GALLERY: Aw!"
Family Guy
"Your Honor, permission to hug the witness?"
Family Guy
"Granted."
Family Guy
"(crying)"
Family Guy
"Don't worry, Mr. Griffin."
Family Guy
"You're every bit as sympathetic"
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"as this chubby-cheeked cocoa angel."
Family Guy
"I haven't been listening. What's goin' on?"
Family Guy
"I don't think it's lost on any of us"
Family Guy
"that the laws are written on white paper."
Family Guy
"Yeah, white paper. Check your jacket pocket."
Family Guy
""I don't think it's lost on any of us"
Family Guy
"that the laws are written on white paper.""
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"Hey, look, I'm just saying,"
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"it's no surprise that justice isn't colorblind."
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"Check your other jacket pocket."
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""Hey, look, I'm just saying"
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"it's no surprise that justice isn't colorblind.""
Family Guy
"Stewie, you're a jerk!"
Family Guy
"Check Chris' pocket."
Family Guy
"What? There's nothing in here, and..."
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"Oh, God, the bottom of the pocket's been cut out!"
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"Thanks, Brian!"
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"I was the mastermind behind this whole thing!"
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"Your witness."
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"All right, watch this."
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"This is where we take control of the situation."
Family Guy
"Mr. Brown, you testified that you were listening to music"
Family Guy
"at the time of the shooting."
Family Guy
"That's right."
Family Guy
"And isn't Jay-Z music? Yes."
Family Guy
"And doesn't he have the lyrics, "I put the gun to you."
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""I'll kill ya, I'll chop ya up,"
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"put ya inside the mattress like drug money"?"
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"(gallery gasping)"
Family Guy
"I was listening to Neil Sedaka's Hanukkah album."
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"And isn't true that your last name"
Family Guy
"is the same as Chris Brown's?"
Family Guy
"Yes, but I don't see what--"
Family Guy
"And what did Chris Brown do to Rihanna?"
Family Guy
"He hit her, like, a hundred times."
Family Guy
"Your Honor, I'd like to enter into evidence"
Family Guy
"this photo of a badly beaten Rihanna"
Family Guy
"as well as this print ad for the Entourage movie."
Family Guy
"Why?!"
Family Guy
"I can't unsee this!"
Family Guy
"Who is this for?!"
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"What's he doing?"
Family Guy
"He's making Cleveland Jr. look like a thug."
Family Guy
"I know. That's the idea."
Family Guy
"You don't want to go back to jail, do you?"
Family Guy
"I don't know."
Family Guy
"Maybe."
Family Guy
"Mr. Brown, please pick up this knife."
Family Guy
"Aah! He's got a knife!"
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"(crowd gasping)"
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"(grunting)"
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"This isn't fair!"
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"They're making my son look like a common hoodlum!"
Family Guy
"Joe, you're a cop!"
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"Do something!"
Family Guy
"No, the soap covers everything."
Family Guy
"You might see, like, the very top of the crack,"
Family Guy
"but that's-that's not what it's about."
Family Guy
"How do you sleep at night?"
Family Guy
"Propped up on pillows, on account of my fat throat."
Family Guy
"If I lay flat on my back, I die."
Family Guy
"I need pillows between my thighs myself."
Family Guy
"And this friendship is over!"
Family Guy
"(crowd clamoring in anger)"
Family Guy
"Thanks for letting me sit in the back."
Family Guy
"I was flipping people off the whole way."
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"(laughs)"
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"Get out of here, all of you!"
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"My son didn't do anything wrong!"
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"(crowd clamoring in anger)"
Family Guy
"Carter, I think this has all kind of gone too far."
Family Guy
"What do you think you're doing?"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna make this right."
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"Everyone! Everyone!"
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"Listen, I have something to say."
Family Guy
"Cleveland Jr. doesn't deserve any of this."
Family Guy
"All those things you heard about Cleveland Jr. were lies."
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"He didn't do anything to me."
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"He's a good kid, from a good family."
Family Guy
"I just got scared, and I did something stupid."
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"I swear, it had nothing to do with the color of his skin,"
Family Guy
"but... I did shoot him."
Family Guy
"I deserve to be held responsible for my actions."
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"Even if that means going to jail."
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"You heard him, other cops."
Family Guy
"Let's take him in."
Family Guy
"He doesn't know our names, does he?"
Family Guy
"I don't think he does."
Family Guy
"Wait a minute."
Family Guy
"Peter didn't shoot my son."
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"I did."
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"(crowd gasps)"
Family Guy
"Peter was just taking the blame for me."
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"He's a good friend."
Family Guy
"Eh, Mr. Brown, what exactly are you saying?"
Family Guy
"I'm saying that I, Cleveland Brown,"
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"a black man,"
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"shot Cleveland Brown, Jr.,"
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"another black man."
Family Guy
"Wait, wh-where did everybody go?"
Family Guy
"You want to make the media go away?"
Family Guy
"Just mention black-on-black crime."
Family Guy
"Boy, the world we live in, huh?"
Family Guy
"Brian, reach into Meg's pocket."
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"Go ahead, Brian."
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"I-I-I don't want to."
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"Cleveland, why did you do that?"
Family Guy
"Peter, since this is about racism, why don't we take"
Family Guy
"a slow, hands-clasped-behind- the-back walk together?"
Family Guy
"Listen, I know you wouldn't have shot Cleveland Jr."
Family Guy
"on account of his race."
Family Guy
"You shot him because you're stupid."
Family Guy
"That's all I'm trying to say!"
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