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Clips from Family Guy - A Shot in the Dark (S14E14)

"Hey, great idea bringing the couch out here"
Family Guy
"from your den, Peter. Yeah, Lois and I"
Family Guy
"dragged it out here last night for a little hump sesh,"
Family Guy
"so I figured I'd let it dry."
Family Guy
""Couch." That's one of those words"
Family Guy
"that if you say it over and over it starts to sound silly."
Family Guy
"Joe, you need to take a class on small talk."
Family Guy
"You're not gonna believe this-- I'm in one."
Family Guy
"It sure is cloudy today."
Family Guy
"Good. You could have also responded to Janet,"
Family Guy
"who said her son died."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry your son died on such a cloudy day."
Family Guy
"All right, kids, here's your bacon."
Family Guy
"I call the paper towel! Aw, damn it!"
Family Guy
"Ha-ha! You got to move fast when Meg's at the table, Brian."
Family Guy
"All right, well, I get the box when we have pizza for dinner."
Family Guy
"(muffled): Uh-uh. It doesn't work that way."
Family Guy
"You got to call it when it's happening."
Family Guy
"Good morning, family. I'll be out front"
Family Guy
"with the guys if anybody needs me."
Family Guy
"Peter, I thought we were gonna try"
Family Guy
"to get the garden going again today."
Family Guy
"I know, sweetie, but then I realized how stupid that is."
Family Guy
"Okay, bye. You guys are my everything."
Family Guy
"Why'd you ever marry him?"
Family Guy
"Believe it or not, he used to look like a young Gene Hackman."
Family Guy
"That's... that-that's not even good."
Family Guy
"It's gone!"
Family Guy
"What? What's gone?"
Family Guy
"Our drinking couch! Somebody must've stole it!"
Family Guy
"You left a couch out on the curb?"
Family Guy
"Well, somebody probably thought it was trash and took it."
Family Guy
"You said you were gonna bring the couch right back in!"
Family Guy
"What were you thinking? I'll tell you what I was thinking."
Family Guy
"I was thinking we lived in a safe neighborhood."
Family Guy
"But apparently, I was wrong!"
Family Guy
"Wait, you're saying you were wr-wr..."
Family Guy
"wr-wro..."
Family Guy
"wr-wrrr..."
Family Guy
"Oh, I get it-- the Fonz can't say "wrong.""
Family Guy
"No, Peter, he's 70-- he's having a stroke."
Family Guy
"Wow, Peter, I think starting a community watch"
Family Guy
"is a great idea."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I even got shirts made up for us."
Family Guy
"This is quality work."
Family Guy
"Where did you get these? Via the Web?"
Family Guy
"Hey, listen, Joe, um,"
Family Guy
"you think you can get us all guns?"
Family Guy
"No, Peter, they're too dangerous."
Family Guy
"Besides, you can't just go get a gun,"
Family Guy
"you have to be certified in gun safety,"
Family Guy
"go through an extensive background screening process."
Family Guy
"Got 'em."
Family Guy
"Whoa. How'd you get 'em so quick?"
Family Guy
"Eh, it was easy-- like pressing that "easy" button"
Family Guy
"at the office supply store."
Family Guy
"Hey, thanks for all your help. No problem."
Family Guy
"Why don't you go ahead and hit the "easy" button."
Family Guy
"Okay."
Family Guy
"What did I just do? Don't worry about it."
Family Guy
"Hey, Quagmire, you're a sex guy."
Family Guy
"You watch any good, uh... pornos lately?"
Family Guy
"I mean... I-I guess."
Family Guy
"So what's your pleasure?"
Family Guy
"What kind of movies you like?"
Family Guy
"I don't know. MILF stuff's kind of cool."
Family Guy
"What-what about you?"
Family Guy
"Me? I have very particular tastes."
Family Guy
"I like a soapy bottom. What?"
Family Guy
"Soft-core soaped-up butts,"
Family Guy
"like from a PG-13 camp movie."
Family Guy
"I can't get enough of it. Drives me wild."
Family Guy
"Okay, let's talk about something else."
Family Guy
"All right. Uh..."
Family Guy
"it's kind of too cool for the air-conditioner"
Family Guy
"and too warm for the heater, huh?"
Family Guy
"(groans)"
Family Guy
"Ah, got to walk that boner off, huh?"
Family Guy
"Yeah."
Family Guy
"Hey, guys, you better come with me."
Family Guy
"There's some weird, big-nose guy hiding in the bushes"
Family Guy
"outside some chick's house."
Family Guy
"(whispering inaudibly)"
Family Guy
""My heart always timidly hides itself"
Family Guy
"behind my mind.""
Family Guy
"(whispers)"
Family Guy
""I set out to bring down stars"
Family Guy
"from the sky...""
Family Guy
"(punches landing) "Ow. Ow."
Family Guy
""Oh, my God, four men are beating me."
Family Guy
""My arm. I think it is broken."
Family Guy
""Who are you guys?"
Family Guy
""Why? Why?"
Family Guy
""I'll give you anything if you would only stop hitting me."
Family Guy
""Please stop pulling my nose."
Family Guy
""It is not fake."
Family Guy
""I think I am dying."
Family Guy
"Please take me to the hospital.""
Family Guy
"Your words have bewitched me."
Family Guy
"I need your arms around me."
Family Guy
"(whispers): Come to my chamber at once."
Family Guy
""Come to my chamber at once.""
Family Guy
"And bring pound cake. "And bring pound cake.""
Family Guy
"Peter, please come to bed."
Family Guy
"Enough of the community watch."
Family Guy
"We live on a very safe street."
Family Guy
"Lois, you wouldn't believe the things we see out there."
Family Guy
"There was a kid riding his bike while holding a tennis racket."
Family Guy
"For real. Come on! Let's fool around,"
Family Guy
"or watch a movie,"
Family Guy
"or finally click that "Crackle" icon on the TV."
Family Guy
"Lois, I am an unelected vigilante,"
Family Guy
"and I take my job very seriously."
Family Guy
"Like Serious George."
Family Guy
"Hey, George, want to go to the park?"
Family Guy
"Uh, thank you, but no."
Family Guy
"It's a beautiful day-- lots of mischief to get into."
Family Guy
"I don't doubt that,"
Family Guy
"but as you can see, I'm pretty busy."
Family Guy
"I'm trying to get a head start on my taxes."
Family Guy
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