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Clips from Family Guy - A Shot in the Dark (S14E14)

"Oh, I see-- trying to figure out a way"
Family Guy
"to deduct bananas?"
Family Guy
"Ah. 'Cause I eat bananas. Terrific."
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"Hey, your inside, so don't wear a hat."
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"Unless you're leaving, which would be terrific also."
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"(crickets chirping)"
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"(clacking)"
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"What the hell? Hey, you!"
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"(clacking)"
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"Step away from that table."
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"(chuckling): Brain fart. Window. Sorry."
Family Guy
"Hold it right there!"
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"I'm warning you! Hands where I could see 'em."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Cleveland Jr.?!"
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"Mr. Griffin! You shot me!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"LOIS (calls): Peter, where are you?"
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"Peter? Okay, I'm starting The Good Wife without you."
Family Guy
"Phew! Heh."
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"Unlike you, I just dodged a bullet."
Family Guy
"Okay, next is the... brown family."
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"Oh. Oh, my goodness. I'm-I'm so sorry."
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"Sometimes I write descriptions of my patients"
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"to help me remember them."
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"No, it's okay. Our last name is Brown."
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"(exhales): Oh, okay. Phew."
Family Guy
"Ah, then this must be "Chubster Dumb-Dumb.""
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"(loud clattering)"
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"NURSE: I'm sorry, sir. No visitors."
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"Excuse me, I'll have you know I'm the shooter!"
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"So, uh, how's he doing?"
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""How's he doing"?! How do you think he's doing!"
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"You shot my son!"
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"Look, Cleveland, I-I'm real sorry."
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"I thought someone was breaking into your house, and I panicked."
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"It was dark. I-I... I don't know why"
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"he didn't just say it was him."
Family Guy
"I couldn't hear you. I was listening to music,"
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"I went to turn it down, and the next thing I know."
Family Guy
"you shot me!"
Family Guy
"Why the hell were you climbing in the window"
Family Guy
"of your own house anyway?"
Family Guy
"My dad says opening the door"
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"lets out too much air-conditioning."
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"I already have a bullet in my son,"
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"I don't need one in my wallet."
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"You wouldn't have fired that gun if he was white!"
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"That's not true-- I'll shoot anybody."
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"Joe, give me your gun."
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"Here you go... Hey, wait a second!"
Family Guy
"Look, let's all just calm down."
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"Calm down?!"
Family Guy
"I want this racist out the room,"
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"and I want him arrested!"
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"Racist? I put these gloves on for everybody."
Family Guy
"Oh, oh, you're talking to him."
Family Guy
"Look, the police department has deemed the shooting accidental."
Family Guy
"Given the circumstances, Peter was within his rights"
Family Guy
"to fire his weapon."
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"And what about my son's rights not to be shot?!"
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"Look, Cleveland..."
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"Lat... Latisha?"
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"I thought he had a gun."
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"I'd never want to do anything to hurt you or your family."
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"You're my friend."
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"I was your friend."
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"Now, get out of here!"
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"You're nothing but a worthless bigot!"
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"Wow, I really messed up."
Family Guy
"I haven't felt this bad since I drove by that speed sign."
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"Aw..."
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"Hey, does anybody know if Cleveland's coming by?"
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"I was hoping to apologize and collect his deposit"
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"for the community watch shirts. I talked to him earlier."
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"He, uh, he doesn't want to be anywhere near you."
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"Hey, look-- they're talking about the shooting."
Family Guy
"Good evening. Two nights ago"
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"there was a shooting right here in our own backyard."
Family Guy
"The victim: a 14-year-old boy named Cleveland Brown Jr."
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"Joining me tonight is his father, Cleveland Brown."
Family Guy
"So that's not really Quahog? It's just a big picture?"
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"Now, Mr. Brown, I understand you're trying to get the police"
Family Guy
"to reopen the investigation."
Family Guy
"That's right, Tom. My family and I believe"
Family Guy
"this shooting was a hate crime, and we'd like to see Mr. Griffin"
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"held accountable for his actions."
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"Hate crime? That's crazy!"
Family Guy
"I love all people!"
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"I love blacks, I love Asians..."
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"hell, I even love gay Aborigines."
Family Guy
"(blowing deep tone)"
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"(blowing deep tone)"
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"(electronic dance beat playing)"
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"Wow, this is just great, Peter."
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"Everyone in town hates us now."
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"The cashier at the grocery store told her to "push on,""
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"and then she snapped her fingers,"
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"and now I think she's my new favorite lady in the world."
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"I don't understand. I'm not a racist."
Family Guy
"It's well documented that my dream three-way"
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"is S. Epatha Merkerson and CCH Pounder."
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"S., this is CCH."
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"CCH, this is S."
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"It is my intention that we conduct this"
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"with both sexiness and dignity."
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"Peter, this is a hot-button issue."
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"I mean, you shot an African-American kid."
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"Of course this isn't just gonna go away."
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"Well, there's got to be something I can do to make things right."
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"I'll just have to prove to everybody that I'm not a racist."
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"How are you gonna do that? Well, for starters,"
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"I'm gonna head over to the YMCA."
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"There's nothing black guys like more"
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"than out-of-shape indoor-basketball white guys."
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"(derisive laughter)"
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"Hey! I'm trying my best here."
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"And trying is what matters most of all."
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"You're right, Peter."
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"We need to give you a chance,"
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