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Clips from Master of None - Finale (S01E01)
"half-Asian, then you."
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"Whoa, so that half-Asian guy,"
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"he was kind of a gateway drug to me?"
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"I guess so."
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"Who knows what will be next?"
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"I do."
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"White guy."
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"[laughs]"
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"Larry and Andrea have created their own vows,"
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"which they would like to share now."
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"Andrea, I remember the first time I met you."
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"I knew right away I was madly in love"
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"and that this love would never fade."
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"I've never had any doubts, fears, or regrets ever since."
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"Larry, you are able to absorb all of life"
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"and make it beautiful as it goes through you."
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"You're like this prism that takes in light"
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"and turns it into all these beautiful colors."
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"Every time I see your face,"
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"I feel this rush of happiness and excitement"
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"that this is the person I'll spend my life with,"
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"and I can't wait to have that feeling"
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"for the rest of my life."
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"Rachel, I'm..."
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"not 100% sure about this."
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"Are you the one person that I'm supposed to be with forever?"
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"I don't fucking know."
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"And what's the other option?"
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"We break up?"
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"That seems shitty too."
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"And I love you. I do."
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"I love you so much"
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"but not as much as Larry loves Andrea."
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"Damn."
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"Goddamn. I mean, that exists?"
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"No doubts, no fears, nothing?"
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"Come on."
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"I don't know, I guess..."
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"getting married just is a safer bet at this point."
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"[sighs]"
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"Sorry, I was just thinking about other paths my life could have taken."
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"Dev, you're a great guy."
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"You really are."
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"But you're right."
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"Are we supposed to be together forever?"
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"[inhales sharply] I don't know."
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"And it just sucks because it just feels like"
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"everything's laid out now."
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"There are no more surprises."
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"We get married, have kids, get old, and then we die."
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"And I've basically invested two of my prime years with you,"
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"so I should just go all in."
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"That's just math."
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"So let's do this."
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"Quickly."
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"Do you, Dev, take Rachel to be your partner"
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"in a possibly outdated institution"
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"in order to have a "normal" life?"
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"Are you ready to give up"
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"an idealistic search for a soul mate"
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"and try to make it work with Rachel"
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"so you can move forward with your life?"
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"I do."
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"And do you, Rachel, promise to make"
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"a crazy eternal bond with this gentleman"
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"who you happen to be dating at this stage in your life"
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"when people normally get married?"
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"I do."
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"I now pronounce you two people who might realize"
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"they've made an unfortunate mistake"
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"in about three years."
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"[applause]"
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"[people cheering]"
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"[wedding music]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Now you're not sure about Rachel?"
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"I thought you were living together."
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"Everything was going good."
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"What's the problem?"
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"[sighs] I don't know."
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"It's just intense, you know?"
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"I mean, whoever you're dating now at this age"
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"could be who you end up with."
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"It's a big decision. It's hard."
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"Po-da-po. You are so indecisive."
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"When you were a kid, you said,"
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""Dad, can I play soccer?"
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"Can I play tennis?"
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"Can I play basketball?""
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"Me, I'm so decisive."
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"I play golf."
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"I chose your mom."
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"We got married right away, no problem."
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"Yeah, but that's totally different."
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"It was an arranged marriage."
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"How many women did you meet before you decided on Ma?"
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"-Two. -Two? That's it?"
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"What was wrong with the first lady?"
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"She was a little bit too tall."
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"As soon as she stood up, I was like, "Oh, no.""
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"You have to learn to make decisions, man."
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"You are like woman sitting in front of the fig tree"
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"staring at all the branches till the tree dies."
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"Wait, what woman? What tree?"
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"Sylvia Plath, Bell Jar."
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"You never read."
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"You're always on the YouTube."
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"Playing tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick."
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"All right."
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"Look, you are a young man."
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"You can do a lot of things with your life:"
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"career, girlfriend, travel."
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"You can even start a family."
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"But you have to make the decision"
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"and do something about it."
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"If you don't, you're doing nothing,"
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"and the tree dies."
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"Go to the bookstore and get that book."
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"Oh, while you are there,"
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"can you get me the Harry Potter books?"
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