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Clips from Master of None - Finale (S01E01)

"Isn't it a little late in the game to get into Harry Potter?"
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"I heard it's good."
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"[sighs] All right."
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"Oh, shit."
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"I got to go to the hospital."
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"Somebody got a chicken bone in their throat."
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"All right, well, good luck with that."
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"I'll see you at the premiere."
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"[man] So tell me about your role."
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"Um, Dr. Vincent is kind of the heartbeat of the film, you know?"
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"He voices what the audience is thinking."
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"He's kind of like the Greek chorus"
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"or, in my case, the Indian chorus."
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"[laughter]"
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"All right, well, thanks so much. Enjoy the film."
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"Wow, that Indian chorus joke totally killed."
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"Boom."
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"What up, playboy?"
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"Dude, this is incredible."
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"I just bumped into Morris Chestnut,"
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"and he told me to get out of his fucking way."
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"It was great."
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"-Buddy! -Yeah!"
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"Congratulations, man."
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"I'm so proud of you."
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"Listen, I got you a little present"
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"to help celebrate your big day."
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"Whoa. This a copy of Us Weekly?"
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"Yeah, you're a Hollywood big shot now."
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"You got to know what people are saying about you."
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"Whoa, I'm in this?"
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"No, but there's a great article"
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"about Hollywood's top ten ugliest calves."
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"It'll make you feel a lot better about your own."
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"Thanks, bud."
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"Man, this is a lot of pomp and circumstance"
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"for an empty special effects movie with cardboard characters and no plot."
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"Hey, take off your theater critic hat and put on your friend hat."
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"All right, I'll make an exception this one time for you."
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"Oh, shit."
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"They're giving out free popcorn."
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"Really, Brian?"
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"Your friend's in his first role in a big movie,"
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"and you're excited about a free $4 thing of popcorn?"
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"I'm excited for both."
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"Me, too. Let's go get some."
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"-This is gonna be awesome. -I can't wait!"
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"Oh, guys, hold on a second."
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"I'm not feeling well."
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"[groans]"
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"I think the sickening is happening!"
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"[all cheering]"
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"Let's do this, baby!"
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"-Whoo! -Yeah! Come on!"
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"[dramatic music playing]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"What the fuck?"
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"They cut me out of the movie entirely?"
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"It's so shitty."
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"They could have told you before the premiere."
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"Why did they have you do an interview with Billy Bush?"
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"Hey, Cap, what happened?"
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"Did we go to the wrong movie? Where were you?"
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"They cut me out, buddy."
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"Hug time."
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"You can go tighter. You won't hurt Arnold."
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"[rock music playing]"
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"[Brian] Dude, look on the bright side."
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"At least you got paid pretty well."
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"Not really."
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"I was mainly doing this for the exposure."
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"Oh, but you got great stuff for your reel,"
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"so that's great."
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"No, I mean, I don't have access to that footage."
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"I don't even know how to get it."
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"Oh, you know what?"
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"It'll still be on your IMDb page, so..."
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"Mm, I don't think it will, because I didn't appear in the movie."
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"Okay, I'm officially out of silver linings, dude."
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"Sorry, man."
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"Where's Ma?"
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"She got sick."
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"The movie is called Sickening."
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"She really got sick and went home."
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"[laughs]"
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"All right, well, she didn't miss anything, anyway."
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"I was cut out of the movie."
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"It's okay."
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"You can always do another Go-Gurt commercial."
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"It was good."
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"Yeah, but that was, like, five years ago."
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"If acting is your passion, you should focus."
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""Passion" may be a bit strong of a word."
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"So why don't you become a lawyer?"
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"What? No, I'm not gonna become a lawyer."
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"So what do you want to do?"
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"I don't know."
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"[cell phone rings]"
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"It's emergency room."
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"Hey, John. What's up?"
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"You're kidding."
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"Cucumber? Where?"
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"The butthole?"
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"I'll be there."
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"What's going on?"
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"Somebody got a cucumber in the butthole."
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"I have to go and take it out."
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"Bye."
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"Do you want to do another shot?"
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"No, I'll just feel like garbage tomorrow."
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"Oh, shit, there's Todd, the director."
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"Have you talked to him yet?"
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"No."
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"Maybe I should go over there and have an awkward conversation"
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"and try to figure out what the hell happened."
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"Yeah."
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"You know, he should have the decency to tell you why he cut you out."
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"Hey, man."
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"Hey, what's up?"
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