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Clips from Master of None - Finale (S01E01)

"I feel like there should be an app that analyzes your tum"
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"and tells you what you want to eat."
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"Yeah, but... [sighs] if the app could do that,"
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"you're basically saying it could read your mind."
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"Yeah, I guess."
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"But, dude, you think that's a good idea?"
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"I mean, what if it gets in the wrong hands?"
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"It could do some malicious shit."
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"Thinking about the military, some corporate espionage."
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"Do you really want to risk all that?"
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"Yeah."
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"Think about all the pain and suffering it could end."
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"Like right now."
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"I want something to eat, but I don't know what."
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"Dude, I'm hungry too."
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"Let's eat. I'm good with whatever."
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"Why do people always say that?"
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"That's no help at all."
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""I'm good with whatever" basically means"
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""I'm bad at helping decide things.""
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"Well, I'm trying this new thing where I live my life like water."
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"You see, what ships pass through and what those vessels carry,"
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"I do not know."
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"-What about tacos? -Sure."
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"Which place should we go to?"
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"Literally any taco place."
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"Come on. There's so many taco places."
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"We got to make sure we go to the best one."
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"I'll do some research."
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"Great. I'll sit here and do nothing."
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"[electronic music]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Tacos Morelos?"
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"Sounds good to me."
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"Yeah!"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"-Whoo-whee, tacos! -Yeah, baby."
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"Oh, my God, so many delicious options."
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"-Hey, man. -Oh."
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"What do you think the move here is, order-wise?"
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"Um, my favorite's the barbacoa."
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"Okay, well, our personal tastes may be different."
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"What would you say is the most popular one?"
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"Probably the chicken or the carnitas."
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"I don't know."
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"Well, between those,"
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"which do people seem to like more?"
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"Like, when you watch their faces,"
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"who seems happier,"
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"the carnitas people or the chicken people?"
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"I'm not watching people's faces while they eat their food."
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"I'm usually working with another customer"
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"or listening to a wrestling podcast"
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"and staring at the street."
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"Got it."
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"You know what? Put me down for two carnitas."
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"Oh, man, I'm sorry, we're out of tacos."
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"- No! - Yeah."
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"We ran out of tortillas a half hour ago."
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"Well, why did we have the whole conversation, then?"
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"Because you kept asking questions,"
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"and I just kept giving you answers."
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"I'm over here trying to listen to my CM Punk interview, dude."
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"This is supposed to be the best taco."
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"What am I supposed to do now?"
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"Go eat the second best taco, like some kind of asshole?"
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"All right. Great."
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"Fudge."
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"How did they run out of tacos?"
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"It's three o'clock."
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"You took 45 minutes trying to find the best taco spot."
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"All right, well, um..."
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"you want to help me do some more research"
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"and we'll find a place that's still open?"
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"Yeah, I guess."
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"[cell phone rings]"
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"Hold on. Incoming."
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"Ooh, Cassidy."
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""Hey, Arnold, come to my place."
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"Let's have an afternoon bone sesh.""
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"Dude, she might be talking about sex."
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"What?"
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"You're gonna go have sex with this girl"
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"instead of helping me research tacos?"
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"Dude, I'm sorry, bud,"
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"but Arnie's got to take care of business."
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"I'll talk to you later."
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"All right."
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"Taxi! Taxi!"
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"[hip-hop music]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"[people conversing indistinctly]"
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"-Thank you. -Thank yer."
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"[sighs]"
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"Hello, Dev."
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"Hey, Mr. Ryan. What's up?"
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"Arthur Ryan, father of the groom."
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"Hello, Mr. Ryan. I'm Rachel."
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"Aw, that's nice."
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"I love seeing ethnically mixed couples."
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"You two are beautiful together."
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"Oh, thanks."
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"Had you ever dated an ethnic man before this, Rachel?"
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"Oh. No."
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"I was very nervous."
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"I had been dating a lot of whites."
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"Just so many whites."
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"Then one day, I woke up and just thought,"
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""Rachel, you have to go out there"
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"and try yourself an ethnic," and here we are."
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"-It's going great. -Oh, fantastic."
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"Well, the ceremony is about to begin."
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"-Lovely to meet you. -Nice to meet you."
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"Take care."
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"Wow."
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"I mean, I think his heart's in the right place,"
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"but he really shouldn't be saying "ethnic" that much."
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"Mm-mm."
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"What is the real race breakdown of your previous dudes?"
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"Uh, white, white, white, white,"
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