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Clips from Murder, She Wrote (1984) - Birds of a Feather (S01E01)

"I'm not particularly proud of what I had to do to earn that money, but I did it."
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"- And I want what's coming to me. - Don't ever touch me like that again."
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"- You don't seem exactly broken up over Drake's death. - Tell you what. I'll split a bouquet with you."
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"If I love him, how can I justify spying on him?"
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"For your own peace of mind."
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"No reasonable person could assume for one moment that I had anything to do with Al's death."
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"No. Other than the fact that you despised the man."
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"Catch that killer!"
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"[Birds Squawking]"
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"Mr. Drake."
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"What do you say, kid? Out for some early morning air?"
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"I've gotta talk to ya. So... talk."
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"I need my money. We already had that conversation."
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"You'll get it when you're finished. I'm finished."
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"Come on now, kid. We got a deal. You're in it till I say otherwise. Now, look."
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"You listen to me. I'm not particularly proud..."
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"of what I had to do to earn that money, but I did it."
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"- And I want what's comin' to me. - You're a nice kid, Howard,"
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"but don't you ever touch me like that again."
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"Tonight, you be there, or you don't see a dime, you got that?"
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"- Fritz. - [Barks Fiercely]"
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"Come on, Fritz."
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"You know, Al, too much of that stuff can give you a heart attack."
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"You worried about me, Mike, or just fantasizing?"
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"I thought we had a deal. We do."
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"Just be patient. Yeah, well, I've been patient for about six months."
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"I think you're jerkin' my string, Al, that's what I think."
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"- Have you raised the money? - Now, that's my problem, isn't it?"
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"Don't push me, Mike. Things are goin' real good right now."
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"- But I can live without you. - Yeah? Well, speaking of living,"
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"anybody can live without anybody."
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"- [Barks] - Fritz."
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"- [Growls Fiercely] - [Whimpers]"
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"Actually, it's going to be a very simple wedding, intimate."
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"Intimate. I see."
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"Well, we can still make it very festive... flowers on each side of the altar..."
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"[Sneezes] God bless you."
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"Oh, thank you. I'm allergic to flowers."
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"Just how intimate a wedding will this be?"
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"Uh, well, I just flew in from New York a few days ago,"
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"and, uh, my aunt just flew in from Maine..."
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"and maybe a few of Howard's friends."
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"Speaking of the groom, I do have choir practice in five minutes."
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"- I'm sorry I'm late. - Howard."
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"I got hung up at the office, and traffic's brutal."
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"- Sorry, Reverend. - If we could do a quick run-through..."
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"How's your aunt? She get in okay? Great. I checked her into the hotel first thing this morning."
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"If you'd both stand here, side by side, facing me."
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"I made dinner reservations at this terrific place on the wharf."
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"- Oh, damn. - Howard, not again."
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"I'm sorry, honey. I can't make it. I wish I could."
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"Howard, this is ridiculous."
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"I do have the little tots waiting in the rehearsal hall."
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"It's a very important client. They can't all be that important."
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"Every... [Sneezes]"
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"Every night? God bless you."
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"Honey, if there was any way I could make it, you know I would. Five nights in a row?"
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"We'll do it tomorrow. Will we, Howard?"
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"Maybe you'll be tied up again. God knows I wouldn't want to drag you away from a client."
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"Vicky!"
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"Are you sure these are Maine lobsters? Certainly, madam."
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"They're flown in fresh every day. Maybe they've got jet lag."
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"Would you care to select one? Well, we'll take the first two that move."
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"Very good, madam. Follow me, please."
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"Would you ladies care for a cocktail? What would you like, Vicky?"
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"I think I'd like a glass of white wine. I think I'll have the same."
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"[Clears Throat] Thank you."
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"[Sighs] Anyway, I met him in New York..."
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"Gosh, it must have been about a year ago."
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"He was acting in an off-Broadway show. Oh, I thought he was in insurance."
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"Oh, he is... now. But back there he was an actor."
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"Well, actually, he was mostly a cabdriver."
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"You see, in college, he played the lead in Charley's Aunt,"
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"and I guess it just sort of got in his blood."
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"And what kind of transfusion led him into life insurance?"
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"He wanted to start over again... you know, a new career."
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"See, he didn't want to get married until he could be absolutely sure of his future."
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"That's why he came out here to San Francisco. That's sensible enough if that's what he wants."
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"Oh, believe me, Aunt Jess. I would marry Howard no matter what business he was in."
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"I really love him, and Howard loves me."
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"He really does. I mean, I know that for a certainty."
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"Damn."
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"You know, Vicky, it's not abnormal to have last-minute doubts."
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"You've always read me like a book, haven't you?"
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"If I'm prying, you just stop me."
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"Thank you."
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"Thanks."
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"You know how they say there's nothing quite so romantic as San Francisco after dark?"
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"I wouldn't know. I've been here for five days, and for five straight nights,"
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"Howard has been working."
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"Well, of course, selling life insurance is..."
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"I dropped by his office yesterday to surprise him."
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"They told me that he hadn't worked there for a month."
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"Oh."
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"Yesterday, I met him for breakfast, and he had these circles under his eyes, and he smelled like perfume."
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"Hmm. Of course, some men do wear cologne."
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"This afternoon at the chapel, he lent me his handkerchief."
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"Look. That's not your shade."
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"No. And these matches, from some nightclub?"
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"They are all over his apartment. I wanna go to this place, you know, to find out."
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"But if I love him, how can I justify spying on him?"
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"For your own peace of mind, I think you have to."
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"[Applause] ?? [Female Impersonator Singing]"
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"Good evening, Mr. Carter. Right this way."
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"Another full house, Mr. Drake? We're ahead of last week by nine percent."
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"A man'd be a fool to sell a gold mine like this, right, Barbara?"
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"Well, you'll break a lot of hearts if you don't."
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"As long as I don't break yours, baby."
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"I'll bring the printout around before I leave."
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"[Applause] ??[Singing Continues]"
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"Al, we gotta talk."
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"Go away, Patterson. I'm busy."
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"I hope you don't think you have Freddy tied up for another four years."
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"You made the deal for him. I know who made the deal."
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"Look, I'm not saying he won't play the club. Al, Freddy loves you."
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"Sure. The whole world loves me."
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"He just wants some freedom to explore a few more things."
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"I got him that talk show, and now he's hot."
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"He's hot because this club made him hot. Now, you tell Freddy he works here, or he doesn't work anywhere."
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"Got that? That's what we have courts for."
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