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Clips from Murder, She Wrote (1984) - Birds of a Feather (S01E01)

"Ladies? A table for two, please."
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"- Your name, please? - We don't have a reservation, but we don't mind waiting."
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"We could seat you at 11:00... next Thursday."
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"That's a bit longer than we had in mind. Really?"
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"- Felix. - [Sighs]"
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"Excuse me. Mr. Drake?"
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"Excuse me."
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"I really hate doing this sort of thing, but, uh, my aunt and I just dropped by,"
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"and we would really like a table."
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"That's my aunt right there."
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"You probably recognize her. No."
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"J.B. Fletcher. Oh, really?"
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"Really. Who the hell is J.B. Fletcher?"
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"Uh, a very famous mystery writer."
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"She's had six best sellers. This morning she was on Bay City Breakfast,"
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"and tomorrow she appears with Dana Burns and then in the afternoon, she's gonna meet the mayor."
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"Ms. Fletcher, so delighted you could join us this evening."
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"Raymond, a table for Ms. Fletcher and her party, please."
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"How very nice. There's just the two of us."
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"Table for two. Of course."
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"Enjoy the show, ladies. Thank you."
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"[Singer] Merci. Merci. [Continues, Indistinct]"
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"It's not a very good view of the stage."
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"But a great view of the patrons."
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"How could Howard afford to bring her to a place like this?"
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"[Applause] And now, the one and only,"
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"our very own, in his third year... Freddy York!"
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"- [Drumroll] - Freddy."
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"Hey. You're beautiful. You're beautiful."
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"My name is Freddy York. I'm here to give you some yuks. [Rim Shot]"
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"[Scattered Laughter] I wanted to look good for the show tonight, so I went to a barbershop right before the show."
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"I figured I'd get a shave, a shoe shine and a manicure... the works, right?"
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"Guy's shavin' me. I look down at this girl that's giving me a manicure. She's really cute."
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"I say, " Listen. I'm Freddy York. I'm the comedy star at Les Champignons. Why don't you come catch the show tonight?""
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"She said, "I'd like to, but I'm married." I said, " Come anyway."
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"Tell your husband you're going out with the girls." She said, "You tell him. He's shaving you.""
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"I met a girl at the bar last night. She told me she was into astrology."
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"- She wanted to meet a Leo, so I introduced her to my accountant. - [Rim Shot]"
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"- What a great crowd. - Yes. Tomorrow at 9:00. Good night."
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"Mrs. Drake. What a pleasant surprise. I didn't know you were here tonight."
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"What am I supposed to do? Make an appointment?"
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"I'll seat you immediately. Was Mr. Drake expecting you?"
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"Oh, I doubt it."
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"[Freddy Continues, Indistinct] Show Mrs. Drake to her table."
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"[Freddy] "You're never gonna sell a car with 120,000 miles on it."
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"Why don't you just lower that odometer, you know, go in and lower it? You'll sell your car.""
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"I saw him last night. I said, "Hey, Eddie. You sell your car?""
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"He said, " No, I'm not gonna sell my car. I only got 12,000 miles on it." Felix."
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"[Audience Laughs] Find Mr. Drake. Tell him his wife is on the premises."
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"[Freddy] ...has two rooms reserved at the hotel. He gets there a little late."
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"The clerk says, "Sir, Mr. Jones, I'm sorry. I only got one room left. ""
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"Felix, what are you doing backstage? I'm supposed to tell Mr. Drake his wife's here."
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"His wife? Yeah."
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"Well, never mind. I'll tell him. You go back out front. [Freddy Continues, Indistinct]"
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"They go upstairs. They take the twin beds. Middle of the night, the secretary gets up."
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"She goes, " Psst. Mr. Smith, are you sleeping?""
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"He said, "What's the matter?" She said, "I'm chilly." He says, "Well, if you're chilly,"
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"would you like to pretend that you're Mrs. Smith tonight?""
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"She says, "Why, Mr. Smith, I'd love to." He said, "Good. Get up and shut the window yourself.""
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"And you're a great crowd. You're really beautiful. Thank you. Thank you."
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"You're great. I love you. Stick around for the next show. I'll see you. You're beautiful!"
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"Victoria, have you noticed there's something a little strange about this place?"
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"- What do you mean? - I don't know. I can't quite put my finger on it."
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"Thank you. Thank you. I'm glad you're all having such a great time."
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"And now, the moment we've all been waiting for,"
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"the star of our show, that lovely chanteuse,"
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"Michelle Dupont!"
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"??[Lounge Piano]"
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"?There's a somebody I'm longin' to see ?"
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"- ?I hope that he turns out...? - [Woman Screams]"
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"Catch that killer! Stop him! He's a murderer!"
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"Stop him! [Audience Murmuring]"
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"- Victoria! - Howard?"
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"Howard?"
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"I... I can explain everything."
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"[Sirens Wailing]"
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"[Murmuring Continues] Mike."
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"What the hell's going on? Drake's been shot."
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"Shot? Who shot him? The new guy... Howard."
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"May I please see Mr. Griffin? I'm sorry, lady. Nobody can go in there."
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"[Victoria] I have to see him. [Officer] Can't let you go in. I have my orders."
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"Please? Look, we're gonna be married."
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"- Here. You can take my purse, and you can search me. - Vicky?"
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"Well,"
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"I guess it'll be all right. Just for a minute."
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"Thank you."
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"[Sighs]"
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"Oh, Howard."
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"Oh, Vicky, I'm sorry, honey. I wanted to tell you, I really did."
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"It was just a job. I know! Isn't it wonderful?"
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"What? That it was just a job."
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"I thought that... Well, never mind."
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"Vicky, I didn't... I didn't shoot him. I swear I didn't."
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"Of course you didn't."
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"Suspect in there? [Officer] Yes, sir."
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"Which one? The tall one."
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"Bill, take her downtown and book her."
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"Him. Whatever."
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"[Murmuring] [Detective] All right. Coming through. Stand aside."
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"Stand aside. Coming through. Step aside, please."
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"[Sighs] Uh, I'm Lieutenant Novak. Now, did anybody touch anything in here?"
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"- [All] No. - Well, which one of you saw the killing?"
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"I did. Well, I mean,"
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"I walked past the open door, and I saw her..."
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"him... standing over Mr. Drake with the gun."
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"[Groans] This gun?"
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"Yes."
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"I must have screamed, and he dropped it and ran out."
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"Hmm. Smooth grip, Charlie. You might even get some prints."
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"- Yeah. How 'bout that? - [Bird Squawking]"
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"Lieutenant Novak, did you notice the small white feather on Mr. Drake's jacket?"
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"- Who are you? - Oh, I'm Jessica Fletcher."
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"- Did you see the murder? - Well, actually, no. I was sitting out front watching the show."
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"Then, Ms. Fletcher, would you mind doing me a great big favor?"
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"- Oh, I'll do absolutely anything I can to help. - Would you please get out of here?"
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"Please, ma'am? Please, ma'am?"
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"Okay, Mr. York. Now, is there anything you might want to add to this statement?"
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"[Chuckles] Sign it."
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"You don't seem exactly broken up over Drake's death."
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"I'll tell you what. I'll split a bouquet with you. Pick whatever kind of flowers you want."
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