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Clips from Solar Opposites (2020) - The Apple Pencil Pro (S02E02)

"♪ dramatic theme playing ♪"
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"‐ This place is amazing."
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"How do they keep incrementally improving products year after year?"
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"‐ Oh. The Apple Pencil Pro is far superior"
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"to last year's disgusting, obsolete Apple Pencil."
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"The new one can write in cursive."
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"‐ I literally saw Emily Dickinson writing poetry with it"
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"in the Apple TV+ show Dickinson on my Apple TV!"
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"‐ Oh, they have a U2 branded Wi‐Fi router?"
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"‐ Wow! It's red!"
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"For every four bars of signal you get,"
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"Bono sends a pair of shoes to a sea turtle."
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"‐ Hey there, you looking for a repair‐‐"
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"‐ Fetch me an Apple Pencil Pro, Apple servant."
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"‐ You got it. You want a charging necklace too?"
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"The pencil runs out of batteries very fa‐‐"
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"[screaming] Get away from me! Wee!"
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"Help! ‐ Oh my god, Pete, you okay?"
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"‐ These are the psycho aliens that tortured me in their dungeon!"
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"‐ That's impossible. We turned our dungeon into a Florida room."
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"‐ Yeah, we've never even met this fuckin' freak show!"
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"Hello, sir, I'm‐‐ ‐ Don't touch me!"
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"Siri, call the cops!"
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"SIRI: Playing Destiny's Child."
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"[siren wailing]"
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"‐ That's them!"
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"[camera shutter clicking]"
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"[gloves stretching]"
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"‐ He doesn't have a hole."
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"‐ We'll just have to make one."
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"‐ Hey, how's it going?"
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"‐ The Solar Opposites are going to jail!"
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"KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia"
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"until the asteroid hit."
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"One hundred adults and their replicants were issued a Pupa"
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"and escaped into, uh, the space,"
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"searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds."
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"We crashed on Earth, stranding us on an already overpopulated planet."
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"That's right, I've been talking this whole time."
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"I'm the one holding the Pupa. My name's Korvo."
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"This is, this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?"
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"[stammers] This is ridiculous."
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"I hate Earth. It's a horrible home."
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"People are stupid and confusing."
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"Do they like Brendan Fraser or not?"
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"He's a good guy. Give him a chance."
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"♪ ominous music playing ♪"
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"‐ Chris Cicowski, 35."
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"Mandy Sinclair, 28."
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"Jeffrey Dean Dorgan, 33."
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"Agnes Peterbort, 75 years old."
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"Tomorrow would have been her birthday."
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"‐ Cool list, bro. I take my coffee with a splash of mouse milk."
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"‐ Then maybe you don't understand what's happening here."
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"You're done."
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"I know you killed all those people,"
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"I was an executive story editor on Bones seasons five through nine"
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"and let me tell you, friend, that's a season wrap on Ethan!"
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"‐ Aw. You never even got a bump to co‐producer? Pathetic."
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"I bet they just stuck you in the Bones joke room."
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"‐ We didn't have a joke room, it was an innuendo room."
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"And I was only there for the back nine."
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"[exhales]"
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"If you ever want to see the halogen reptile lamp"
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"that Yumyulack uses to simulate the light of day again,"
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"you better start cooperating."
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"[yawns] ‐ Buddy, you got it all wrong."
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"I'm going to be walking out of here, and you're not."
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"‐ You think Tim and the Walldermen are just gonna let you go?"
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"‐ Oh yeah, babe. Without me, Tim is nothing."
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"Nada, zero, zilch."
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"‐ Oh wow, I didn't realize I was talking to someone so important."
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"‐ You think Jesse gives us CLIF bars, chewable Tylenol, and Dasani water?"
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"[laughs] Come on."
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"All that protein and medicine that you're used to?"
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"This guy."
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"‐ So I'm supposed to believe you're killing people during the week,"
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"then turning big and running errands on the weekends?"
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"‐ Oh my god, you're so stupid."
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"Listen, there is a hole in the top of the Wall."
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"It's been there since before the war."
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"The Duke would use it to bring in extra supplies"
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"to keep control of the population."
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"‐ A top‐secret hole that we could use to escape, huh?"
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"You have quite the imagination, murderer."
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"‐ Broheim had an Amazon Fresh subscription."
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"They'd throw the deliveries on the roof, then I'd just climb out and I'd get ‘em."
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"Now I do the same thing for my close personal friend, Tim."
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"[grunts]"
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"‐ I'm sick of this bullshit!"
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"There's no hole in the Wall, and I won't let you drag Tim's good name."
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"‐ In the beforefore time, I was a rock climbing instructor"
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"at Bally's Total Fitness."
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"Outside the Wall, the only thing I used to murder"
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"was indoor climbing walls."
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"‐ And I care why?"
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"‐ Once I got in here, I had so much temptation,"
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"you know, so many potential victims, and no rock climbing to distract me."
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"At first, I was going to kill myself. That way, I wouldn't murder anyone."
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"But then you saved me."
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"‐ What? ‐ Oh, you don't remember, do you?"
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"I am the one who started the flooding of the Nerds."
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"My plan was to die in that Nerd pile and finally escape my impulses."
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"But then you saved me."
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"‐ Oh my god. ‐ That's when I knew I was special."
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"You saved me so I could fulfill my destiny."
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"[laughs] I'm a god!"
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"‐ Shut up! ‐ I'm a god!"
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"[cackling]"
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"MAN: Let's go. Let's get in here."
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"Let's do this. ‐ Welp, that's my ride."
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"‐ Okay, let's say there is some big conspiracy"
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"to help you kill innocent people."
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"But now you've told me the whole plan, Mr. Total Fitness."
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"So what happens next?"
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