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Clips from Solar Opposites (2020) - The Apple Pencil Pro (S02E02)
"‐ I don't know, they'll probably just come in here and kill you"
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"and then blame it on a cricket."
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"‐ What? How the hell do you know about the cricket?"
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"‐ These guys aren't exactly creative geniuses."
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"They always just blame it on a cricket."
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"[buzzer sounds]"
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"‐ Has anyone mistreated you since you got here?"
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"‐ I'm not saying anything until our lawyer gets here."
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"‐ Oh my god, I'm your lawyer."
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"How many times do we have to go over this?"
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"‐ Objection, overruled, I rest my case."
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"‐ This isn't even the trial‐‐ forget it."
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"Let me walk you through the accusations,"
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"and I gotta say, they seem very specific."
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"According to Peter, the, uh, Okja‐type character,"
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"this all started off when Korvo got annoyed"
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"at an annual Rib Fest‐style block party"
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"on the street outside your house..."
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"♪ rock music playing on speakers ♪ [inaudible chatter]"
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"‐ Pupa, put those delicious ribs down!"
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"Goddammit, I hate this stupid Rib Fest."
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"There's nowhere to park, they play rib jams all day,"
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"and some guy who's not me always wins the "Best Ribs" competition!"
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"Why can't Korvo be a winner for once?"
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"‐ You know, Korvo, you could take some barbecue classes"
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"at The Learning Annex or watch some YouTube videos,"
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"chefnap Paula Deen‐‐"
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"‐ Kidnapping people takes too long, I'll just use sci‐fi shit!"
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"STEPHANIE: The prosecution claims Korvo created a giant pig thing"
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"that self‐cooked racks of award‐winning ribs"
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"out of its chest,"
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"whose blood tasted like delicious barbecue sauce,"
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"and when struck "shat out all the fixins.""
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"KORVO: Dammit, that does sound like something I would do."
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"Right down to the "fixin'" shits."
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"‐ Where am I? Wh‐what am I?"
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"Are you my dad? Wee! Help!"
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"Ohh!"
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"Whoa‐oh! Oh! ‐ Mm, that's good rib."
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"Could use a little barbecue sauce though."
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"‐ Oh no!"
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"STEPHANIE: Korvo won five straight Rib Fest gold medals,"
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"dethroning Lizzo's cousin, Ribbo, as the Rib Fest champion."
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"‐ Please let me go."
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"‐ Hold still, I need a potluck worth of your shit for a church event tonight."
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"‐ Korvo, wait! I need Peter to help me with my math homework."
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"He's not going to be able to focus if he's screaming."
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"What's the X in this equation? Tell me!"
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"‐ Hi, guys! Are we having a‐‐"
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"Oh my god, what's that?"
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"‐ Please, little girl! These guys are crazy. You gotta help me!"
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"‐ Don't worry, little guy. Jesse's here."
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"You have to let him go!"
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"You can't just keep a creature trapped in your basement and torture it."
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"‐ You clearly don't understand how important it is to win rib contests."
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"‐ Ohhh! Oh!"
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"‐ [sobbing] Oh god!"
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"‐ Guys! Come watch me do donuts on the front lawn!"
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"I finally figured out how to do it. Turns out it's a circle!"
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"‐ Awesome! ‐ Alright."
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"[door closes]"
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"[grunting]"
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"[gasps, farts]"
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"[cheering] TERRY: Fuck you, lawn! Woo!"
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"Yeah‐hey! Woo! [tires screeching]"
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"STEPHANIE: Peter escaped while you were distracted by the donuts."
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"He spent a few nights in the woods, then he moved on with his life,"
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"got his MFA in interpretive dance,"
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"couldn't find work, duh, so he got a job at the Apple Store"
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"with all the other people who have MFAs."
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"‐ Okay, look: full disclosure, that story really did sound"
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"like something we would do, r‐right?"
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"‐ Yeah, I mean, it feels like something we'd pitch to Hulu"
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"and they'd say, "We don't understand it but go for it.""
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"‐ But I don't remember any of it."
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"I never went to a Rib Fest or met this delicious rib‐looking Peter guy."
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"‐ Yeah, just because the story "sounded like us""
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"doesn't mean we did it."
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"‐ Yeah, we're good people."
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"Remember that time we turned that homeless guy's blood"
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"into Vitamin Water?"
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"O‐o‐or when we killed millions of bees"
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"so people wouldn't get stung?"
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"‐ Yeah, we invented vaping, that has to count for something!"
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"‐ You're both right. We're great."
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"This was one hundred percent not us!"
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"‐ Well, Peter is a convincing witness."
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"Plus he's a big alien thing and you're aliens,"
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"so it's not hard to think that you did this."
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"‐ What does that mean for us?"
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"‐ It means you're fucked."
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"[slams table]"
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"‐ This is your last chance to let me go, buddy."
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"Here they‐‐ they're coming, do you feel 'em?"
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"Do you feel 'em? They're coming. It's all over for you. Get ready."
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"Oh, that hurt."
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"‐ Halk. Calm down, big guy, don't do anything crazy."
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"Just put the Ring Pop knife down."
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"‐ Stay back! ‐ Let me kill him, please!"
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"‐ What are you doing? ‐ He's the killer!"
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"The 7 was an L, it was upside‐down."
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"He lived in a fortune cookie."
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"‐ Wait, what are you talking about?"
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"‐ If you caught the real killer, then great!"
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"But if you kill him, it'll just make you a killer too."
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"‐ Stay back! Don't take another fuckin' step."
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"[buzzer sounds]"
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"‐ You know, I bet prison isn't all that bad."
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"All I have to do is bide my time until I go to the Sorting Hat."
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"You know what I'm saying, my man?"
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"‐ You're confusing prison with the Harry Potter movies."
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"‐ Don't make assumptions about people, he might've read the books."
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"‐ Fuck you! Even if he had,"
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"he couldn't avoid the cultural impact of the movies!"
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"[grunting] ‐ Come on, you won't fight me!"
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"‐ Aah! Does this mean I don't get to be in Hufflepuff?"
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"‐ Aah! Ow!"
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"Ow! God!"
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"‐ What the fuck!"
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"‐ Oh no, please tell me you got a backup crack pipe inside that butt."
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