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Clips from Wedding Crashers (2005)

"I don't know what's getting into me today, guys."
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"Nature versus nurture, Lodge. Nature always wins."
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"Every time I look over, you're on your ass again."
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"If I had any air in my lungs, I'd scream at you."
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"Oh, now you're gonna blame me?"
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"Because you're not athletic enough to stay on your two feet?"
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"-Daiquiris. -Daiquiris."
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"Oh."
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"Sweetheart, why don't you take him into the house and fix him up?"
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"You got everyone on you now. Get all the attention."
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"GLORIA: Come on, baby."
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"It's hot out here."
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"-Yeah, it is. -Yeah."
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"You should have played in your underwear."
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"Oh, Jesus Christ. Hss, it burns."
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"-It stings. Oh, Jesus. GLORIA: Poor baby."
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"You want me to blow on it?"
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"No. No, no, no."
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"Jeremy, I'm not wearing any panties."
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"Okay. That's fun. That's nice."
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"Oh, yeah, that's fun. Yeah, that's fun."
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"Okay, Gloria. You need to stop. Yeah, that's fun."
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"That's fun. That's fun."
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"[CLEARS THROAT]"
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"Don't you worry, Gloria. Mum's the word."
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"Thank you, Randolph."
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"-A little more discreet, though, okay? GLORIA: Hee, hee."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"I'm confused. Like eight hours ago you were a shy little virgin..."
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"...and now you're not wearing any panties. I'm trying to catch up with you."
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"-Where's my little friend? -No, no, no."
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"-Where's my little friend? -He's tired."
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"He's in time-out. He's in time-out."
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"Gloria, please. I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. I've had a very long day."
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"-Fine! -Ow, Jesus Christ!"
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"My father warned me about people like you, Jeremy."
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"-I'm just another notch on your belt. -It's not like that. It's not like that."
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"Really? Then what's it like, Jeremy, huh?"
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"No! Wait! Wait!"
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"It's just that I'm feeling very strongly..."
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"...that we're only expressing ourselves in a physical, sexual-specifically way."
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"That's it! Wait!"
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"-Jeremy. -Heh, heh."
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"-Jeremy, you're amazing. -Oh, God, I think you're amazing."
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"-Oh, my God, don't ever leave me. Good. -Ever."
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"[IN BABY VOICE] Because I'd find you."
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"[CACKLING]"
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"I had hundreds, and all of them from different backgrounds..."
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"...who spoke different languages. One of them, his name was Caleb..."
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"Get him all patched up?"
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"I sure did, Daddy."
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"Gloria bug."
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"You go change for dinner."
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"Okay."
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"Phew."
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"I don't even wear a belt. Beltless."
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"I'm a very powerful man."
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"Yes, you are."
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"See you for dinner."
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"SACK: So I am president of the Environment Defense League."
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"And I pick up this little sea otter..."
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"...and wipe off the oil from the tanker spill."
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"No, I don't want them. It's too hardcore."
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"JEREMY: Do you want to be alone with her? JOHN: Yes."
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"Put these in his drink and he'll be going down on a toilet seat for the next 24 hours."
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"[WHIMPERING]"
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"[CONTINUES WHIMPERING]"
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"And the oil's-- The oil's flapping, he goes:"
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"[COUGHING AND WHIMPERING]"
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"[CLINKING ON GLASS]"
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"Let us bow our heads in prayer."
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"Heavenly Father..."
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"-Amen. -Amen."
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"Oh, these scallops look fantastic."
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"CLAIRE: Actually, Sack got the governor to subsidize part of the project."
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"Say that five times fast. You can't do it. Self-sustaining--"
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"Again, Jeremy, I'm sorry. You know, I have this damn competitive streak, um."
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"-I'm seeing a Buddhist about it. -Not just any Buddhist."
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"His Holiness, the Dalai Lama. He's a good friend."
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"Not just any orthopedist. I'm gonna see a Dr. Epstein--"
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"Hey, Sack, how long have you and Claire been seeing each other?"
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"Yeah, actually, we started dating while we were doing Habitat for Humanity."
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"Pretty soon we'll be getting married."
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"Yep."
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"Well, not too soon, um...."
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"We still have a lot of things that we want to accomplish."
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"Anyway, once Claire and Sack tie the knot..."
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"...two of the great American families, the Clearys and the Lodges..."
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"And then, of course, you can challenge the Klingons..."
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"...for interstellar domination, right?"
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"Jeremy. I saw you on the dance floor."
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"I really just got lucky."
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"It was the booze dancing, heh, heh."
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"...you and your brother are venture capitalists."
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"-That's right. -That's great."
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"-It's the new pioneer. O'NEIL: New pioneer."
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"...investing in companies that are ethically and morally defensible."
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"-Like what? Give me an example. -Like what? Well, there's the company..."
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"...that we have where we're taking the fur or the wool from sheep..."
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"And then they make it into cloth, which they in turn sew..."
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"...then make little shirts and pants..."
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"...for other homeless people to sell. It's a pretty good deal."
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"Thank you. Although don't make me out to be a saint just yet."
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"We do turn a small profit."
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"After all, someone has to pay for the lap dances for the big guy here."
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"He's joking around. It feels so good when he jokes."
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"What's this company called?"
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"-Holy sh-- -Shirts & Pants. Holy Shirts & Pants."
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"Well, that's a hell of a good project."
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"That would be terrific. That would be great, huh?"
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"Isn't my Willy doing a wonderful job there in Washington?"
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"-Mommy. -You know, Willy's father, my husband..."
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"[GURGLING]"
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"...was the secretary of state for President Franklin Roosevelt."
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"That must have been so thrilling. FDR."
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"MARY: He was a doll."
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"-Big dyke. CLAIRE: Oh, Lord."
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"Grandma, you can't talk like that, okay? It's not right."
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"Somebody get me another Scotch for chrissakes."
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