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Clips from Wedding Crashers (2005)

"-Okay. -You all right?"
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"What an athlete. A tremendous competitor."
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"I know."
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"Todd, I noticed that you haven't even touched your food yet."
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"-I don't eat meat or fish. -He's a homo."
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"CLEARY: Mommy, let's not go there again."
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"Actually, Todd is an amazing painter."
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"He's going to the Rhode Island School of Design."
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"...you know, in case he ever ran for president."
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"Now, Todd. Actually, truth be told..."
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"...polling shows a majority of the American people..."
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"...would ultimately empathize with our situation."
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"Oh, for God sakes, William, put Mommy to bed already."
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"Wow"
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"I'll be in my room painting."
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"You just go right ahead, Toddy."
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"WOMAN: Wonderful scallops. CLEARY: Absolutely. Wonderful."
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"You know, I think I'm gonna get some air."
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"-Excuse me. -All right. I'm gonna--"
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"Can't walk away from the delicious food that we got here."
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"I just had my tits done."
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"Those seem like lovely tits."
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"William doesn't give a shit about my tits."
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"You've been playing cat and mouse with me ever since you came here."
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"-Mrs. Cleary, I don't-- -Call me Cat."
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"-Okay, Cat-- -Call me Kitty Cat. Rowr."
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"-Feel them. -What?"
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"-I said, feel them. -Mrs. Cleary--"
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"I'm sorry, Kitty Cat. Are you out of your fucking mind?"
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"Wow, they feel really nice. Real orb-like."
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"It's amazing what they can do to--"
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"Pervert."
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"TODD: Mom make you feel her tits?"
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"Did you say something, Todd?"
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"Just don't say anything to my dad, though."
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"Some friend of my sister's..."
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"...she said something to my dad a couple of years ago..."
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"Stop kidding with me, Todd. You almost had me."
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"Come on."
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"Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters."
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"Well, snap out of it! What? A hot older woman made you feel her cans?"
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"-Stop crying like a little girl. -I wasn't crying like a little girl."
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"What were they like? They look pretty good. Are they real?"
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"Are they built for speed or for comfort? What'd you do with them?"
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"Motorboat? You play the motorboat? Pbbbbt."
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"You motorboating son of a bitch. You old sailor, you."
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"Where is she? She still in the house?"
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"What do you--? What's wrong with you?"
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"-What's wrong with you? -What's wrong with you?"
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"JOHN: Drop it! -Team player."
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"Oh, Mr. President."
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"Oh, dear."
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"I'm too drunk to walk, so carry me to my room."
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"Carry you?"
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"Sure."
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"-How much jam you got, man? -Jam?"
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"I can wake him up for you if you like. His name is Snooky."
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"She be pushing 90."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Yeah, I'm sorry, I just, uh...."
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"Sorry I'm late, I just...."
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"You okay?"
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"No, no, I'm fine, I just...."
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"I just got held up."
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"My family's a little strange."
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"A little strange?"
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"Come on. Claire."
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"-I love it. -You do?"
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"-Yes. -I get a little self-conscious."
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"It's a family. You're mixing it up."
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"...with her, like, little, like, white hair, but then she's kind of mean."
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"Shit, it was great."
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"-No, really? Really? -Yeah. Yeah, you're like that crazy guest..."
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"...who thinks he's part of the family. It's great."
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"Doesn't sound that great. That sounds horrible."
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"...like, part of the family who's gonna say inappropriate stuff? What is that?"
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"Yeah. You know, you break the ice."
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"-Yeah. -It can be so stuffy sometimes in there."
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"CLEARY: Claire?"
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"Have you checked on Sack? I think he's pretty sick."
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"-Oh, really? CLEARY: Yeah."
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"-I should-- I should go check on him. JOHN: Yeah, sure, okay."
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"Yeah, we'll take a walk some other time."
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"Claire."
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"I'll talk to you later."
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"Okay."
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"CLAIRE: Oh, no."
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"Well, Claire..."
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"...my head's buried in a toilet."
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"What do you think? Why don't you do the math, okay?"
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"Yeah, you can just cut that psychobabble bullshit that your mom tells you, okay?"
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"-Right. -Hey, you wanna help me out?"
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"Do you? Do you, kid? Why don't you go get me a 7-Up, okay?"
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"All right, because I think I'm-- I think I might get vulnerable again."
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"-What the fuck is going on? -Shh."
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"...and I think the problem is I am not being adventurous enough for you."
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"Gloria, I am pretty sure that is not what I've been saying to you."
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"Baby..."
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"...I'm gonna make all your fantasies come true."
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"But this is not a fant--"
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"I love you."
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"It's not Gloria."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"We had a moment at the dinner table."
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"I was there. I would have noticed if there was a moment."
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"I thought you might like it."
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"No."
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"[DOOR SLAMS]"
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"CLEARY: Where's that coming from? You hear that?"
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"Not there. Not there! I'm not comfortable-- I'm not comfortable with that!"
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"-Let's play tummy sticks. -What's tummy sticks?"
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"I don't want to play. Get in the closet."
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"It's okay, I was where you were a year ago."
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"You go get in the closet! You go get in the closet!"
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"Everything okay in here? I thought I heard something."
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"I was just having a bad dream."
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"You know, Todd..."
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"...screams at night sometimes."
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"You know, the doctors call it night terrors. I don't know."
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