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Clips from Wedding Crashers (2005)

"WOMAN: I'm so sick to death of you talking about me as a mother."
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"I'm sick of you accusing me of not being a good mother."
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"I know it doesn't feel like it, but we're making progress."
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"JEREMY: Mm-hm. -We settled the deal with the cars."
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"That takes us to frequent-flyer miles. We're flying."
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"We're gonna split them right down the middle."
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"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me."
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"...trying to make it honest. I get it."
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"Don't do this for the other person."
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"...without wondering if anyone's gonna find out?"
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"...talking to you in languages you don't understand..."
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"I guess it is a little creepy..."
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"...that he will never spend his birthday alone again."
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"Maybe that would fall under the category of creepy."
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"I've got the perfect girl for you."
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"...that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling."
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"She might be interested. Do I want to be interested?"
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"Now she's not interested. So now, all of sudden, I'm starting to get interested."
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"Where you, like, hug each other like this..."
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"Okay."
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"-John? -Yeah?"
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"What's going on?"
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"Okay, how many are cash bars?"
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"We are gonna have tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies..."
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"Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal."
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"Oh, stop."
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"I have known this couple for many years."
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"...and I was there the day she graduated from medical school."
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"Josh I have known since his bar mitzvah..."
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"...to ask her out, until 1 0 years later, Josh was in the emergency room..."
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"[PLAYING HAVA NAGILA]"
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"[SINGING HAVA NAGILA]"
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"Oh, my yarmulke fell off!"
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"You sly son of a bitch."
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"Does anyone know what this here is used for?"
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"[HUMMING]"
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"[BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]"
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"Ooh."
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"Hi."
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"Look, I knew I was never gonna be a professional bullfighter..."
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"-I'm ready to get drunk. -Ha, ha."
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"I think that's his kid Leonard. The diabetic."
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"WOMAN: Playing with the Yankees?"
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"You lose good men to trades and unruly fans."
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"I-- Look, I don't want to talk about it, I'm sorry."
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"I think we only use 1 0 percent of our hearts."
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"I'm 6'5, but I feel like I'm 4 feet."
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"And some poetry, courtesy of Sarah McLachlan."
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"What are you gonna do for an encore? Walk on water?"
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"Great guy. He brung me along too."
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"You butchered the whole damn cake! You don't treat cake like that."
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"Jabroni! This fucking guy, unbelievable!"
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"[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]"
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"[LAUGHING AND MOANING]"
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"Oh, no, no."
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"JEREMY: Bet that blond was a real shot of life."
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"I don't wanna say sleazy, because that's not the right word..."
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"...but a little irresponsible? I mean, you know?"
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"JOHN: Hell of a season."
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"Pal, there's gonna be over 200 single women at this wedding."
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"I wasn't sulking. I twisted my ankle."
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"Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms."
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"You bite your tongue. Chazz Reinhold is not a kook."
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"He is a brave and a decent man. He is a pioneer."
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"Erroneous! Erroneous. Erroneous on both counts."
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"I love your enthusiasm."
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"If I do this, I don't wanna half-ass it."
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"KATHLEEN: Mr. Senator. Thank you. -Congratulations, Kathleen."
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"That's the truth, yeah."
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"Articles on Secretary Cleary's economic policies."
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"There's also a roster of key family members, a glossary, sailing terms."
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"Look, we've been to a million weddings."
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"Great day."
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"JEREMY: Yeah?"
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"JOHN: I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"Look, John, I'm sorry I'm not sorry, okay?"
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"So, um, how do you know the groom?"
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"Aunt Liz sends her best. She couldn't make it."
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"She's dead."
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"Lord knows we need family now more than ever."
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"Oh, are you kidding me?"
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"And now for our next reading, I'd like to ask the bride's sister Gloria..."
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"Love is patient, love is kind."
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"[CLAIRE CLEARS THROAT]"
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"CHRISTINA: I, Christina, take you, Craig..."
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"[BAND PLAYING SWING MUSIC]"
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"Well, I'm a psychic."
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"-Really? -Yes."
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"-What about that? -Oh, I'll go all day."
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"Well, if the police are missing a Belgian waffle maker, you could give them a hand."
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"Come back with some more stuff. That's good, though."
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"Oh, shit. Isn't that the girl you hooked up with at the Andersons' wedding?"
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"-Oh, Jesus, I'm smoked. -No, no, don't panic."
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"Shlomo? I thought you were renouncing all your possessions and moving to Nepal."
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"Oh, actually that won't be necessary."
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"Shlomo would like me to take him to the bathroom, then get him some crab cakes."
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"So, yeah, no, that's not--"
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"You know what?"
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"Okay, have a safe flight. Don't worry about us."
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"She looked good. I might give her a shout."
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"Okay, so, what angle are we gonna play here?"
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"I'm gonna go with the balloon-animal display for the kids..."
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"I want a bicycle."
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"Whatever. Make me a bicycle, clown."
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"Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it."
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"I think I'm up to the challenge."
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"All right, will you save me a dance for later?"
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"[CLEARS THROAT AND CHUCKLES]"
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"Go on, take it, you hyena."
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"That thing? I'm just warming up. Last week I did a..."
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"Okay, then I'll take a sports car."
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"-Congratulations, Mr. Secretary. CLEARY: Thanks."
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"-Good man, take a seat. -Oh, thanks."
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"John, what do you say you and I head out to the deck and light up a couple of cigars?"
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"-Stogies? -Yeah."
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"Jeremy!"
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"CLEARY: John, you seem like an astute man. JOHN: Thank you."
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"JOHN: Sure. CLEARY: That's my son, Todd."
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"Every advantage in life, advantages I never had."
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"What's he got to be so morose about?"
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