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Clips from Wedding Crashers (2005)

"What you should be worried about is you're getting sloppy."
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"Now, if you sit there and expect me to go out on a limb..."
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"...and try to pull off the greatest crash of all time..."
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"...I gotta know that your head's right."
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"There is no room for error."
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"Secret Service. Consequences."
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"I want it well planned."
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"He's back."
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"-Sounds good. Okay. -If you need me, I'll be on line six."
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"Could be fun."
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"Secretary, they just grow up so damn fast."
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"-Okay. Let's do our pregame. -What do you got?"
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"-Sailing? -Sailing's like sex to these people."
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"Mom's big with charities, blah, blah, blah."
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"Three daughters, one son."
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"-I get it. Good work. -Good."
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"[CHATTERING]"
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"Let me see that again, please."
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"Pretty handsome."
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"Okay, what's our back-story?"
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"We're brothers from New Hampshire, we're venture capitalists."
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"Let's be from Vermont, and let's have an emerging maple-syrup conglomerate."
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"Wait, that's stupid. We don't know anything about maple syrup."
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"I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes."
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"I love it on pizza. I put a little bit in my hair..."
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"...when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?"
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"The first quarter of the big game and you wanna toss up a Hail Mary."
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"I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona..."
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"...but it's not Halloween. Grow up, Peter Pan. Count Chocula."
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"And guess what. We've rocked them all."
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"- [WHISPERING] The Eagle has landed. JEREMY: The big show."
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"Hey, hey. Fifth row back with the fancy hat."
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"I like that."
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"No, don't waste your time on girls with hats, they tend to be very proper."
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"The proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me."
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"Why don't you say it a little louder? I don't think the priest heard you."
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"I'm not gonna apologize. I'm a cocksman."
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"JOHN: Tourette's. -Frank Myers."
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"We are Uncle Ned's kids."
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"Uncle Ned."
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"How is everybody?"
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"Well, Dad kind of putters around the house."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"She sends her best from the grave."
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"-...ever since she passed. -I see."
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"But thank you so much for your kindness, brother."
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"-Well, you're welcome. JEREMY: Thank you."
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"How many times are you gonna do this shit?"
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"Rule number 32: You don't commit to a relative..."
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"...unless you're absolutely positive that they have a pulse."
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"Rule 1 6: Give me an up-to-date family tree."
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"Your mistake. You made me look like an idiot."
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"Hello, Red."
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"-Dibs. -She's all yours."
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"I ain't gonna fight you."
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"[WAGNER'S BRIDAL CHORUS PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]"
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"I think we've got a crier."
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"[CRYING]"
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"It's beautiful. It's moving. It's a wedding."
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"...up to the lectern."
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"Twenty bucks, 1 Corinthians."
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"Double or nothing, Colossians 3: 1 2."
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"And now a reading from Paul's First Letter to the Corinthians."
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"As you all know, Craig and Christina..."
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"...are quite the sailing enthusiasts."
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"In that light, they have elected to exchange vows..."
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"...which they themselves have written."
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"...take you, Christina, to be my wife..."
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"...my best friend and my first mate..."
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"[SNICKERING]"
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"...through sickness and health, clear skies and squalls."
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"[GIGGLING]"
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"...to be my best friend..."
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"...to be your anchor and your sail..."
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"CHRISTINA: ...your starboard and your port."
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"[SNORTS]"
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"And now I pronounce you husband and wife."
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"[GIGGLES]"
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"[MENDELSSOHN'S WEDDING MARCH PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]"
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"Sorry, just a sampler."
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"-Told you this would be classy, right? -Yes, you did."
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"Class, first class all the way. You were not lying."
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"Class, class, class."
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"They've got some kind of seasoning on here. It must be sprinkled."
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"Okay, go get us seats near, but not too near, the bridal party."
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"Consider it done."
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"The present you're holding is a sterling-silver fondue set."
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"-John Ryan. -Claire Cleary."
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"-You're psychic? -I am."
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"-What's that one? -Knife set. German. Very nice."
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"-Hm. And that? -Cotton linens, Egyptian."
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"Place settings, candlesticks, crystal stemware..."
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"...which they'll probably never use because it's crystal stemware."
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"-Okay, how about that? -This?"
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"Massage oils and a book on tantra, probably from the wacky aunt."
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"-Yes! -Well, you have a gift."
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"I know. Unfortunately my powers only apply to useless consumer products."
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"[CHUCKLING]"
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"-Hello. -Excuse us."
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"-Good. -What have we got?"
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"These bacon-wrapped scallops, phenomenal."
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"Really hit the spot. Unbelievable."
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"We're gonna do number 1 0 from the playbook. Here she comes."
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"I'm so sorry. Shlomo had a scuba-diving accident."
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"Yeah, he came up too fast and the oxygen deprivation...."
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"You poor thing."
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"So are you here for the Clearys' wedding?"
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"Oh, yes. Yes, but I have to leave."
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"-I've got a flight to Madrid. JOHN: Oh, you have to leave?"
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"Okay, okay."
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"Okay, I'll take you to get crab cakes first, then I'll take you to the bathroom."
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"-We're gonna be fine, we're gonna make it. -Okay."
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"Doctor."
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"People helping people. It's powerful stuff."
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"God, you're a sick man. You also may be a genius."
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"...and then when she comes to check it out, guess who's a broken man."
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"-Haunted past. -Haunted past. Excellent."
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"-How about you? -I'll dance with the flower girl."
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"Or be a charter member of Oprah's Book Club."
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"-It's all deadly. I'll see you in a little. -Yes."
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