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Clips from Wedding Crashers (2005)

"Final touch. There it is."
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"One happy elephant."
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"...and Uncle Jeremy's a little tired right now..."
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"...so why don't we do something like, let's say, a giraffe?"
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"I just want a bicycle!"
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"I'm gonna make you a bicycle. But I don't want to make you a bicycle."
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"JOHN: You got it."
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"There you go. Yeah, you got it."
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"Let's see how you do with somebody your own age."
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"-Maybe. JOHN: Ha, ha. Okay."
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"Don't say thank you."
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"Hi. You're good."
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"-...exact replica to scale of Wrigley Field. -Ha, ha."
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"Honest to God. I don't have anywhere to put it."
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"So how long have you and the secretary been married?"
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"-Thirty years next April. -Oh, that's beautiful."
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"Yeah, and we were faithful for two of them."
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"-Hm? -Enjoy the party."
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"Secretary Cleary, John Ryan."
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"-Hi, John. -I just wanted to tell you how much..."
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"...I enjoyed your position paper on economic expansion in Micronesia."
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"You've read my position paper?"
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"I read it while I was sailing my boat to Bermuda."
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"A sailor?"
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"You didn't happen to catch my speech..."
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"...on the Paraguayan debt and money supply issue, did you?"
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"Are you kidding me? I thought it was great."
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"Your argument for the inverse ratio of capitalization to debt was genius."
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"Now, if we can just get Congress not to be so shortsighted."
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"Yes. Well put. Shortsighted."
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"Why not?"
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"It's just that we lost a lot of really good men out there."
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"Gloria, I think I gotta go get some fresh air."
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"Thank you so much for the dance and it was wonderful to meet you."
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"I wish I were stronger."
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"See that young man out there on the dock?"
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"Twenty-two years old, the whole world in front of him."
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"Well, that's not exactly true."
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"He had the same advantages I had, which is a hell of a lot of advantages."
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"So here's my question:"
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"Oh, he says he believes in art."
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"But all I've seen him do..."
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"...is dribble his own blood on a canvas and smear it around with a stick."
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"-You know, some people call that art. -It's crap."
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"Maybe he's just trying to find his own way, his own path."
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"Yeah. Yeah, perhaps..."
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"...I should take it easier on him."
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"Death, you are my bitch lover!"
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"Tell that mean ocean!"
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"Oh, see that?"
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"GLORIA: So you dove into the icy water?"
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"Why would a man risk his own life for the life of a complete stranger?"
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"The great 1 9th century philosopher Schopenhauer..."
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"-What? -That we're all one."
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"That separateness is an illusion."
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"And that I'm one with everyone."
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"With the prime minister of England and my cousin Harry."
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"You and me."
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"Jay-Z."
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"-Weird Al Yankovic. -Hm."
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"Harry Potter, if he existed."
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"Your mother."
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"Oh."
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"...is really your cheek."
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"And that my lips...."
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"According to Mr. Schopenhauer, they are."
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"[GLORIA MOANING]"
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"Oh, so you're hiding, I see."
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"He thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."
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"Well, that's what I need. Claire."
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"[JOHN LAUGHING]"
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"Sorry to interrupt."
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"-Yeah. -Funny."
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"CLEARY: Franklin! -What a great guy."
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"You are a big hit at this wedding."
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"Well, everyone's so nice. It's easy."
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"-They're all full of shit. -What?"
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"Half of these people are here because of my dad."
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"They're all just, you know, suckling at the power teat."
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"No, no. Come on, they're here because they want to believe..."
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"...they're in the presence of true love. That's why people come to weddings."
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"Well, it's a little cheesy, but I like it."
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"I saw it on a bumper sticker."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"-So you gonna give a toast? -Yes."
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"-What are you gonna say? -Would you...?"
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"Normally, I'm not very good at these things, but I think this one's pretty good."
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"I never thought my sister would find someone..."
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"...who cared about what other people thought as much as she did..."
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"-...until I met Craig? -Yes."
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"That's funny. That's funny because it's true."
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"You know, people like funny."
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"I know. But the whole funny-because-it's-true bit..."
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"...only works if the truth is a small thing."
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"Like, Everyone knows Jennifer likes to shop, ha, ha, ha."
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"You're better off going with something from the heart."
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"I think that people are gonna like this."
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"-I think you're wrong. -Sounds of silence."
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"Hey, meet me at the back of the room. I'll be waiting to say, I told you so."
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"And so, after my ninth stint in rehab, um, Craig...."
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"Craig was the only one who still believed in me."
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"Been sober now for eight months."
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"I never thought my sister would find someone who cared about..."
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"...what other people thought as much as she did until I met Craig."
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"As you all know, my sister and Craig are both lawyers..."
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"...at big law firms in New York."
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"But that's not the only thing they have in common. Um...."
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"They both like the color green..."
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"...like Craig's eyes and money."
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"...the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another."
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"And I think it's something to be valued."
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"And I'm just really happy that my big sister's found it."
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"Congratulations, Chris."
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"Ah!"
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"We should probably head back so they're not looking for us."
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"I always knew my first time would be on a beach."
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"-Mm-hm. -Wow."
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"Jeremy, we're gonna be so happy together."
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"-I'm sorry? -I love you."
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"CLAIRE: You totally saved me. -No."
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