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Clips from Wedding Crashers (2005)

"-And guess what. -What?"
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"You got the sweet little grandma who's really sweet..."
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"But you're like, Well, fuck it, she's so old, and she's not gonna change now."
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"Are you kidding? That was so funny."
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"Okay. Yeah. No, I'll be right in."
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"Mm-hm?"
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"[SHUSHING]"
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"Shh."
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"[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]"
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"[MUFFLED SCREAMING]"
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"[VOMITING]"
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"We did not have a moment at the dinner table."
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"Yes. We had a moment."
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"I made you a painting."
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"What?"
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"I call the painting Celebration."
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"It's sexual and violent."
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"Get in the fucking closet right now. You go get in the closet!"
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"I'll pop out at the right moment."
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"I know about bad dreams."
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"Sleep well."
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"...I'd love to make time and talk about, uh, different things."
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"-Okay. -Okay."
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"-Oh, it's gonna be great. -You sleep."
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"That was nice. Please let me just sleep."
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"I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, John. I'm fried."
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"...or the nude, gay art show in my room."
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"I'm a little too traumatized. Let's move."
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"Okay? It didn't work. She had to leave me and go attend to him."
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"Exactly. I'm gonna go."
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"Watch me take this on down the road."
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"A friend in need is a pest."
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"-Fair enough. -But if you want my help, listen."
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"Number one: Stop being a pussy."
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"You know it."
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"-I choose not to eat with you. -We're not eating together?"
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"When the meal's over with, I will talk to you."
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"Can I tell you something without you getting angry?"
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"MAN: Hello"
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"We got Heidi, a couple of those fucking sluts from the environmental group, remember?"
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"Claire? She's, you know, whatever, I don't know."
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"But that'll all change when we're married."
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"Do you remember that private detective we used..."
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"-You the man. -Take it easy."
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"All right, push it. Push it this way."
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"-Come on, use some muscle. -There we go."
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"Really freaks you out the first time you see it."
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"CLEARY: John, my boy."
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"...that maybe we could check out, if you have any interest, when we get back."
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"[GUN COCKS]"
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"Well, I think you might have to deal me out on this, because we were gonna--"
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"Sack, honey, you a little bit sick for hunting?"
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"No, I'm going. Right? Right?"
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"-So I guess I'll see you later. -See you later."
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"-Okay. CLAIRE: Okay."
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"But let's go kill some birds. I'm psyched."
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"Have you even shot one of these things before?"
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"-Yeah. Gorilla. -Or a rhinoceros."
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"Most Dangerous Game"
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"Like a worthy adversary. Not a human being that's armed..."
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"-I'm just gonna scare them a little bit. -All right."
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"JEREMY: Ow!"
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"-You okay, buddy? -Oh, don't okay, buddy me."
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"...and knock your two front teeth out, you selfish son of a bitch!"
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"You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John!"
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"Look, I want to know where Claire is."
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"With who?"
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"What does that mean?"
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"JOHN: Oh, it's really not that interesting, actually."
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"CLAIRE: You don't sound very enthused."
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"...or that you intended to."
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"We'll see. I'm still young."
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"...you're not that young."
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"I mean, don't you think?"
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"That's my rationalization and I'm sticking to it."
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"Fair enough."
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"MAN 2: Way to go, man. Way to go."
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"Claire bear, you never told me."
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"MAN 3: Claire, you took us all by surprise! SACK: Yeah."
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"-Yeah. Mmm. -Okay."
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"Yeah, I think-- I think that you're nuts. That's what I think."
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"I really don't see this relationship going further than this weekend."
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"-What? -I wasn't a virgin."
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"Far from it."
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"I'm gonna pour till it's on the tray. Here it is."
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"Let's put all the cards on the table. She's fit for a straitjacket."
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"Yeah. It turns me on."
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"Maybe I'm a little fucking crazy. That's right. Maybe Jeremy's a little nuts."
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"And that ain't normal. There's something odd in that."
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"Maybe that's what it takes to make you feel connected to somebody. I don't know."
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"Because I've fallen for you."
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"[CELL PHONE RINGING]"
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"Excuse me. I'm just gonna take this. Sorry, thanks. Thanks."
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"No shit."
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"-What do you mean? -You do investments in New Hampshire..."
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"...and you have a crazy brother--"
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"MAN: Why does Grandma have a gun?"
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"CLAIRE: Yes or no?"
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"Yes or no?"
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"Jeremy tried to seduce me!"
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"You did?"
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"I want my painting back."
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"The painting was a gift, Todd."
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"You had me going, son."
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"Sweetheart."
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"-Hang up the phone. -Okay."
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"John, you gotta drop this thing. I can't do this anymore with you, okay?"
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"She didn't keep it and I know you're not raising that thing."
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"What is your deal? What is your problem?"
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"Buddy, you know I love you, and I hate to see you like this..."
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"We're waiters."
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"Buddy, for your own good, you gotta let this thing go."
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"...they thought I was God."
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"[PEOPLE CLAPPING]"
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"Let's go, sport."
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"...I'll kill you."
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"JOHN: Jeremy!"
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"Goddamn it."
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"Hold on, man."
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