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Clips from Wedding Crashers (2005)

"Sack did that to you?"
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"How long you been sneaking around with Gloria behind my back?"
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"I wanted to tell you about Gloria. I tried to. I didn't know how."
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"And I'm sorry that you had to find out this way."
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"Rule number 5: You're an idiot."
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"JOHN [ON ANSWERING MACHINE]: This is John. Whatever."
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"Would love to hear back from you, man"
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"Put your hands out like this."
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"-You're supposed to move your hands. -You're not getting enough attention?"
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"Love doesn't exist. That's what I'm trying to tell you guys."
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"And I'm not picking on love..."
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"...our relationship, to the next level."
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"I mean, don't you think that's really soon?"
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"Well, we had to give her a Sweet 1 6..."
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"So..."
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"Um...."
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"...we have no way of knowing what lays ahead for us in the future."
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"-So how you been? -Great. Really spectacular."
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"Well, who you been crashing with, then?"
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"All right, look, I wanted to come by here..."
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"Your friendship means a lot to me."
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"I miss seeing you."
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"I can't tell you how glad it makes me to hear you say that, man."
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"Get on in here, let the big bear get his paws on you."
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"It isn't mine, but I glanced at it."
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"What?"
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"Pick up your fucking skateboard!"
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"I'm John Beckwith. I'm friends with Jeremy Grey."
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"Chazz, I think I'm okay. I had a bite right before I came over."
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"What?"
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"Oh, what a loser!"
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"More for-- More for, uh--"
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"I'm just living the dream."
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"Oh, man, I feel like, Wow!"
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"We want it now! The meatloaf!"
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"I rode my bike over to a cemetery nearby."
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"Yeah, I'll throw in a wedding every now and then, but funerals are insane."
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"I just-- At a funeral?"
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"Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac."
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"Ma, the meatloaf! Fuck!"
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"Saturday-- I got one Saturday."
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"I'm in pain."
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"...for man to rejoice and to do good in his life..."
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"...as the one dieth, so dieth the other."
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"Yea, they all have one breath..."
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"...love, we have learned, is a mystery."
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"...ones they truly love."
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"Whoa, whoa, hey!"
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"I'm sorry I'm late."
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"-...we don't always choose.... -Psst."
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"I can't stop thinking about you."
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"Maybe I don't deserve it."
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"Business was good."
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"--or my job..."
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"-I crashed a funeral earlier, and I-- -Wha...?"
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"It wasn't my idea. I was basically dragged to it."
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"And I realized we're all gonna lose the people we love."
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"I'm just asking you..."
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"Secretary..."
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"[PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]"
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"Just wonderful."
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"-It's the circle of life. -Oh."
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"Hey."
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"Hey, hey."
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"Yes, we are."
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"MAN: I don't have custody of the kids I don't get custody."
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"MAN: Right now, she doesn't know where the kids are."
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"WOMAN: Do not talk about me as a mother"
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"MAN: Are they home?"
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"MAN: They're probably at a firehouse somewhere"
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"MAN: A perfect mother? I can't have custody."
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"WOMAN: Just remember how you-- MAN: Right now."
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"WOMAN: Don't you talk about me being a mother."
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"Why don't you just kiss my left nut?"
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"-I told you this was a bad idea. JEREMY: You know what, Ken?"
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"...and drag this thing out for another year, wasting more time and more money."
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"The only good idea is to let me and John do our job..."
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"You wanna hear the crazy thing?"
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"How'd that be, Mr. Kroeger?"
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"It would be not good at all. I earned those miles."
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"Yeah, you earned them flying to Denver to meet your whore."
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"Oh, Lord."
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"Well, she's not afraid to express herself sexually."
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"She is a stripper, for God's sake!"
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"-She is not. -Her name is Chastity."
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"She is white trash. Same as you."
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"Hillbilly."
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"That's it, go comatose for me, baby."
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"Hold it. This is getting confusing."
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"You didn't always hate each other."
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"There had to be nice moments, during the courtship, maybe?"
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"-Or the wedding? -The wedding had to be fun."
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"-You have your families. -Your decorations."
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"Families coming together. That's a nice moment."
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"-What'd you have to eat? -Crab cakes."
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"Are you kidding me? How could you not have a good time?"
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"-I love them. They're phenomenal. -And did you have a band?"
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"-Yeah. JOHN: Good or bad?"
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"Who gives a shit? It's a great band, a bad band, it's like pizza, baby."
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"It's good no matter what. There's music!"
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"You get them playing Shout and you hate it."
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"[SINGING THE ISLEY BROTHERS' SHOUT]"
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"JEREMY: It's a good time, know what I mean?"
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"Guys, the real enemy here is the institution of marriage."
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"-Say yes to yourself and your future. -Say yes."
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"Have some opportunities for yourself. I'm sure you'd love to be free..."
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"...grind up on you, make you feel dangerous but also safe."
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"And you? Don't you wanna get inside Chastity..."
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"And have some Latin guy sweating all over you..."
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"...needing you, wanting you, taking you?"
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"All we're trying to say is..."
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"...put your swords away for a second."
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"Let's finish this and let's move on."
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"Get out there and get some strange ass."
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"Could you give her a glass of water so she can take that?"
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"Hey, John, that's weird. That glass looks half full to me."
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"Wow, now that you mention it, it is half full."
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"He can have the miles."
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"Great. Great! Let's sign the paperwork and we are done."
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"This is just semantics. You guys wanna throw a couple miles at us..."
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