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Clips from Wedding Crashers (2005)

"Maybe he hasn't found something to believe in."
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"Well, maybe he's...."
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"I mean, you cast a pretty big shadow."
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"The fat kid from What's Happening!!"
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"The guy who wrote Catcher in the Rye."
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"Nat King Cole."
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"Carrot Top."
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"The whore on the street corner."
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"That my hands are your hands."
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"Are my lips."
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"-Christina wants to talk to you. -Fun's over."
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"-You keep it in your cleavage. -Nowhere else to put it."
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"-I'm sticking to it. -Go ahead."
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"[CHUCKLING]"
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"And, uh, I thank God every day..."
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"...for sending me a friend like Craig."
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"[PEOPLE CLAPPING]"
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"[WHISPERING] Thank you."
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"Boom, I gotcha."
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"-How you doing? -Oh, great. Good to see you."
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"I gotta get out of here, pronto."
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"GLORIA: Oh, hi. -Yeah."
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"Well, it does, it sounds very nice."
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"It kills me however to have to tell you I'm sorry, I just--"
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"-What? -Step on my head when I'm drowning."
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"John, this is completely against the rules."
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"Two a.m., you dragged me 50 miles to watch you and some chick..."
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"-You better lock it up. -You better lock it up."
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"To be honest with you, my taxes aren't exactly in line."
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"You're not that good a dancer."
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"She's like a kid at Toys R Us. I can't be around it."
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"-Yes. Yes! Baba ganoush! -Well--"
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"GLORIA: Baba ganou!"
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"JOHN: Come here, come here."
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"She took me below deck for 45 minutes. I don't have any bodily fluids left in me."
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"-Great. Yep. SACK: Great?"
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"I know you are. I think you look good."
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"-That's what Maryland does! CLEARY: Nice one."
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"I think he's on steroids."
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"Look, I want you to fake the post..."
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"I'll make it rain out here. All right, guys, bring it in. Blue 1 7!"
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"All right, I like my odds here. I'm gonna give you a little warning:"
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"Red 7, Red 7, Red 7!"
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"CLAIRE: Are you running away from me?"
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"That's what we call a Sack lunch! Yum, yum, yum, yum."
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"I don't know what got into me, secretary, I just--"
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"[WHISPERING] Great. You threw it perfectly."
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"Come on, get up."
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"You must be joking."
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"Oh, would that make you love me?"
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"-You're cheating. -You're cheating."
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"I hate you."
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"Let's take a daiquiri time-out."
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"-Sure, Mom. -No, don't baby him."
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"It just makes it worse."
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"-That's right. -Oh. Yeah--"
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"Okay. Oh, oh, yeah."
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"Don't worry, he won't say anything."
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"You do that to me. Ooh."
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"My leg's cut and bleeding. I'm just-- I'm not really in the mood for this."
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"-Ow! Ow! -Huh?"
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"Yeah."
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"[IN NORMAL VOICE] Of course, like all kids, I had imaginary friends, but not just one."
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"...he spoke a magical language that only I could understand."
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"[GIBBERING]"
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"[CLEARY GIBBERING]"
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"You know, she's not just another notch on the old belt."
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"You gotta step this up already. I'm gonna give you the damn eye drops."
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"I don't wanna do it. I can beat this guy. Let's be honorable for once."
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"-Give me the eye drops. -Thank you."
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"Perfect."
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"[CHATTERING]"
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"...and ask that you bless the entire Cleary family..."
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"I bought them from an organic scallop farm right off the coast of Nattachoke."
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"And now it's the state's only self-sustaining scallop farm."
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"[CHUCKLING]"
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"...when I get the sensation back in my face. From the football game."
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"Stop traffic. Because when I go back to town..."
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"...I'm actually gonna see an orthopedist about what you did to my back."
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"Claire and I? What's it been, sweetheart? A couple years?"
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"Three and a half."
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"Sure."
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"-...will finally unite. -Hear, hear."
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"You move pretty good."
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"Oh, thanks a lot."
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"I was more in the zone than anything else."
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"Sorry, guys, I forgot. How are you connected to the family again?"
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"Venture capitalist. The backbone of the system."
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"So is it just about the money?"
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"-People helping people. JOHN: Yeah."
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"It's a little corny and obvious..."
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"...but what do you get out of being subtle, right?"
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"Terrific, it was terrific."
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"My gosh, FDR was a wonderful President."
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"The wife, though, Eleanor?"
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"Huge dyke. A real rug muncher."
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"Looked like a big lesbian mule."
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"CLAIRE: Honey, are you okay? SACK: Oh, yeah."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah."
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"Yeah, Dad used to think I'd be a political liability..."
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"I can do it myself, asshole."
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"Homo things."
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"Oh, I'll get some air if you want some company."
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"-Sure. JOHN: Let me just change my shoes."
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"[DOOR SLAMS]"
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"Well, darn him."
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"...until you feel them."
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"Mom make you feel her tits?"
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"Todd, where are you going with this?"
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"...he now lives in a shack in Guam."
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"-John, I need to talk to you. -No, not right now."
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"Try getting jacked off under the table in front of the family..."
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"-You're projecting. -Drop it."
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"You drop it. You stop projecting on me."
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"You go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood."
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"What do you want?"
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"RANDOLPH: You banging the daughter and the grandma?"
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"Listen, man. The family dog live downstairs."
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"-You could not be more wrong-- -Just be gentle with her, okay?"
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