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Clips from Wedding Crashers (2005)

"Okay, then."
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"There's nothing terrifying about the night."
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"Now, listen, if you let me go to bed and get some sleep..."
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"...then we can talk tomorrow."
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"-You won't make time for me. -If I get my sleep..."
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"Like paintings."
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"Can't wait for tomorrow, when I got energy and I can share stuff."
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"Okay. That was nice."
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"I can't take this fucking shit anymore."
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"There he is. It's the big guy! Get in here."
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"Wait till you see the spread. Anything you want."
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"Yeah, well, get what you want to go."
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"Ferry leaves in 25 minutes. We gotta get out of here."
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"Whoa, what's your problem? Have some of this stuff."
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"-Soft mattress? -Yeah, that could've been it."
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"It could have been the soft mattress, or the midnight rape..."
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"One of those probably added to the lack of sleep."
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"Try one of these scones, you'll love them."
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"Will you slow down for a second? The whole eye-drop thing backfired."
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"You're falling for this broad."
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"No. I just met her."
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"-You can't go. -Watch me."
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"Look, if you leave, Gloria is gonna freak out and throw a shit fit..."
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"I don't give a baker's fuck."
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"-Whoa, what? -Yeah, the sock..."
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"...that I wore around all day, playing football in, pouring sweat in..."
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"...was shoved into my mouth, and there was duct tape over it."
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"Let's talk about it. I'm a good listener."
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"I felt like Jodie Foster in The Accused last night."
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"I'm gonna go home, see Dr. Finkelstein..."
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"...and I'm gonna tell him we got a whole new bag of issues."
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"Suit yourself. Rule number 1."
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"Rule number 1: Never leave a fellow crasher behind."
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"-I can't believe how selfish you are. -I need you."
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"I need the big guy."
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"I'll give you a little bit more time because somebody can't close."
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"Number two: Make a move."
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"Number three...."
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"Could you pop the syrup for me? Just as a top off?"
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"Kimosabe's gonna have some flavor."
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"No. I'd like to recharge my batteries, and shut down the engines..."
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"I don't want to get into what happened last night."
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"Let's get through today, let's keep our eye on the prize, let's focus..."
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"-...and let's close some ass. -Noted."
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"I love you."
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"Yeah, you, big guy."
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"I love you too."
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"[LINE RINGING]"
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"-How was the wedding? -Oh, it was boring, you know"
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"But the bachelor party, of course, rocked."
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"No way. Did you tap that again?"
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"Once at my place, then once back in the cab."
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"Damn! Sluts."
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"Still trying to figure out what she's doing with her life?"
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"She's saving the world one maladjusted kid at a time."
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"I hear that, my friend"
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"Hey, man, listen, I, uh, got--"
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"...to set up that Shearson Lehman prick?"
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"The Big Sleazy, Tommy Gufano. He's a wop genius."
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"Yes. I need you to get some dirt on these two guys..."
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"...John and Jeremy Ryan. They're brothers from New Hampshire."
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"They got some sort of N.P.O. called Holy Shirts & Pants."
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"-I will check into them. -Excellent, bro."
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"[GURGLING AND BELCHING]"
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"CLAIRE: Oh, he's still not feeling very well."
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"CLEARY: Well, then, we'll sail without him."
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"We're tacking back round."
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"Okay, let me, uh--"
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"Okay."
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"JOHN: One minute."
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"-Hi. How's it going? -Hi."
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"Oh, just swinging the jib here for your dad."
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"Starboard. Trying to get it over here and crease the sheet."
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"But starboard's this way."
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"-What am I thinking? -I'll help."
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"-Okay. CLAIRE: Hang on, hang on."
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"Watch the jib boom."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is better."
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"...so everything is backwards."
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"Even the toilets, when you flush them, the water spins the opposite way."
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"Come on up here."
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"-Yeah. -Great."
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"Okay, it can get confusing up here. If you have a problem, just give me a call."
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"CLAIRE: Thank you."
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"JOHN: Ah, sailing. What have we got, captain?"
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"Take the wheel."
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"-Thanks. -How would one get to this Sook's Bend?"
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"Everything's ready for the quail hunt!"
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"-Sack? -For the quail hunt?"
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"It's a Cleary family tradition."
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"Nonsense, I insist."
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"John, you gotta go. You're gonna love it. You're gonna love it."
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"Oh, no, I'm great. Honey, I'm great."
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"[SACK CACKLES]"
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"[SACK GUFFAWS]"
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"Okay. You're going."
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"Just take it easy, okay?"
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"Mr. Environmental is also a hunter. It's kind of an interesting combination."
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"I hunt quail, Jeremy."
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"They're overpopulated and they're decimating the grub-worm population."
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"Got a fucking problem with that?"
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"Not nearly as much as I do with the attire that you have on..."
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"...or just your general point of view towards everybody."
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"The whole 1 7 years we've known each other..."
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"...I've been sneaking off to go on hunting trips around the world."
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"No, I don't even know what the fuck a quail is."
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"I feel totally ridiculous. It's like, why do I have to be in camouflage?"
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"So the big bad quail doesn't see me?"
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"I know. It's like, why can't we hunt something cool..."
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"...like a hawk, or an eagle, or something with some talons?"
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"That'd be awesome. Big game, even like a gorilla?"
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"-Rhino. -Or a fucking human being?"
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"That'll get you jacked up."
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"That's a little heavy."
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"-Oh, if he wasn't armed. -...but a clever human being..."
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"-...who knows the jungle, or the woods. -Like a bad guy."
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"[BIRDCALL WHISTLING]"
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"There's something not right about these guys."
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"MAN: What do you mean? -I mean, it's time to send them home."
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"Sack, don't do anything crazy."
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