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Clips from Summer Heights High - Episode #1.5 (S01E01)

"Well, one of my big duties,"
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"and I've been doing it for the last five years or so,"
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"is evacuation procedures."
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"A fire in the school, everyone."
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"There's a fire. There's a fire in the school. Get out quick!"
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"I find that I use my acting skills to create the drama of the situation."
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"Christ, I can't believe this is happening."
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"Oh, oh, Christ!"
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"It adds a lot of realism and it really freaks the kids out."
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"Miss Allen from the library has got third-degree burns..."
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"One big problem that a lot of schools"
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"are having to deal with at the moment is terrorism."
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"It's a big issue. So, I have a drill which caters for that too."
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"There's a terrorist attacking the school. I'm serious."
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"Get down. Get in a tight ball, everyone..."
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"And I also do what I call a random drill,"
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"which is, I just spring some kind of emergency onto the kids"
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"and we see how they deal with it."
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"There's a kid in the school with a gun. There's a kid with a gun."
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"There's kids down. Go. I'm serious. Mrs Wong, get them out."
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"There's a paedophile in the school. There's a paedophile."
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"He's in the school - get out. He's on the school grounds."
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"Yes, I think a school with a good evacuation procedure"
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"is a school that survives."
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"That'll be at lunchtime on Friday."
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"And it'll be in full costume, so you boys can get used to the skirts."
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"What if you can't be fucked doing it on the day?"
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"Well, I've just come back"
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"from a weekend workshop on EPBSM,"
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"which is extreme behavioural problem student management."
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"I want to see Thomas, Joseph, Leon and Jonah up the front here,"
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"and the rest of you can go."
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"What the fuck for, sir? Come and talk to me, boys."
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"What they've found is that if you have a problem child"
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"and you give them extra responsibility,"
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"then they can rise to it."
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"I want to assign to you a group of Year 7 boys"
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"who are not coping well in the school."
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"I'll assign one to each of you"
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"and I want you to be what I call a'big brother' to them."
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"No way, sir. That sucks."
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"No way. We hate Year 7 s."
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"It's a shit idea."
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"OK, hear me out. Now, Jonah, you 'd be the leader."
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"It's not our fault they've got no friends."
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"It's not your fault."
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"But as an added incentive, if you can do this program seriously,"
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"I'll let you do a breakdancing demo at assembly on Poly day."
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"Thanks, sir."
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"So, man."
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"You 've gotta do the program."
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"You 're a legend, sir."
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"OK, alright?"
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"Let's go, boys."
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"Look, I'll come and introduce you to them at recess."
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"Yeah, sure. Thank you. Alright."
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"Roll it, roll it, keep it sexy."
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"Remember, you 're having the best night of your lives."
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"Wiggle the bum more, please, Candice."
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"We are midway through rehearsals for 'Annabel Dickson The Musical'."
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"And the machine, I call it, is finding its rhythm."
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"Remember, Annabel really going off. You 've taken the ecstasy."
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"These are the sort of schoolyard bin,"
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"um, but we've sort of... we've added this lighting effect."
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"These are lovely. These are our school benches."
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"If you can imagine coming on..."
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"These are the ecstasy pills, which are a lightweight polystyrene for..."
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"... for dancing purposes."
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"These are for the cutters -"
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"the kids that are into the cutting on the arms."
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"So, various sort of suicidal themes, which the teenagers are into."
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"I'm finding that I'm weaving the character of Mr G"
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"into the musical a lot more than I expected I would."
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"# She's a naughty girl with a bad habit"
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"# Bad habit... #"
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"Sell it to me, Mr G."
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"Matthew is my dream Mr G. He's got the look."
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"He's a very... I mean, he's a good-Iooking boy."
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"# She's a naughty girl with a bad habit... #"
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"And these are our costume ladies."
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"Say hello, mums."
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"Hello. Hello."
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"They're doing a variation on the school uniform."
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"Um, and just tizzing it up with some more stage-friendly fabrics."
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"These are our slut outfits."
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"The slut outfits that the girls will be wearing in the nightclub scene."
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"Your Rosie's gonna look lovely in that on stage, Mrs Travis, isn't she?"
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"Yeah. I'll leave you to it."
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"We haven't got long, so don't..."
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"Less chat, more sewing."
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"OK, guys, listening, please?"
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"Raise your hands in the air"
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"if you 're happy with the new girls' school uniform concept."
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"It's been an amazing week."
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"I've set up a Student Representative Council,"
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"an SRC, and all my friends are in it,"
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"and Ashley, 'cause she begged to be in it."
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"And we're doing what we can"
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"to make some really cool changes around the school."
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"Uh, mobile phones allowed in class for texting purposes only."
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"Oh, it's a bit distracting."
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"Overruled. I'm president, Ashley."
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"The school grounds around here are so crap, seriously."
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"So, I'm thinking, like, Diet Coke machines along there, guys."
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"The mirrors in the girls' toilets are really crap and dirty."
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"They're disgusting. They're so small."
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"We really wanna get big ones, like, really massive ones,"
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"like, full-length so you can see your footwear."
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"We need another cleaner. Let's get, like, two more full-time cleaners."
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"We wanna get a girls-only Year 11 common room"
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"where there's, like, laptops and stuff for everyone..."
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"That would be so cool. Just chill out."
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"So, there's, like, wireless Internet and, like, you know,"
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"so we can just chat on MSN at lunchtimes to each other."
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"Yeah, like, an Indian kind of thing. Yeah."
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"These should be higher."
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"They're so low, guys. Look what I have to do."
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"Awesome idea. Let me get that down."
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"What about a study room?"
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"Ashley, shut up, please."
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