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Clips from Summer Heights High - Episode #1.5 (S01E01)

"One of the big things that we're doing,"
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"and I'm so excited about it, is we're doing a Year 11 formal."
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"Can't believe you guys have never had one here."
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"No, we did, but they banned it"
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"'cause they think it's a distraction."
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"Is that why? Oh, I thought it was the povo factor."
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"You 've been to about five, haven't you?"
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"Yeah. Well, six, actually."
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"It's really embarrassing."
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"Six formals? Yeah, six formals."
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"I started going in Year 7."
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"I wanna show these guys how to have a good time."
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"Just 'cause you go to a public school,"
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"doesn't mean you can't go off, you know?"
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"Fuck. Fuck."
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"We never should've fuckin' agreed to this."
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"They look gay as."
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"They look like they don't even have pubes."
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"Come on down, boys."
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"These are your Year 7 little brothers."
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"And, guys... these are your Year 8 mentors."
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"You guys have to find each other -"
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"every morning, every recess, every lunchtime."
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"And you younger guys, you know like we talked about,"
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"if you have any issues, any problems, you talk to your big brother."
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"Alright, now, Jonah, as team leader,"
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"I thought you might like to run a little 'getting to know you ' session."
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"So, I'll leave you with that responsibility."
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"OK, sir."
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"OK, good luck, guys."
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"Fuck you. Fuck."
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"You got the fat one - sucked in."
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"My one's a... You got a fuckin' ranga."
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"And a fat one."
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"I'm gonna talk to them. Don't talk to them."
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"We have to. I'm not talking to them."
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"Screw you. We have to."
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"If you want the breakdancing demo, we have to fuckin' do it."
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"Fuck you. I'm not talking. I'm gonna do it."
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"So, have you got problems?"
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"Nice new friends, Jonah."
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"Shut the fuck up. They're not my friends, motherfucker."
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"I have to do it as a program."
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"They're homos."
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"So, um, 'P aedophile' Pete said"
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"that you 've got social problems or some shit."
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"The fat one, tell me first."
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"You are down like this."
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"I needed a fairly big space to put on the show"
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"and the hall wasn't big enough."
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"So, I've booked out the gym till the end of term."
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"Come in quietly, grab your balls and leave."
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"So, I'm phys ed's least favourite person at the moment."
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"Shut the door, please, David."
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"I decided that I'm going to do the show as an arena spectacular."
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"The arena-style seating will cascade upwards in a circular motion around."
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"We're hiring that in."
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"Normally, you play to the front of a stage."
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"Within the arena, it's all around. It's around everywhere."
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"I'm performing there, there, there, there."
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"I'm using Toby, the Down syndrome boy. He's back."
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"He auditioned for the show, didn't get in. He was devastated."
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"So, I've brought him back as my assistant."
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"You need to get a highlighter and highlight these points for me."
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"He's really a sounding board if I have ideas. We chat about that."
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"And, you know, he's my little creative adviser."
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"What do you think about getting Mr G and Celine"
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"to do two circuits instead of one?"
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"Yeah. What do you think - one or two?"
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"I think, one."
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"You know, he sits at his desk."
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"He's not really allowed to leave the desk."
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"But, you know, he's getting to see how it works."
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"Where's a pen? Get me a pen, please."
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"I'm sorry, Ja'mie. Um, we can't have the formal."
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"It's been a blanket rule now for five years that there are no formals..."
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"Why not?"
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"Well, it's a distraction from school work"
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"and we just can't be held accountable for..."
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"Seriously, sir! ... your actions at a formal, so..."
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"We really wanted a formal."
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"It's a formal. Just let us have it."
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"Ja'mie, girls, it's just not gonna happen, OK?"
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"Oh... my God."
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"I can't believe that just happened."
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"I'm not taking no for an answer, guys."
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"We've gotta think of more ideas. I really want the formal."
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"I just don't think there's anything. Like, he will say no."
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"He was so definite, wasn't he?"
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"And he's got no good reasons."
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"No, you can't have a formal because I say."
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"He's just a dick."
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"We've gotta think of something else, guys."
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"We WILL think of something else."
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"There's nothing."
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"Shut up, guys. I just thought of an idea."
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"What?"
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"Oh, my God. We could do, like, a hunger strike."
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"Like, just don't eat. Not eat at all?"
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"Don't eat, and say,"
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"We'll keep not eating until you let us have the formal."
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"Seriously. No, we can get the whole of Year 11 involved."
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"We can go down to the oval..."
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"Yes, and having a banner."
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"...like, first period tomorrow, saying, like,"
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"Give us a formal, or else!"
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"Oh, my God. That's great."
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"We should text everyone about it."
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"Hey, ranga. Ranga!"
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"Go and get me a Strawberry Break from the canteen."
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"You pay for it."
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"Tell your ranga to do it."
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"We've worked out that there's some good things"
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"about having the little brothers around."
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"Like, you can make them do shit for you. Like, do your homework."
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"Write this for me, bro. OK."
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"Do neat writing - I have to hand this shit in."
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"It's kinda good, kinda bad."
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"They just make us do all this stuff"
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"that's, like, really mean."
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