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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - Landscaper on the Couch/Nurse's Wedding (S01E01)

"- Why don't you not tell me how to do my business, kid?"
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"Come back in next week, because you guys are in round one."
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"- What? No, no, no. - Yes."
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"- Son, our problems are over."
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"[gentle guitar music]"
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"All right, here we go. Ready?"
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"Hit it!"
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"♪ I'm here mowing lawns ♪"
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"♪ And applying mulch ♪ - ♪ Mulch ♪"
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"- ♪ And I'm blowing people's leaves ♪"
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"- ♪ I'm here ♪ - Blowing leaves."
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"- ♪ But it's no fun when you're not here ♪"
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"- Oh, my God. What am I seeing?"
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"- ♪ I think it's time to leave ♪"
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"- Blow me from here."
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"- Okay. Stop the music. Tom!"
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"- What's wrong? - You need to sell it."
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"- I was snapping, snapping and dancing."
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"- Big smile. Snap like you mean it."
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"- Tom, can I have a word with you, buddy?"
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"- All right, you guys practice. I'm gonna go talk to Nelson."
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"- Here we go. Here we go. All right, you ready?"
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"- Hey, buddy. What's up?"
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"- Hey, what are you doing? - What am I doing?"
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"I joined a family-based boy band"
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"that sings about landscaping. We made it to round one."
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"Good shot at the million dollars, I think."
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"- Big smile! - Tom, Tom..."
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"- Randy, what are you doing?"
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"- Tom. - You okay?"
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"Why are you rubbing your temples?"
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"- You're not winning anything. - All right."
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"Sounds like you're jealous, so I'm--"
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"- Jealous? Come on, man."
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"Haven't you seen those shows?"
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"You guys are the "token bad act.""
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"- Token bad act? What does that even mean?"
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"- They bring you on the show"
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"so they can make fun of you."
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"- That's why we're on the show? - It's a setup."
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"- Oh, no. This is not good at all."
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"- Randy. - If you can't snap,"
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"you don't belong in the business."
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"- I'm telling you, man. I'm gonna be honest with you."
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"You need to bail on this."
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"I can't be friends with a guy"
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"in a landscaping boy band."
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"- I appreciate the talk, but I gotta be honest."
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"My gut is saying go for it."
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"- Tom, you're wearing a jumpsuit,"
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"snapping and dancing. - Yeah?"
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"- You clearly don't make good decisions in life."
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"- Tom, you have outdone yourself."
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"I can't believe they sent a limo!"
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"- They do it for all on-camera talent."
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"- What now? - And it's not a limo."
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"It's a nasty old town car."
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"- In my opinion, if it's got a glass wall,"
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"it's a limo, and please zip it."
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"- Enjoy. - I'm proud of you, Tom."
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"- Thank you."
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"- 'Cause not only are you getting these lunatics"
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"out of our house, you could also win $1 million."
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"- Mom, don't get your hopes up."
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"I don't think our act is that strong, to be honest."
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"[cell phone ringing] - Hello?"
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"Actually, my son cannot mow your lawn today."
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"- Oh, no, I can. - Go ahead, fire him."
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"Your Bundt cake sucks anyway. Bye, bitch."
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"- You can't do that. - Millionaires don't mow lawns."
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"Ya heard? [cell phone ringing]"
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"Hello. No, Tom can't make it."
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"- I'll be there."
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"- He said, and I quote,"
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""Tell Mrs. Ryan"
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"to shove her weedwhacker straight up her own crack.""
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"I know, kids these days."
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"[upbeat dance music playing distantly]"
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"- All right, buddy. I just need to mic you up."
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"- Oh, okay. Showbiz. Very exciting."
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"- Hey, where are your dad and brother?"
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"- I have no idea."
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"- What do you mean? - We're not a tight family."
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"- Oh, you've got to be shitting me!"
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"We need them. - What?"
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"- You're on in 10 minutes. - Oh."
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"- We're gonna have to call them."
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"- Okay. - Here."
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"- Hello?"
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"- Where are you? We go on in 10 minutes."
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"- Can't hear you, Tom."
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"I'm mowing a lawn."
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"- You're mowing a lawn?"
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"- I've been flooded with calls today, Tom."
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"All my clients want me back."
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"- No."
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"- They said you're unreliable"
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"and rude, Tom."
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"And your mom told them off."
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"- Oh, no... - Remember, Tom."
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"Snap with conviction and big smiles."
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"- Thanks, Dad. See you later."
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"- Okay, where are they?"
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"- I know this isn't what you want to hear."
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"We're gonna have to cancel. - Wait, sorry."
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"Cancel? We don't do that."
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"You're going out there right now."
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"♪ ♪"
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"- That was wonderful. Wasn't that wonderful, folks?"
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"That was fun."
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"Well, our next act should be"
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"a real crowd-pleaser, too."
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"His name is Tom."
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"He's a former member"
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"of a family-based boy band,"
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"but now he's striking out on his own,"
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"dancing and snapping to landscaping music."
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"[gentle guitar music]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"- I forget the lyrics... Something about mulch?"
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