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Clips from 10-Year-Old-Tom - Landscaper on the Couch/Nurse's Wedding (S01E01)

"- ♪ Now as our poor young lungs deflate ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ I'll admit I've gotten older ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ Mellowed out, chatting up those I used to hate ♪"
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"♪ ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ The feeling that we're lost will always fade ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ I present no explanation ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ Can't expect our tired patience ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ To satiate for long ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ Therein lies a truth we can sip when we want ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"♪ Disciples of the flow, we can float anywhere ♪"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, so hot. Oh, so sweaty."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Sweat dripping off of my 10-year-old Johnson."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"This is not worth the $40."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, Tommy, thank you so much."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Look at you! You're such a doll."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, no problem. That's gonna be 40 bucks."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh my gosh! I love your industrious spirit,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"but here is a plate of brownies for your trouble."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- What do you mean? Brownies instead of--"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- instead of money?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I'm just a little short on cash right now."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I just mowed the lawn for two hours."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Sweetheart, you shouldn't be helping neighbors"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"for the money, okay? You should be helping them"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"for the exchange of goodwill and good brownies!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Bye-bye, Tommy!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I'm saying no. What's happening?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Bye sweetheart! B-bye!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- "B-bye"?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Oh, what a day."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"This is not a quality lawnmower at all, is it?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"[truck horn honks] - Excuse me, kid."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Me?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- What the hell do you think you're doing?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I was just walking home."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- No, what you're doing is stealing clients"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"by undercutting my prices."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Stealing clients? I'm 10. - Oh-ho!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"You're one of these kids who likes to hide behind math!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- What's happening?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You're stealing food from my family."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- No. - That job..."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Stop."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Could've been a hot meal..."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Stop. - On my son's plate."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Hey, Tom. - Oh, hey, Randy."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Yeah, Tom. Why did you steal my dinner?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- No, you've got it all wrong."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I literally got paid in brownies."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I didn't even get money. - Oh!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Great, so you stole my dessert. That's even worse."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You steal desserts!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"A child's reward for what he does, you steal!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"[truck horn honking]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- What just happened?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Whoo, Tom, these are incredible!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"This is even better than money."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I don't know about that. - Tom, if I've taught you"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"one thing as a mother, what is it?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- You can't eat money? - Exactly."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Keep these brownies coming."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"[cell phone ringing] Oh, hang on."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Oh, hi, Denise. What's up, girl?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Why yes, Tom is mowing lawns for baked goods."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, no! Don't encourage that."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Will he mow your lawn for a Bundt cake?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Give me the phone. - Of course he will!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"We'll put you down for Saturday."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Take care, Denise."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh my God! Denise! - Too late."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Mom, I don't think you have the authority"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"to accept jobs on my behalf. That's against the law."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Tom, I'm your mom."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I have complete and unchecked authority over you."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- No, let's call the mayor."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Let's call somebody. What's going on here?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Let's call--hey! Call the mayor."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, my God. - Hi, Rick."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"It's funny you ask, Rick. Tom is accepting new clients."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- No, no, no. - Sure."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Snickerdoodles. That sounds great."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Snickerdoodles?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I'll put you down for Saturday."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Rick..."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- He's gonna love working for baked goods."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Woot, woot! - Kids, follow your dreams."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Good things will happen."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Aim high."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"[applause]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- That was inspiring."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Wow. Listen to that stuff, kids!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Next up to tell us about their career:"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"He is a landscaper. He works with mulch and trees."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, no. - Give it up for Mr. Miller."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"[applause]"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Kids, remember this face,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"because it is the face of failure."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Look at it! All of you!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Don't avert your eyes!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"I had a successful business, and then Tom here..."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Oh, no. Leave me out of this."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- ...swooped in and stole all my clients."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I didn't swoop."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I can't find work, and my son can't eat."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I'm hungry, Dad. - Randy, please..."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- I'm starving, Papa!"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- That felt preplanned. - I know you are."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"But I can't provide for my family"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"because of Tom, Randy."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- All right, listen, everyone. I feel terrible."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"If there's anything I can do, just say the word."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Can we crash at your house? We're being evicted."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- No, that's a bit much. Good luck, though."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"Hope you guys find something."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"If you need anything, just say the word."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Can we crash at your house?"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- If you need anything other than shelter,"
10-Year-Old-Tom
"other than housing..."
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- Tom, you just said, "If there's anything I can do.""
10-Year-Old-Tom
"- No, that's a figure of speech."
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