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Clips from South Park - You're Not Yelping (S19E19)

"I mean, you really started something."
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"I guess."
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"Well if these people look up to you,"
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"maybe... maybe you can sort of set the record straight"
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"and show them the way it's supposed to be done."
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"You're right, Butters."
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"Maybe I can actually use all these people somehow"
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"to make real food critics respected again."
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"Harrison Yates, what's gotten into you?"
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"That's it, Maggie. I'm hanging it up."
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"If people are gonna be trying all the new restaurants in town,"
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"they'll have to do it without my reviews."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"You said that protecting people from bad dining experiences"
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"was what kept you going."
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"The restaurants put up signs saying I can't come in."
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"I don't know why they singled me out,"
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"but it's like people don't need me."
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"Well, I'll be damned."
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"What is it?"
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"Somebody's put a note in the mailbox asking me to come and talk to them."
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"_"
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"They do need me."
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"I need to get going."
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"You want me to come along?"
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"No. They're just asking for me."
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"I guess maybe I do have a town to protect."
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"Oh, are you having a party, sweetheart?"
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"Not a party, mom."
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"I've invited all the poser food critics over for a meeting."
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"Oh, how fun."
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"It's not fun. It's serious."
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"These people think they can do what I do,"
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"but they need to be made to understand the reality."
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"When the Yelpers get here, I need you to get lost, okay?"
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"Okay, that's them, that's them. Go! Get lost, mom!"
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"Hello! Hi!"
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"My name is."
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"I'm here for the meeting."
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"Is this the right place?"
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"Mom!"
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"I'm going, honey."
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"Mom, there's like a billion people here!"
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"Oh, yes, sweetie. I think quite a few people are Yelp reviewers."
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"Oh, this many people have nothing better to do than write reviews on Yelp?"
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"I guess so, honey. Do you need more lemonade?"
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"Mom, there's a billion people here."
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"Uh, thank you all for coming."
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"My name is Eric, and as you know,"
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"us Yelpers are being scrutinized."
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"Can't you speak a little louder?!"
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"Yes, us Yelp critics are being scrutinized!"
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"That's right! Yeah!"
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"Now, you see the problem is that when there's too many reviewers,"
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"people no longer know who is the real food critic."
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"It's great that you all want to be critics,"
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"but we all know who the real food analyst of the town is."
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"That's right!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Ha. Oh, thanks."
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"Okay, so, as long as there is one clear leader,"
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"then the rest of you can just follow."
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"And with this many people all following one captain,"
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"we can fight to get our power back!"
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"Poweeeer back!"
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"So now rise up, and fight for your leader!"
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"Fight together, and show the restaurants that our food critic does matter!"
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"Yeah, let's go!"
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"All right, follow me!"
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"This way, everyone!"
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"Another local business is closing its doors tonight"
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"after being taken down by Yelp reviewers."
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"Whistlin' Willy's, a child favorite in town,"
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"was destroyed and its owner stripped and beheaded."
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"The following video is graphic."
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"No, please! No, no, no, no, no!"
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"Aww!"
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"We all loved Whistlin' Willy's."
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"It didn't do well with Yelpers."
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"You assholes destroyed the best place in town"
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"because they wouldn't kiss your asses!"
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"Oh, come on, admit it. The food sucked."
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"Nobody went for the food!"
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"Look, I'm sorry guys,"
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"but Whistlin' Willy failed to recognize the influence"
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"someone like me has on their business."
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"Now I just have one question for you, David."
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"Do you ride"
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"your teeny, tiny bicicleta to school?"
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"Sí. Me ride mi teeny bicicleta to school."
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"You're done."
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"Yeah, I'm done!"
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"I'm now the leader of thousands of people!"
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"They all hang on my every word,"
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"and I'm gonna use my power to finally get what this town really needs."
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"♪♪"
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"I found the waitstaff at Red Lobster to be rude"
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"and barely even acknowledging who I was"
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"or what I meant to this city."
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"Gerald, I'm taking Ike to clown school. You care to join us?"
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"I can't, honey."
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"I'm now the leader of thousands of people."
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"They all hang on my every word."
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"And I'm going to use my power"
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"to finally get what this town really needs."
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"♪♪"
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"For the fifth day in a row,"
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"historic Shi Tpa Town is under siege by Yelp reviewers."
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"The restaurants are still refusing to be intimidated,"
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"and the Yelp reviewers are..."
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"And the Yelp reviewers are preparing for all-out war."
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"The angry Yelp reviewers are demanding special treatment"
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"at all city restaurants."
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"They claim that as local food critics,"
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"they deserve respect and that all who oppose them will suffer."
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"The online restaurant critics are getting ready"
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"to bring businesses to their knees,"
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"and some are already closing their doors."
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"One local restaurant worker actually called out"
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"the Yelp critics' leader!"
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