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Clips from South Park - You're Not Yelping (S19E19)

"Morning, Randy."
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"Morning, Ger."
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"Just another day in paradise, huh?"
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"Yeah, look at all these new restaurants the Whole Foods has brought in."
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"Let's try out that one there."
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"Hi. Two of us, please."
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"Yeah, sorry, guys. We got about a 30-minute wait."
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"Oh, uh, excuse me."
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"Yes, sir. Give me a second. I'll have a table right away."
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"Whoa. What'd you say to him?"
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"I just told him who I am."
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"Who are you?"
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"I'm a Yelp reviewer."
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"I usually keep it on the down-low so they don't kiss my ass too much."
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"Right over here, sir."
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"All right, guys, welcome to Vernacular."
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"Thanks."
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"Uh, did they mention to you that I am a Yelper?"
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"Yes, we've been alerted, sir."
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"Great."
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"Could you have them turn the lights up a little, please?"
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"Oh, look at it, Gerald... All the new families moving in."
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"Our little town is all grown up."
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"Where's that other taco plate? We need it now!"
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"I'm a little overwhelmed."
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"I know, but we put everything into moving here and starting this business,"
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"and we have to be impressive."
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"David, you must help your mama however you can."
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"We're not going back to that miserable place."
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"I don't want to go back, either."
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"- Okay, done. - Great!"
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"We really have to impress this customer. He's a local food critic."
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"Another one?"
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"Mmm. Hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"Okay, here you go, amigo..."
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"Another taco plate and the taquitos."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"And did I mention I am a food critic for Yelp?"
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"Yes, you mentioned that several times."
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"Okay, I just didn't want you caught off guard."
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"I was thinking of giving this place five stars."
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"Really?"
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"Yeah, but I'm kind of teetering on five stars or one star."
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"Oh, no, no. No one star, please. What can we do to..."
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"I mean, I could probably be persuaded with some free desserts."
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"Let me get that for you."
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"Great. And could you turn down the music a bit?"
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"- This pagan shit hurts my ears. - Of course."
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"Oh, hey. Hey, busboy."
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"Busboy! Busboy! Por favor!"
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"- Busboy! - My name is David."
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"- Excuse me? - I said my name is David."
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"Uh, it's actually pronounced "Day-vid," okay?"
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"Well, I'm "Da-veed.""
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"It's David, dude. Look it up."
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"What's going on?"
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"Do not argue, son. We need him."
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"There you are... A few free desserts."
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"Oh, excuse me. More customers."
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"- Hi. Two of us for lunch, please. - Yes. Right away."
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"Oh, and, uh, I just wanted to mention that my wife and I are Yelp reviewers,"
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"so, uh, your best table, please."
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"Oh, geez. You guys, too, huh?"
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"Okay, um, I'll get you set up right over here, okay?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Hmm. This place seems nice."
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"I guess we'll see."
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"I guess we'll see, won't we?"
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"Oh, God. Now everyone thinks they're a food critic."
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"Did you get them? Did you get them? Did you get them? Huh?"
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"Here you go."
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"Whoa."
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"Crispy risotto bites from Olive Garden."
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"How do you do it, Eric?"
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"I'm a restaurant critic, Butters. I get whatever I want."
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"Geez."
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"So, the cafeteria's back that way,"
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"and most of the classrooms are this way down the..."
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"Ew! What's the busboy doing here?"
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"- David is new to our school. - Oh, cool."
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"Are you gonna clean the tables here, too?"
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"How do you get to school? Do you ride your tiny bicicleta? Huh?"
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"Shut up."
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"Look, amigo, I'm sorry I only gave your parents' restaurant two stars,"
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"- but it could've been worse. - Why'd you only give them two stars?"
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"I'm sorry, but the food totally messed my stomach up."
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"The morning after I ate it, I went to the bathroom,"
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"and my poop was all solid... Like, no water at all."
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"It's not supposed to have water, you..."
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"It was like this one, solid piece that I had to push out my asshole."
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"It was like being raped from the inside."
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"Your parents' restaurant just wasn't up to my standards, "Day-vid.""
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"- "Da-veed." - "Day-vid.""
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"- "Da-veed." - "Day-vid.""
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""Da-veed.""
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""Day-vid." "Day-vid." "Day-vid." "Day-vid.""
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"I can update this to a one-star review in two seconds, dude."
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"Oh, God, I love being a restaurant critic."
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"And yet, there was more."
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"For in this crisp time when autumn begins to fade,"
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"the chef brines chicken in habañero"
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"and even adds habañero powder to the crust."
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"But the heat is restrained."
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"You experience the fruity, delicious flavor of this without any spicy pain."
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"I don't need anymore pain."
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"Hell, does anyone?"
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"Gerald, we're going to the park."
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"You want to come along?"
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"Sorry, honey. This review for Applebee's has turned into a 50-pager."
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"Then I have a polish on Ruby Tuesday's."
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"Why don't you take a break from Yelping, Gerald?"
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"You seem a little overwhelmed."
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"I am overwhelmed."
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"Sometimes, I don't know what I've gotten myself into."
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"But now everyone relies on my Yelp reviews,"
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"and I-I don't want to let anyone down."
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"Well, there's chicken in the fridge if you get hungry."
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"Thanks, but I-I got Yelp a new place in Shi Tpa Town tonight."
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"God, I'm so damn tired."
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"Okay, have fun."
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