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Clips from South Park - You're Not Yelping (S19E19)

"I guess you win, huh, big shot?"
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"If you really are any kind of important anybody,"
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"then get your bullshit food-critic ass"
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"to the south of town and face me,"
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"because you aren't a food critic, and you aren't important!"
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"And unless you're chicken, I'll see you south of town."
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"- Where you going, sir? - You heard him."
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"Little Mexican kid called me out."
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"He wants to fight me, that's fine."
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"You need backup, sir?"
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"No. He's just calling me out."
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"God bless you, sir..."
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"I know!"
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"David! Dude, wait!"
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"Dude, you don't wanna do this."
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"You don't know what Cartman's capable of."
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"Where I come from, we settle things with our fists."
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"But this isn't Mexico."
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"I'm not from Mexico, dude!"
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"I'm from Idaho!"
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"I'm gonna show this prick how we do things in Boise."
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"Oh, hello, David!"
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"All right, you've got your army."
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"You've got your followers."
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"If you're such a great leader,"
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"then just tell the city what you want, fat ass!"
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"Don't call me fat, son."
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"I'm doing this because they've..."
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"What I want is to be able to lead these fine people with the respect and the dignity..."
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"I didn't ask to be the leader. I was appointed!"
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"You see, I'm extremely important to this town, and I'm not going to be..."
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"My journey as this town's food..."
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"You've made these people feel unwanted, and now they look to me for answers."
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"Now here I stand, vulnerable, afraid,"
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"and yet willing to do what the people of this..."
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"And so we said to hell with it!"
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"And we took the challenge to go from the town's food critics"
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"to the town's spiritual leaders."
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"What do we want?"
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"People would say, "Oh, you're just a food blogger."
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"You're just a tiny voice in the crowd.""
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"Well, now my voice is heard, and I will..."
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"Wanted special privileges,"
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"but these people think I should have them."
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"Right, guys?"
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"Maybe I don't deserve special treatment,"
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"but how else can I be the elite food critic they want?"
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"Every person here thinks this is about them."
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"I think I know what to do."
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"Yeah. Me, too."
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"And for all your service to this community,"
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"we want to once and for all declare you"
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"our most elite food critic."
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"To distinguish you, we present to you the golden badge."
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"Wearing this badge means you will always get the special treatment that you deserve."
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"Thank you, Mayor."
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"It's a big responsibility, but I suppose I have to accept."
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"I will do my best to serve this town."
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"We know you will."
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"Okay, bring in the next one."
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"Mr. Davis, you have proven yourself a leader."
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"And for all your service to this community,"
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"we want to once and for all declare you"
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"our most elite food critic."
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"To distinguish you, we present the golden badge."
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"Wow!"
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"McDANIELS: Wearing this badge means you will always get"
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"the special treatment you deserve."
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"All right, we got all the restaurants"
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"to agree to let the Yelpers in and to make them feel special."
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"How did you do it, son?"
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"Ah, yes. The steak, please."
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"I'm the, uh, Yelp elite."
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"All right, we got a Yelper. Give it that special attention."
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"You got it!"
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"♪ So you're one of Yelper's special blessed ♪"
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"♪ You demand a restaurant's very best ♪"
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"♪ Well, they're gonna treat you special ♪"
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"♪ I'm telling you, chum ♪"
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"♪ Now get yourself ready for some boogers and cum! ♪"
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"♪ Boogers and cum! ♪"
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"♪ That's called a Yelper special! ♪"
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"♪ Boogers and cum! ♪"
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"♪ Say, what's that on your pretzel? ♪"
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"♪ Your online critiques are real useful to some ♪"
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"♪ Now have a good time eating boogers and cum! ♪"
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"♪ Boogers and cum! ♪"
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"♪ Someone farted on your salad ♪"
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"♪ Boogers and cum! ♪"
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"♪ But your decor critiques are valid ♪"
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"♪ You think you're special, like you're A number one ♪"
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"♪ Well, there's a whole lot of special in boogers and cum! ♪"
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"♪ Boogers and cum! ♪"
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"♪ How about some feces with your flounder? ♪"
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"♪ Boogers and cum! ♪"
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"♪ You like that queefy quarter-pounder? ♪"
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"What's that spice that feels tangy on my tongue?"
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"Oh, that's a yuzu pepper..."
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"along with some boogers and cum."
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"Here you are, sir."
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"Thank you, David. That's good service."
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"I will bring you food every day, my friend."
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"Hmm, is that a jalapeño cream sauce?"
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"Yes. My father made it just for you."
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"Hmm. It's tart, but savory."
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"♪ Boogers and cum! ♪"
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"♪ Bein' a food critic's easy! ♪"
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"♪ Boogers and cum! ♪"
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"♪ Oh, you feel a little queasy? ♪"
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"♪ Do you need a diagnosis? Well, the doctor's got one ♪"
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"Your stomach seems to be filled with boogers and cum."
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"♪ Boogers and cum! ♪"
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"♪ Piss in your potatoes! ♪"
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"♪ Boogers and cum! ♪"
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"♪ Some guy shit on your tomatoes! ♪"
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"♪ All right, fancy food critic, looks like you've won ♪"
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"♪ Now please enjoy all the ♪"
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"♪ Bo-o-o-o-gers ♪"
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"♪ Bo-o-o-o-gers ♪"
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