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Clips from South Park - You're Not Yelping (S19E19)

"Ha. "Fun," she says."
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"In finality, I would say my experience at Applebee's was sublime"
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"and my treatment near that of a gladiator most decorated."
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"But the street parking wasn't that great."
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"Two-and-a-half stars."
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"Yes."
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"Come on, Liza. I'll introduce you to the girls."
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"Well, aren't you eating lunch, Eric?"
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"I am a food critic, Butters, okay?"
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"I can't just eat cafeteria food."
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"Okay, here you are, sir!"
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"There's orange peel chicken,"
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"some city beef, and a city egg roll!"
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"Are you joking?"
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"Well, you are a little late."
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"Like, I don't know, maybe only-one-star late."
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"Oh, no. No one star, please."
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"You Yelpers are killing me."
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"Okay, you no pay. You no pay. Please."
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"Sounds good. Now get the out of here."
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"Yes, yes!"
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"I'll get the out! Thank you!"
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"Wow. Well, you're pretty important, Eric."
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"He's not important at all."
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"Yeah, no."
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"No, no, you're right, Kyle. I'm not important."
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"Oh, hey, David, I was just wondering."
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"Um, how do you get to school?"
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"Do you ride your tiny bicicleta? Eh?"
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"- Stop it. - What?"
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"I just want to hear him say,"
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""Si, me ride me tiny bicicleta to school.""
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"Si, me ride me tiny bicicleta to school."
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"That's awesome."
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"I'm gonna go out to recess."
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"Will you bus this for me, David? Thanks."
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"Ah, don't. Dude... Dude, don't."
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"Sir, it's midnight."
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"Go home. Get some sleep."
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"There's no time to sleep when the city's counting on me."
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"More Yelp reviews, sir?"
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"I had a bad experience at Red Lobster,"
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"and if the people don't know about it, they could, too."
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"Folks deserve to know where to eat, Mitch."
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"But does anyone even thank you for it?"
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"I don't need them to."
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"I know they need me, and that's enough."
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"God bless you, sir."
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"I know."
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"Welcome to Whistlin' Willy's."
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"Y'all enjoying your pizza?"
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"Look here, my good man. We've been waiting over 15 minutes"
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"for you to sing "Happy Birthday" to our son."
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"Unfortunately for you,"
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"we are both restaurant critics, and so is our son."
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"One star."
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"Excuse me! Emergency! Over here! Emergency!"
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"I would like a table inside the area with all the little plastic balls, please."
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"And make it snappy. I am a food critic for Yelp."
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"That does it! I've had enough!"
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"All you Yelp reviewers get the hell out of here!"
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"I don't care what happens to my business!"
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"I ain't kissing your asses no more!"
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"Go on."
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"Every Yelper, get the out of here!"
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"Careful now, Bill. You don't want a one-star review."
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"You're not a food critic, Dennis!"
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"You're a mechanic!"
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"Now get the out! Go on!"
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"All you Yelping sons of bitches get the out of here!"
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"You're gonna regret this, Whistlin' Willy."
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"You can't treat Yelpers this way."
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"You get the... Get the out!"
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"Ow!"
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"Well, good for you."
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"You, too, you son of a bitch."
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"Whoa! Hey!"
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"It's over! It's over!"
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"You see paper?! It's over!"
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"Whistlin' Willy! He stand up to the Yelpers!"
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"We don't have to kiss their asses anymore!"
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"Look! Everybody doing the same!"
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"It's over! It's over!"
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"Hey, Skeeter, you hear the news?"
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"It's a miracle."
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"It's a miracle!"
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"What the"
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"Uh, dude, somebody spilled shit on the floor."
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"Hey, David, somebody spilled something here."
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"Could you clean this up, por favor?"
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"David?"
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"Over here. There's some shit on the floor."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's going on, man?"
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"You haven't heard?"
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"Nobody gives a what Yelp reviewers think anymore."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I'm the most influential critic in this town."
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"Okay, David, forget the spill. Just give me one little,"
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""My name is David. Me ride me bicicleta to school.""
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"My name is "Da-veed.""
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"Ha!"
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"Okay, I'm... I'm updating my review."
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"I'm about to do it."
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"You better say, "I ride me bicicleta to school!""
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"One star."
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"No... no stars?"
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"No stars?"
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"You can't just treat me like I'm nothing."
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"I still know I'm worth something."
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"Come on, guys."
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"Oh, yeah. Y-you guys stay at school."
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"That's cool. Y-you guys stay here."
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"Oh, hey, Eric."
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"It's all over, Butters."
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"Everything I've worked so hard to achieve."
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"All these hack wannabe food critics have made my profession a joke."
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"Aw, I'm sorry, bud."
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"All these people trying to be like me,"
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"and they don't even write about poop consistency the next day."
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"Well, Eric, you should be proud that people want to be like you."
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