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Clips from Veep - Chung (S01E01)

"- given the noise? - No. No, no, no, no."
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"Do not let him know that you're worried, do not make it a thing."
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"- Yeah, Amy, don't make it a thing, okay? - Okay."
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"Ame?"
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"Although, if those wheels are in motion anyway,"
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"then I would say go ahead and, you know,"
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"put a file together, you know."
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"You know what I'm sick of?"
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"That stupid story of Chung supposedly pulling some guy out of a burning tank."
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"Come on, why do guys in the army get a medal for doing their job?"
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"The guy still had severe burns."
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"If anything, Chung was too late."
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"Whoa, whoa. Your desk is in the back."
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"- This is neutral territory. - Yep. So I'm claiming it."
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"Sue, would you like to tell him about the encroachment rules?"
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"Do I look like a kindergarten teacher to you, Mike?"
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"- Actually, yes. - Excuse me?"
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"Uh, no, you don't. Okay, go ahead."
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"- I'm gonna use your desk in the back. - As what, a pantry?"
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"Oh, here we go."
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"Look who it is, everybody! It's your favorite Jonah."
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"You're not even your mom's favorite Jonah, Jonah."
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"Don't be changing the talking points for my "Meet the Press" thing."
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"Okay? I am prepped."
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"I come bearing a very minor request from the president."
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"Does he want to operate me by remote control?"
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"No. That's not technologically possible."
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"Um, potus would appreciate it"
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"if you didn't go too hard on filibuster reform."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"That's my defining vice presidential crusade."
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"The administration is totally focused on the economy."
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"- Have a great weekend, okay? - Ma'am."
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"- Ma'am, you, too. - Yeah, thank you very much."
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"- Ma'am. - I need to gather my things."
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"I'll tell you something else... these need water, okay?"
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"- Got it. - Okay."
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"So, ma'am, potus would like your new chosen subject"
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"to be immigration reform..."
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"Americans losing jobs to illegals, et cetera."
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"I spoke in favor of immigration amnesty"
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"all during my primary campaign."
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"- Hey, how's it going? - Well, with respect, ma'am,"
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"do you think anybody's gonna remember your primary campaign?"
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"Ooh."
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"In spite of your preface, I did not detect"
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"a whole lot of respect in that question."
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"You know, I meant that more as a slight against"
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"the power of recollection of the electorate"
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"and not as an attack on the potency of your campaign."
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"Well, why didn't you say that, then?"
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"Oh, because you have the social skills of someone who was raised by wolves."
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"Oh, and pump up China as a trading partner."
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"We gotta keep nudging that one along."
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"I gotta get back to the White House."
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"God, I love saying that."
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"Well, God bless the president, you know."
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"I mean, he's really a great man,"
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"but he is busting my fuckin' lady balls here."
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"And pump up China?"
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"Is that some sort of dig about Chung?"
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"Okay, so I guess we're not going home."
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"- Yeah. Sue? - Yep."
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"- We're staying. - Aw."
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"Whew."
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"- Did you have a good Saturday night? - It was okay."
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"My zipper on my Leviathan broke,"
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"so I had to drive around trying to find a replacement."
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"What did you do?"
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"You know what I did? I went to bed at 7:00 P.M."
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"- Ooh. - 7:00 P.M. on a Saturday night."
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"Even people who are dying of malaria stay up later than that."
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"Well, they can't sleep because they're coughing."
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"Hi, guys. I'm all set. I'll be there in just a second."
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"- Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah. - All right."
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"I gotta go, but you know what?"
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"Hang out here as long as you like"
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"and I'll call you afterwards, okay?"
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"Can't I just leave now with you?"
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"No, I don't want them to see you."
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"All these extra rules... it's kind of weird."
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"I know, but I am the vice president."
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"Oh, yes, you are."
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"Hearing you say that gives me a massive hard-on."
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"Oh. I am the vice president."
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"Oh, baby, I'm ready to launch."
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"And I'm ready to eat you up."
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"Oh, second breakfast."
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"I didn't know you had it in you."
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"Oh, God. Oh, I want it in me."
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"- All right. - Bye."
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"Yeah. I'm gonna watch your ass move."
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"Yeah."
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"- Hi, you guys. - Hey."
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"- You look pretty. - Oh, thank you."
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"- How are you guys? - Great."
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"- All set? You got everything? - Oh, yes."
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"- I just have to get my stuff. - How was your Saturday night?"
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"Um, it was fine."
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"- Here, I'll get that. - Thank you."
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"- Mike! - Oh, hey."
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"Just visualizing you kicking ass on "Meet the Press.""
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"Why are you so tired? You don't do anything."
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"Here's the research Scott pulled on Chung."
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"Check out page one."
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"He was born back in China before his dad got his citizenship,"
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"so he can't be president or vice president."
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"- Really? - Mm-hmm."
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"Well, that's good news."
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"- More good news for "Meet the Press." - Oh, yeah?"
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"David Gregory is ill."
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"- Sam Finnegan is the fill-in. - Ho ho, a virgin."
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"Oh, God, I'm gonna eat him up."
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"What?"
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"- Well, that changes the sports stuff. - No panic."
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"We'll just change the redskins to whatever Finnegan's team is."
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"- What is Finnegan's team? - I'm pretty sure he's a Bears fan."
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"- Pretty sure? - Mike, you're pretty sure?"
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"Exactly. That doesn't help."
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"It doesn't matter because you're gonna talk about the Ravens."
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