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Clips from Veep - Chung (S01E01)

"I know that I'm a Ravens fan,"
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"but, like, what if Finnegan is a Ravens fan, too, you know?"
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"A team can't play itself, can it?"
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"You can in video games."
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"Some people say your immigration policy"
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"is at odds with your jobs program."
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"How would you respond to that?"
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"Well, I would respond like this..."
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"I would say that the economy has changed a great deal"
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"since I made those statements"
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"and the president and I agree"
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"that Americans have to come first."
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"That's my girl. Olympic-style backflip."
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"And I believe very strongly..."
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"- That's sweat. That's lip sweat. - That's shimmer."
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"You haven't spoken much today about the Senate filibuster reform."
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"Well, I'll say this... in order to reform,"
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"you have to perform."
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"She got the filibuster in!"
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"Just waiting for Jonah. Here he is."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Hello, penis enlargement clinic."
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"Mike, who is incompetent, you or her?"
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"Because she just talked about filibuster reform."
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"He asked her."
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"My message is simple, my message is this... Yes."
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"- Thank you, madam vice president. - Absolutely."
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"Sam, I just have to ask you... you're a Bears fan."
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"- Is that right? - Guilty."
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"- She do the sports yet? - She's doing it now."
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"We're not nervous at all. With Flacco... forget about it."
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"I'll bet you a beer that we win by a T.D."
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"What about Ray Rice? Hell of a lead runner."
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"Ray Rice, Ray Rice, Ray..."
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"Well, he, uh... Ray Rice, he play nice."
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"Ooh."
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"- Vice president. - Thank you so much."
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"We'll be back next week,"
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"because if it's Sunday, it's "Meet the Press.""
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"Will you be watching Danny Chung on "Face the Nation"?"
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"Uh, you know, I would,"
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"but I've got a game of solitaire going on,"
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"so I think I'll give that a skip."
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"Long-term beltway money's on him"
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"- as presidential material. - Oh, really?"
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"Well, I'd be surprised because technically he's not an American."
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"I mean, because he wasn't, um, born here,"
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"you know, not because he's half Chine..."
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"- You know, 'cause his parents... - Well, I've gotta go."
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"- Okay. - But it was a pleasure talking to you."
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"Thank you so much. Did you get it?"
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"- I got it. - Oh..."
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"Um..."
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"Listen, they wouldn't have recorded that, right?"
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"I had the mic on, but I don't think it was hot."
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"- Do you think that it was on? - I hope to God they didn't."
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"I didn't say he was bad because he's part Chinese."
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"- No, no. - It's not bad to be Chinese."
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"Can you go speak to the sound guy?"
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"I can't do it because it'll make it look like a thing."
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"I don't wanna make it look like a thing,"
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"- so maybe I can... - I'll do it."
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"No, no, no. Gary, Gary, Gary."
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"- Gary, come. - I'll do it."
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"I think actually he should go talk to the sound guy."
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"Do you have any ideas on what I should say?"
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"You offered to do this. What was your plan?"
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"My plan was to go over there and get some ideas on what to say."
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"Gary, Gary, just give it a light touch."
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"- No import to it. - Okay."
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"- What does that mean? - Just talk to him"
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"like working guy to working guy."
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"- It's casual. - Got it. Mano a mano."
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"- Okay. - Oh, Jesus Christ."
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"Even in Spanish, you know, it doesn't sound like it's gonna work."
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"It totally might have just been me,"
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"but kind of... didn't it sound a little glitchy"
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"in the end or anything like that?"
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"- You saying I can't do my job? - No. Oh, God, no."
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"It's bad?"
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"Well, he just went from a smiley guy to a frowny guy."
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"I just need to know if everything's okay, you know."
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"Working guy to working guy, you know."
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"- Listen, working girl. - Okay."
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"Yeah. I didn't hear any glitches."
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"All I heard was the sound of a fuckup, okay?"
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"- Sending Gary over there was crazy. - Yeah."
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"- He was completely out of his element. - Yeah."
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"I agree. I agree."
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"Hey, we're getting some press interest in this already."
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"- Oh, God. - Where? Where?"
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"It's still non-narrative. No momentum yet."
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"Ma'am, I thought you might want me in the office, given the circumstances."
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"- How do you know about the circumstances? - Well, I'm Sue."
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"It's my job to know everything, Amy."
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"So it's definitely out there out there?"
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"No, no, it's not out there out there."
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"I heard about it, Dan, so it sort of is out there out there."
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"That's why I'm in here in here, Dan."
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"- Jonah's coming. Jonah's coming. - Oh, fuck!"
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"- Shh! - All right, what do I do?"
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"What if he doesn't know that it's not definitely out there out there?"
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"Should I tell him that?"
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"You don't wanna give a loaded gun to that walking silo."
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"- Don't make it a thing until it's a thing. - Do you have any..."
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"Bad news, everyone."
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"This hasn't hit the mainstream media yet..."
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"It was out of context."
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"But a crane has collapsed onto a ship at Portsmouth, Virginia."
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"Oh, thank..."
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"God, how horrible."
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"Wait, what was out of context?"
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"Um, we thought you were gonna"
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"give me shit about filibuster reform."
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"Oh, well, the White House is very much under the moon"
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"about that, but let's reboot."
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"The president is stuck in economic talks."
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"- We need a V.P.V.P. - A what?"
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"A vice presidential visual presence."
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