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Clips from Derry Girls - Across the Barricade (S02E02)

"but I can offer you protection."
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"I have a hunting knife."
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"Right, OK."
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"Oy-oy, where you going?"
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"-[Jon] Nature's calling. -Whoa. Number one or number two?"
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"-Excuse me? -Just answer the question, Jon."
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"I don't want to answer the question. I'm not comfortable with the question."
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"'Cause if it's a number two, it's safer to bury it."
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"You don't want a pack of wolves following your scent out in these parts."
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"Those boys, they'll tear you limb from limb."
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"-We're inside. -Very sophisticated noses, Jon."
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"I'm going to go now."
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"Can't you let me have anything for myself?"
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"No."
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"[chuckles, clears throat]"
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"Do you want to go somewhere a bit more private?"
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"[chuckles]"
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"I'm not sure that's a good idea."
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"Why not?"
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"What the fuck's that?"
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"And, I think the reason I was interested"
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"in whether you were a fully blown Protestant"
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"is because, as far as I'm concerned, you can't be Protestant enough."
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"I am all for the Protestants. I can't get enough of them."
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"Protestant mad, I am, and I think--"
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"and I may be running with this-- but I'm sure you really like Catholics."
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"It's just that we have been conditioned to--"
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"-I don't. -What? You don't?"
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"No. I hate them. I think they're all arseholes."
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"That's not true. That can't be true."
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"It is. They're all thick as shit. I despise them. I really do."
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"OK."
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"So, how do you want to do this?"
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"Do you want to kick things off, or should I?"
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"Oh, my God, are you coming on to me?!"
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"Is that what this is?"
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"I thought you were having some sort of breakdown."
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"[running footsteps]"
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"He's wearing a purity bracelet."
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"What does that mean?"
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"No down below action, that's what it fucking means."
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"-We have to swap. -Swap?"
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"Yeah, we'll just swap over. You take Harry, I'll take Lee."
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"-Dee. -Whatever."
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"-We can't do that. -Why not?"
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"You fancied him first, and your lack of moves won't be an issue."
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"-That is true. -Aye."
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"-She's coming. -Who?"
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"The woman. The small, angry penguin woman."
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"-Sister Michael! -Shit!"
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"-[bottles clinking] -[panicked groans]"
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"Oh, good evening, Sister."
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"We just popped 'round because we had a few questions"
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"about the British Empire,"
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"which the boys have cleared up for us now, so--"
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"They weren't talking about the British Empire, Sister."
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"They were having a party. I could hear the music."
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"You will go far in life, Jenny."
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"But you will not be well liked."
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"Honestly, girls."
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"I need my eight hours,"
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"but I've had Mary Quinn on the phone frying my head and now this."
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"What?"
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"My mother rang? Why, is everything OK?"
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"Oh, she was very distressed. She wanted me to pass on a message."
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"And are you gonna?"
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"Oh, fine."
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"Um... [clears throat]"
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""Erin, I need some information."
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"Can you find out, in a subtle way,"
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"if Michelle's mother was given the big bowl"
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"by someone she has since fallen out with,"
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"and if she can no longer bring herself to look at the big bowl"
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"because it's just too painful?"
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"All the best, your mother, Mary.""
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"Well?"
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"No."
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"Shift it. Let's go."
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"Come on. Quick."
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"Jenny."
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"♪ We're gonna be so good ♪"
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"♪ Like only we could... ♪"
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"What's wrong with Clare?"
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"She hasn't said two words since last night."
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"Well, I'm not complaining."
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"I just did it for a laugh, the trousers."
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"I'll do anything for a laugh, me. I'm mad like that."
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"Right."
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"Right, there they are."
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"OK, if we're going to do this, Michelle,"
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"-we need to do it delicately. -Course."
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"Oy, lads!"
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"We wanna swap."
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"Brilliant."
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"-Swap? -[Michelle] Yeah."
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"Erin's gonna have Harry now, and I'm gonna have you, all right?"
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"Great stuff."
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"I think we can all agree that for generations"
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"there's been a deep lack of trust between your communities,"
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"and that's where abseiling comes in."
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"[mutters] Christ."
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"Abseiling is a great trust-building exercise,"
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"because what you're doing is, you're saying to your buddy,"
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""Lean on me, I'm here for you.""
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"Now, let me see who's first."
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"Ah, Clare. Clare Devlin. There you are."
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"I-I'm not sure about this."
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"You'll be grand."
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"[quivering] No, listen, you don't understand."
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"Now, where's your buddy?"
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"Good man, yourself. Come on up."
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"[hawk screeching]"
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"[Father Peter] Philip will control Clare's descent"
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"by feeding her rope through what's known as a belay device."
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"So he'll be the one actually dictating the speed of her drop."
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"I think if it's OK I'd just like to take a moment and just--"
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"Jesus!"
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"[screams]"
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"-Are you ready, Philip? -Oh, yeah."
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"-[whimpers] -OK, everybody. So, on three..."
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