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Clips from Derry Girls - Across the Barricade (S02E02)

"[theme music playing]"
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"[Erin] That summer was a remarkable one."
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"It was the summer we dared to dream."
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"For generations, we'd known nothing but violence,"
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"nothing but hatred,"
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"but finally, we were saying enough is enough."
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"Finally, we were saying let's give peace a chance."
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"-She's up here. -Jesus Christ."
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"She's pretending she's on Parkinson again."
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"[Ma Mary] Parkinson? Does she know what time it is?"
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"I'll Parkinson her. I've enough on my plate without Parkinson."
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"Close the door."
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"No, Orla. Leave, then close the door."
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"-[door closes] -And it was Wogan, for your information."
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"[theme music playing]"
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"For the love of God, don't forget your waterproof trousers."
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"Nearly bloody bankrupted us."
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"Do the Protestants have to bring waterproof trousers,"
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"or will the Catholics be expected to do all the dirty work?"
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"It's not dirty work. It's an outdoor pursuits weekend."
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"Thought you said you were building bridges."
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"Not real bridges, Mammy. Metaphorical bridges."
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"Then why can't you wear metaphorical trousers?"
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"-Will any of your crowd be going, love? -My crowd?"
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"Or can you not get Protestant lesbians?"
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"No, I think you can get them, all right, it's just--"
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"I heard that k.d. lang on the radio yesterday."
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"Christ, but she's got some set of pipes on her."
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"You're very talented people."
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"-Thank you? -[baby cooing]"
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"Has anyone seen my bow and arrow?"
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"Orla really thrives in the wild, you know."
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"That time we went camping in Portsalon,"
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"sure she was like Mowgli, running around them woods."
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"She was that happy, Mary,"
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"I honestly thought about just leaving her there."
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"Mammy!"
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"[Donna Traynor on TV] Because of government restrictions,"
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"we cannot broadcast the voice of Mr. Adams."
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"His words are spoken by an actor."
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"[actor's voice] Well, with respect, and I mean,"
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"-if you're watching... - I'll never understand the point of it."
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"I'll never understand the point of you."
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"Grand so."
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"-[doorbell rings] -I'll go."
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"...both agree about the need to see an end to all acts of violence."
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"I want to see that."
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"It's because his natural voice is actually very seductive."
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"Apparently, he sounds like a West Belfast Bond."
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"As far as English are concerned, a voice like that, well, it's dangerous."
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"Just so I'm clear, are you saying that the British government"
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"dub the voice of Gerry Adams because it's too sexy?"
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"It's like a fine whiskey."
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"And I have it on good authority, boy."
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"OK."
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"-Fuck-a-doodle-doo. -Hi."
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"Bet that's what he said when he was nabbed."
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"-When who got nabbed? -[Michelle] Have you not heard?"
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"You know your man, floppy hair, English,"
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"he's all, "Fuck-a-doodle this, fuck-a-doodle-that.""
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"He's flat out going to weddings with his mates,"
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"until one of them, the fat beardy one in the skirt,"
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"until he croaks it and they're all,"
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""We need to show this man a bit of respect here. Let's stop all the clocks.""
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"He goes with your woman. You know her."
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"She's a total ride, but she paper-clips her frocks together."
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"Well, he was caught getting down and dirty"
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"with some hooker in the back of his BMW."
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"[laughs] Dark horse or what?"
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"Good morning, Michelle."
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"I am buzzing for this weekend."
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"Them waterproof trousers do wonders for my hole."
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"Mine are pink. They're bright pink."
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"They were two for one, James. Stop crying."
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"-Two for one? Where? -Kays Catalogue."
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"-Oh, my mammy said to tell you-- -Her big bowl."
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"I know, I know, I keep forgetting. I'll drop it 'round today."
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"No, she said to hang on to it."
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"What? She doesn't want her big bowl back?"
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"But why? There's nothing wrong with that bowl."
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"Sure, I was admiring that bowl only yesterday."
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"-It's a grand bowl. -I'm just a messenger, folks."
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"-Aye. -We need to shift ourselves."
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"Listen, wains. I've already said this to Erin."
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"Mammy, please."
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"No funny business with these Protestant lads. Is that clear?"
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"I don't want anybody landing back here pregnant."
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"Not very likely in my case."
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"I wouldn't rule it out, son."
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"Teenage boys can be very convincing, Erin."
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"-I remember your father at that age-- -End that sentence now."
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"-Yes, please do. -Creep."
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"We're not doing this to get off with Protestant boys, Mammy."
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"We're doing this to reach across the divide."
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"-Did your mother get a new big bowl? -I don't think so."
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"-We're doing this for peace-- -All right, Erin."
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"No need to make a big song and dance about it."
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"[reggae music playing]"
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"We're doing it for peace, all right, Mary."
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"A piece of that fine Protestant ass. [laughs]"
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"God, you are such a hypocrite, Erin."
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"No, I'm not."
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"I just don't think there's anything wrong with some cross-community..."
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"-Fiddling. -...relations."
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"So, we need to head southeast for 0.5 miles,"
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"and you'll receive further instructions shortly."
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"We haven't even left the estate yet, Orla."
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"These Prods have got some serious moves up their sleeves, you know."
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"They're not as fucked up about sex as we are."
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"They put the work in. They know what they're doing."
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"[scoffs] They're people, Michelle. They're not sex toys."
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"I beg to differ."
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"I'm really looking forward to making friends with some lads."
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"Lads aren't going to make friends with you, James."
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"Lads make friends with other lads."
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"-I am a lad. -[laughs] So you are, James."
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"OK, how much money do we have?"
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"Look, the riding of the Protestants is one thing,"
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"but I don't see why we have to buy them a present."
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"I mean, they already have all the land, all the jobs and all the fucking rights."
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