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Clips from Derry Girls - Across the Barricade (S02E02)

"Seriously, folks, I'm not feeling entirely comfortable with this."
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"-[Father Peter] One... -[chuckles]"
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"-[Father Peter] Two... -[screams]"
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"Three."
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"[screams]"
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"Stop! Stop it! Get me out of here!"
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"He's trying to kill me!"
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"He wants to kill us all, all of the Catholics!"
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"Look at his eyes, he's a madman,"
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"a Fenian-hating madman!"
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"Don't let the Jaffa bastard hurt me, please!"
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"[crowd gasps, murmurs]"
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"Jesus, Clare."
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"Fuck-a-doodle-doo."
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"-[Clare] He said he hated us. -No, I didn't."
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"Last night you said you hated Catholics. Admit it."
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"I said, I hated athletes."
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"Not much of a sports fan."
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"But we weren't even talking about athletes."
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"Yeah, well, I thought we were."
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"Why would you have thought we were talking about athletes?"
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"Because I'm deaf in one ear."
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""Catholics" sounds a bit like "athletes," to be fair to him, like."
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"[crowd] Catholics... athletes..."
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"They're all arseholes."
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"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
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"You tried to swap us."
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"Because all Protestants are the same, aren't they, girls?"
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"-Yes. -No."
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"And this guy is really creepy and a bit, sort of, sexist."
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"And she carries a knife and makes people bury their own excrement."
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"[boy] Fucking Catholics."
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"-Who said that? -Who?"
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"[crowd yelling]"
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"Shall we break it up?"
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"Don't touch the hair! Don't touch the hair!"
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"Let's leave it a minute."
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"[Mary] I just cannot get me head around it."
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"[Gerry] For the love of God, Mary,"
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"it's only a bowl."
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"Who just gives away their big bowl, Gerry?"
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"It doesn't make sense."
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"Ah, she's definitely up to something, love."
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"I have always said that Deirdre Mallon is a bit fly."
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"-I'd confront her about it. -Oh, I intend to."
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"Great, do that, then maybe we can lay the whole bloody thing to rest."
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"Take that tone with her again and I'll lay you to rest, boyo."
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"[rock music playing]"
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"Do you know what this is about, Geraldine?"
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"As far as I can make out,"
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"these lads tried to throw my Clare off a cliff."
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"Desperate."
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"You all right, Mary? How's the bowl working out for you?"
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"Great. Great. Thanks very much, Deirdre."
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"Well, that got to the bottom of it, all right."
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"[Father Peter] Is that everyone?"
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"Lovely stuff."
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"OK, so there was a bit of a misunderstanding"
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"on the expedition today,"
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"which unfortunately led to a physical altercation."
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"I thought, rather than let it fester,"
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"we should talk about it,"
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"and start to heal"
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"and repair."
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"So..."
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"who'd like to go first?"
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""Jaffa bastard"? You actually said those words?"
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"It just came out, Mammy."
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"But why were you threatening people with a knife, love?"
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"OK, one at a time, please."
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"Well, if you'd wear the bloody hearing aid I paid a fortune for,"
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"-you'd have heard what she said! -It's unbelievable."
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"Girls. You were fighting with girls?"
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"This is all your fault, Gerry. I knew this would happen."
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"See that child over there? That child..."
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"♪ Oh, my life ♪"
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"♪ Is changing every day ♪"
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"♪ In every possible way ♪"
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"♪ And oh, my dreams ♪"
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"♪ It's never quite as it seems ♪"
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"♪ Never quite as it seems ♪"
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