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Clips from Derry Girls - Across the Barricade (S02E02)

"Oh!"
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"Sister Michael, I don't have a Protestant."
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"-You'll have to share with James. -[James] What? No."
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"Look, there just aren't enough Protestants to go 'round."
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"The mediator is here."
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"He's... one of your lot."
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"Not a priest. Ugh."
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"Quite young. Southern."
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"Bit of an arsehole, but oh, my God, amazing hair."
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"Oh, for feck's sake."
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"♪ Sharp, so sharp... ♪"
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"OK. So, I see a few familiar faces out there."
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"As some of you may know, I took a bit of a sabbatical last year."
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"Do you mean when you shacked up with a slutty hairdresser,"
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"-but then she dumped you? -Miss Mallon, please."
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"Raise your hand if you want to ask a question."
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"OK, I think we should just move on."
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"The hairdresser certainly did."
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"OK, so, this is just a little exercise"
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"-I like to kick off with. -Oh, give me strength."
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"I want you guys to give me examples of things"
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"that Catholics and Protestants have in common,"
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"and things that they don't have in common."
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"Let's start with similarities."
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"Erin, why don't you get the ball rolling?"
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"OK. So, we both..."
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"Right. So, we all..."
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"Oh, this is actually quite hard."
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"Anything at all. A small thing, even."
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"OK. So, right."
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"I'm actually drawing a blank here, to be honest."
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"Not to worry. Someone else."
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"A similarity. Yes?"
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"Protestants are British and Catholics are Irish."
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"That's actually a difference."
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"Quite a... well, quite a big difference."
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"But that's OK. We can write that down."
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"Now, back to similarities. Yes?"
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"Protestants are richer."
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"OK, so that's another difference,"
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"and I'm not sure that's actually..."
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"I mean, is that true?"
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"I would say so."
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"Mm, yeah, I suppose that's fair enough."
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"Yes, great. Off you go."
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"Catholics really buzz off statues and we don't so much."
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"I do enjoy a good statue, it has to be said."
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"So, again, what we have there is a difference."
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"Oh, Protestants like to march and Catholics like to walk."
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"OK, can we just-- Jenny, could you just--"
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"Oh, you've already written it down, have you?"
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"Great, thank you, Jenny."
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"I just want to pause and think about what's in here."
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"What about the fact that we all feel,"
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"and love,"
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"and hope, and--"
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"write this down--"
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"we all cry."
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"We all laugh. We all dream."
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"So I just want to think along those lines for a moment."
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"OK."
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"[boy] Catholics watch RTE."
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"[girl 1] Protestants love cleaning."
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"[girl 2] Protestants are taller."
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"Catholics have more freckles."
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"Protestants hate ABBA."
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"OK, thank you."
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"Let me just rephrase slightly."
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"Can you think of anything"
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"that unites every single person in this room?"
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"[kid coughs]"
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"Is there anything that we all want?"
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"For this to be over."
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"And we'll wrap it up there."
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"[electronic music playing]"
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"I'm not sure about this."
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"I knew you'd fanny out."
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"These lads have moves, you said so yourself, Michelle."
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"I haven't got any moves."
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"Look, let's just get in there, have a few drinks"
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"and just loosen up a bit."
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"No! No loosening up. I don't like it."
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"Just be confident, Erin. Boys like that."
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"[Michelle] How the fuck would you know what boys like?"
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"Because I'm a boy, Michelle. I'm a real live boy."
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"Oh, yeah, like Pinocchio."
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"[door creaks]"
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"[exhales]"
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"OK."
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"Listen, be sexy, OK?"
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"Sexy. Right."
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"[Michelle clears throat]"
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"I said be sexy, not be a fucking blowfish, Erin."
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"Hello, mate."
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"We heard you boys are having a party."
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"-No. -Well, you are now."
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"♪ Uh-oh, we're in trouble ♪"
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"♪ Something's come along And it's burst our bubble ♪"
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"♪ Yeah, yeah Uh-oh ♪"
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"♪ Move a step closer ♪"
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"♪ You know that I want you ♪"
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"♪ I can tell by... ♪"
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"I really like this one. Have you seen the video--"
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"OK, let's cut the crap, Dee."
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"-Sorry? -You know why I'm here."
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"-But before we begin-- -Begin what?"
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"I won't have as many moves as you. I just want to get that out there."
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"I really don't know--"
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"I haven't put the hours in, and that's not because I'm lazy,"
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"it's just not part of our culture."
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"But if you're OK with that, I'd say we just crack on."
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"[crunches]"
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"Fancy another beer, mate?"
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"Christ, I just love beer."
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"Don't you just love beer?"
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"-Yeah, beer's nice. -I love beer"
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"and football and poker, and, you know, tits."
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"-Tits? -Can't get enough of them."
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"Then again, I am a lad."
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"Yeah, he may be a lad, Jon,"
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