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Clips from Derry Girls - Across the Barricade (S02E02)

"Aye, Michelle, that's definitely the attitude"
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"we should have entering into this weekend."
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"A present for Protestants?"
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"My next Protestant gift delivery isn't due to arrive until Wednesday,"
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"and as it stands, I'm completely out of stock,"
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"what with there being such a high fucking demand"
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"for that sort of thing around these parts."
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"That's a shame."
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"How much for the Subbuteo, Dennis?"
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"We'll call it 16 quid."
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"Could we call it 1.76?"
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"No, we fucking couldn't."
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"How about we give you the 1.76,"
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"-and we pay the rest off in installments? -Yeah."
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"Which would be, what, 3.56 over four weeks."
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"Jesus, check out Rain Wain."
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"Or, you could give us the Subbuteo, and then we could work off the debt."
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"Yeah, we could do chores and stuff."
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"Chores? What do you think this is?"
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"Little House on the fucking Prairie?"
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"Do you watch Little House on the Prairie, Dennis?"
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"Get out!"
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"Come on, girls, this is embarrassing."
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"Well, it's all right for you, Clare, but we want to bunk these lads."
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"We have to offer them some kind of incentive."
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"They're not prostitutes, Michelle, and even if they were,"
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"I think a half-eaten packet of Rolos and an Ulster Bank keyring"
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"is a pretty insulting form of payment."
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"I have an HB pencil."
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"Happy days."
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"Hi, guys."
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"That's... that's not what you're giving to the Protestants, is it?"
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"It's just a little token, really."
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"Yeah, so is ours."
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"Is that an Ulster Bank keyring?"
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"It is indeed, yeah."
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"I must admit, I had a bit of an advantage"
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"when it came to the whole present buying thing, because--"
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"-You're loaded. -Because I know what they like."
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"I happen to be very good friends with a half-Protestant."
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"-What? -They don't come in halves, Jenny."
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"They do, actually. I met her at ballet class."
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"Her name's Zara, and she has a horse."
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"Good for Zara. Bye-bye, now."
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"Of course she's friends with a half-Protestant. Of course she is."
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"She has been fucking unbearable since them braces came off."
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"Dose."
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"Well, I can make friends with a full-Protestant"
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"and see how she likes it."
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"Zara won't seem quite so impressive next to my thoroughbred, will she, Jenny?!"
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"Relax, Clare."
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"Why has she got so much money anyway?"
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"Who's her dad? Pierce fucking Brosnan?"
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"He's a surgeon over at Altnagelvin. He took Orla's tonsils out."
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"And not a day goes by when I don't think about them."
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"[girls chanting] Give peace a chance! Give peace a chance!"
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"Give peace a chance! Give peace a chance!"
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"Give peace a chance!"
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"No hate! No hate! Let's integrate!"
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"Yay!"
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"-[girls chanting] Give peace a chance! -Kill me."
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"[girls chanting] Give peace a chance! Give peace a chance!"
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"The Prods have landed."
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"[rock music playing]"
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"Single file."
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"You must be Ms. Turner."
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"That's right. Well, Janet."
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"Michael. Sister Michael."
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"-It's a pleasure. -I know."
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"-Move it. -Shift it."
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"[kids chatting]"
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"Why is everyone so desperate for them to mix?"
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"I think we should keep them separate."
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"I think we should keep them in cages."
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"So, Our Lady Immaculate girls have been split into groups,"
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"A through to F,"
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"as have the Londonderry Boys Academy."
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"[Ms. Turner] We'd like to As to find As, Bs to find Bs,"
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"et cetera and so on. It's very straightforward."
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"However, if that isn't clear, feel free to say so."
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"But know that you will be judged."
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"Oh, lads, you really shouldn't have."
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"I'm starting to see that, all right."
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"I'm going to keep mine on my bed, where I sleep,"
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"-in me knickers. -Right."
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"I mean, these are free, for a start. My dad has, like, 45 of them."
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"We were told it was an all-girls school. You've been a bit short-changed there."
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"[James] Nah, it's fine, mate."
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"It's all good, man. I--"
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"-I'll just give it to my bird. -Your bird?"
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"Yeah, she's really..."
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"fit and stuff."
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"Right, OK. Great."
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"I'm sorry, but is he OK?"
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"Philip's actually deaf."
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"-Oh. -In one ear."
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"-[Clare] He's deaf in one ear? -That's right."
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"Which ear?"
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"That's actually a very inappropriate question."
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"-Is it? -It is, yeah."
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"[Protestant boy] Oh, my God! This is the best present ever!"
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"Oh, you guys."
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"Rolo, anyone?"
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"[Sister Michael] OK, listen up, people."
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"According to this, you're going to need a..."
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"well, they use the term "buddy,""
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"for tomorrow's activities."
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"I bagsie Harry."
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"What? But that's not fair. He's the only good-looking one."
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"The rest of us are right here."
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"You snooze, you lose, Erin."
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"-I suppose I'll have you, then. -Aren't you a charmer?"
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"So, should us two bad bastards hook up or what?"
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"-I'm sorry? -Um, will you be my buddy, please?"
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"Sure."
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"Listen, Philip, about the whole "which ear" thing--"
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"It's fine. I'll be your partner."
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"Great! Um, just to be clear,"
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"are you a fully blown Protestant?"
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"Of course."
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