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Clips from Home Movies - History (S02E02)

I AM GEORGE WASHINGTON!

"I AM GEORGE WASHINGTON!"

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AND I AM PICASSO!

"AND I AM PICASSO!"

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AND I AM ANNIE OAKLEY!

"AND I AM ANNIE OAKLEY!"

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AND WE'RE GOING TO DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE!

"AND WE'RE GOING TO DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE!"

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YES, I, GEORGE WASHINGTON,

"YES, I, GEORGE WASHINGTON,"

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BORN IN 1492, FREER OF THE SLAVES,

"BORN IN 1492, FREER OF THE SLAVES,"

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AM THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THIS, OUR COUNTRY.

"AM THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THIS, OUR COUNTRY."

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THOUGH SAVAGELY IMPEACHED FOR THE SHOOTING OF ABE LINCOLN,

"THOUGH SAVAGELY IMPEACHED FOR THE SHOOTING OF ABE LINCOLN,"

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I WILL LEAD US INTO THE DEMISE OF ALL HUMANS.

"I WILL LEAD US INTO THE DEMISE OF ALL HUMANS."

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I AM PICASSO!

"I AM PICASSO!"

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I CUT OFF MY EAR WITH A RAZOR IN A MAJOR SHAVING ACCIDENT

"I CUT OFF MY EAR WITH A RAZOR IN A MAJOR SHAVING ACCIDENT"

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AND MAILED IT OFF TO AN EX-GIRLFRIEND,

"AND MAILED IT OFF TO AN EX-GIRLFRIEND,"

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JUST FOR LAUGHS--

"JUST FOR LAUGHS--"

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AND I GUESS I PAINT, TOO. NEXT!

"AND I GUESS I PAINT, TOO. NEXT!"

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THAT WOULD BE ME, ANNIE OAKLEY, SKILLED SHOOTIST,

"THAT WOULD BE ME, ANNIE OAKLEY, SKILLED SHOOTIST,"

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WHO WAS ORPHANED AT A YOUNG AGE.

"WHO WAS ORPHANED AT A YOUNG AGE."

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LIVING A HARD LIFE, MY ONLY SALVATION CAME

"LIVING A HARD LIFE, MY ONLY SALVATION CAME"

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AT THE HANDS OF DADDY WARBUCKS,

"AT THE HANDS OF DADDY WARBUCKS,"

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WHO TOOK ME IN AND FORCED ME TO SING,

"WHO TOOK ME IN AND FORCED ME TO SING,"

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AND NOW I SEEK MY REVENGE ON THE HUMAN RACE.

"AND NOW I SEEK MY REVENGE ON THE HUMAN RACE."

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REVENGE! THE TIME IS NOW!

"REVENGE! THE TIME IS NOW!"

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YES! BUT I MUST INSIST WE VOTE,

"YES! BUT I MUST INSIST WE VOTE,"

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FOR WE MUST UPHOLD DEMOCRACY.

"FOR WE MUST UPHOLD DEMOCRACY."

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AYE! AYE!

"AYE! AYE!"

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AYE!

"AYE!"

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WERE WE AGREEING TO VOTE OR WAS THAT THE VOTE?

"WERE WE AGREEING TO VOTE OR WAS THAT THE VOTE?"

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HEY, SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT THOSE GUYS ARE UP TO SOMETHING,

"HEY, SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT THOSE GUYS ARE UP TO SOMETHING,"

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EH, CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE?

"EH, CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE?"

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THEY SEEM LIKE THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING, STARBOY.

"THEY SEEM LIKE THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING, STARBOY."

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MY MONEY'S ON THEM BEING UP TO SOMETHING, BUT WHAT?

"MY MONEY'S ON THEM BEING UP TO SOMETHING, BUT WHAT?"

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EH, CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE?

"EH, CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE?"

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BUT WHAT?

"BUT WHAT?"

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SOMETHING, MY BROTHER, MY ACTUBROTHER.

"SOMETHING, MY BROTHER, MY ACTUBROTHER."

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THEN WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING,

"THEN WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING,"

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EH, CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE?

"EH, CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE?"

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LIKE WHAT, STARBOY?

"LIKE WHAT, STARBOY?"

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WE HAVE TO STOP THEM.

"WE HAVE TO STOP THEM."

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BUT WHAT IF THEY KILL OFF THE HUMAN RACE?

"BUT WHAT IF THEY KILL OFF THE HUMAN RACE?"

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THEY WON'T IF WE STOP THEM FIRST.

"THEY WON'T IF WE STOP THEM FIRST."

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YEAH, I'M NOT... WELL...

"YEAH, I'M NOT... WELL..."

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WE STOP THEM BEFORE THEY KILL EVERYONE.

"WE STOP THEM BEFORE THEY KILL EVERYONE."

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AND, I'M SORRY, WHY NOT AFTER?

"AND, I'M SORRY, WHY NOT AFTER?"

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BECAUSE THEY WILL HAVE DONE THAT THINGY.

"BECAUSE THEY WILL HAVE DONE THAT THINGY."

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THE THINGY?

"THE THINGY?"

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YEP.

"YEP."

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OK, LET'S BACK UP A LITTLE.

"OK, LET'S BACK UP A LITTLE."

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I'M NOT EXACTLY FOLLOWING.

"I'M NOT EXACTLY FOLLOWING."

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I WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME LIKE I'M A CHILD, OK?

"I WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME LIKE I'M A CHILD, OK?"

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OK.

"OK."

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MY, AREN'T YOU A BIG BOY?

"MY, AREN'T YOU A BIG BOY?"

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YOU MEAN, LIKE THAT?

"YOU MEAN, LIKE THAT?"

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THAT'S GOOD. SURE.

"THAT'S GOOD. SURE."

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OK.

"OK."

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KEEP IT GOING.

"KEEP IT GOING."

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YOU HAVE VERY NICE...ARMS.

"YOU HAVE VERY NICE...ARMS."

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THAT HELPS. OK.

"THAT HELPS. OK."

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LOOK, WE'RE BEING WATCHED BY STARBOY

"LOOK, WE'RE BEING WATCHED BY STARBOY"

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AND THE CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE.

"AND THE CAPTAIN OF OUTER SPACE."

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THEN THEY MUST KNOW OF OUR PLAN.

"THEN THEY MUST KNOW OF OUR PLAN."

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NOT TO WORRY, MY EVIL ONES,

"NOT TO WORRY, MY EVIL ONES,"

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WE'VE YET TO REVEAL OUR BIGGEST SECRET.

"WE'VE YET TO REVEAL OUR BIGGEST SECRET."

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BRING IN THE HOSTAGES!

"BRING IN THE HOSTAGES!"

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I'M SHAKESPEARE.

"I'M SHAKESPEARE."

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AND I'M OLIVER TWIST.

"AND I'M OLIVER TWIST."

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AND I'M THE MERMAID QUEEN.

"AND I'M THE MERMAID QUEEN."

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All: HELP US!

"All: HELP US!"

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YES, IF ANYTHING SHOULD HAPPEN TO US

"YES, IF ANYTHING SHOULD HAPPEN TO US"

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WHILE WE INNOCENTLY DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE,

"WHILE WE INNOCENTLY DESTROY THE HUMAN RACE,"

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THE HOSTAGES GET IT!

"THE HOSTAGES GET IT!"

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AND WE START WITH SHAKESPEARE.

"AND WE START WITH SHAKESPEARE."

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NO! I'M TOO YOUNG,

"NO! I'M TOO YOUNG,"

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AND I'M STILL WRITING MY MASTERPIECE CALLEDCATS.

"AND I'M STILL WRITING MY MASTERPIECE CALLEDCATS."

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AND YOU'LL BE NEXT, OLIVER TWIST.

"AND YOU'LL BE NEXT, OLIVER TWIST."

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FINE WITH ME.

"FINE WITH ME."

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[ALL LAUGHING]

"[ALL LAUGHING]"

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SILENCE!

"SILENCE!"

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AND FINALLY YOU, THE MERMAID QUEEN.

"AND FINALLY YOU, THE MERMAID QUEEN."

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BUT I NO DO NOTHING WRONG,

"BUT I NO DO NOTHING WRONG,"

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AND NEITHER DO THE OTHER 4.

"AND NEITHER DO THE OTHER 4."

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THE OTHER TWO. 3.

"THE OTHER TWO. 3."

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THE OTHER... TWO.

"THE OTHER... TWO."

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TWO? I'M SORRY, I HAVE TROUBLE WITH THE MATHEMATIC.

"TWO? I'M SORRY, I HAVE TROUBLE WITH THE MATHEMATIC."

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LOOK, I AM JUST SAYING,

"LOOK, I AM JUST SAYING,"

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PLEASE DON'T KILL THE MERMAID QUEEN!

"PLEASE DON'T KILL THE MERMAID QUEEN!"

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YOU INTERFERE AND THEY GET IT!

"YOU INTERFERE AND THEY GET IT!"

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UNDERSTAND, STARBOY?

"UNDERSTAND, STARBOY?"

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WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE UP TO OUR CUFFS IN DANGER,

"WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE UP TO OUR CUFFS IN DANGER,"

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EH, LA CAPITAN DE LA UTRO ESPACIO?

"EH, LA CAPITAN DE LA UTRO ESPACIO?"

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RIGHT-O, STARBOY.

"RIGHT-O, STARBOY."

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RIGHT NOW, I'M ROUTING THE JEFFERSON'S FACE FLAME TOWARDS EARTH.

"RIGHT NOW, I'M ROUTING THE JEFFERSON'S FACE FLAME TOWARDS EARTH."

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GREAT. FANTASTIC.

"GREAT. FANTASTIC."

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THAT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF NOW. YEP.

"THAT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF NOW. YEP."

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RIGHT.

"RIGHT."

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NOW, GO GET ME A LEMONADE, HUH?

"NOW, GO GET ME A LEMONADE, HUH?"

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YEAH, LEMONADE. YEP.

"YEAH, LEMONADE. YEP."

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WHAT? NO!

"WHAT? NO!"

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GET YOUR OWN LEMONADE. I'M BUSY FLYING THE SPACE PLANE.

"GET YOUR OWN LEMONADE. I'M BUSY FLYING THE SPACE PLANE."

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YEAH, UH-HUH.

"YEAH, UH-HUH."

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HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING, CAP?

"HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING, CAP?"

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YOU'RE A GOOD LITTLE GO-GETTER, YOU KNOW THAT?

"YOU'RE A GOOD LITTLE GO-GETTER, YOU KNOW THAT?"

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YOU'RE A ONE-OF-A-KIND, GOOD-LOOKING, GOOD OLD-FASHIONED,

"YOU'RE A ONE-OF-A-KIND, GOOD-LOOKING, GOOD OLD-FASHIONED,"

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FUNNY, SMART, GOOD-LOOKING GO-GETTER,

"FUNNY, SMART, GOOD-LOOKING GO-GETTER,"

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AND I MEAN THAT ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAID.

"AND I MEAN THAT ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAID."

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WELL, THANK YOU, STARBOY.

"WELL, THANK YOU, STARBOY."

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YEAH, NOW GO GET ME A LEMONADE, HUH?

"YEAH, NOW GO GET ME A LEMONADE, HUH?"

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RIGHT.

"RIGHT."

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[ZAP]

"[ZAP]"

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YOUR LEMONADE, SIR.

"YOUR LEMONADE, SIR."

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HEY, THANKS A HUNDRED, CAP'N.

"HEY, THANKS A HUNDRED, CAP'N."

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MM...YES, GOOD STUFF THERE.

"MM...YES, GOOD STUFF THERE."

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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. HOW DID YOU GET ME TO GET YOU LEMONADE?

"HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. HOW DID YOU GET ME TO GET YOU LEMONADE?"

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HUH, WELL...

"HUH, WELL..."

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OK! I GOT YOU!

"OK! I GOT YOU!"

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OH...

"OH..."

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ALL RIGHT.

"ALL RIGHT."

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YEAH. GOTCHA.

"YEAH. GOTCHA."

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Man: SO, I GET THE SENSE THAT YOU'RE STRUGGLING WITH YOUR TIMES TABLES.

"Man: SO, I GET THE SENSE THAT YOU'RE STRUGGLING WITH YOUR TIMES TABLES."

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I WILL ADMIT THERE IS A SMALL PROBLEMS WITH THE MULTIPLICATIONS.

"I WILL ADMIT THERE IS A SMALL PROBLEMS WITH THE MULTIPLICATIONS."

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WELL, UH, YEAH, UH, LET'S LOOK AT

"WELL, UH, YEAH, UH, LET'S LOOK AT"

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YOUR LAST COUPLE OF TEST SCORES, HUH?

"YOUR LAST COUPLE OF TEST SCORES, HUH?"

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