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Clips from Home Movies - History (S02E02)

OK.

"OK."

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OH BOY! OH, LOOK AT THAT!

"OH BOY! OH, LOOK AT THAT!"

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I HAD NO IDEA I LET MYSELF SLIP LIKE THAT.

"I HAD NO IDEA I LET MYSELF SLIP LIKE THAT."

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RIGHT, WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT?

"RIGHT, WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT?"

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WE WORK ON THE MULTIPLICATION, IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN?

"WE WORK ON THE MULTIPLICATION, IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN?"

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Teacher: MM-HMM, AND OUR PRONUNCIATION.

"Teacher: MM-HMM, AND OUR PRONUNCIATION."

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THAT'S ALL RIGHT, SIR.

"THAT'S ALL RIGHT, SIR."

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RIGHT.

"RIGHT."

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SPELLING.

"SPELLING."

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TERRIBLE...

"TERRIBLE..."

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HOMEWORK.

"HOMEWORK."

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TERRIBLE...

"TERRIBLE..."

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MUCH, MUCH MORE HOMEWORK.

"MUCH, MUCH MORE HOMEWORK."

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TERRIBLE...

"TERRIBLE..."

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DETENTION.

"DETENTION."

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FAILED EVERYTHING.

"FAILED EVERYTHING."

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THAT'S NO GOOD.

"THAT'S NO GOOD."

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Melissa: BRENDON.

"Melissa: BRENDON."

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BRENDON?

"BRENDON?"

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BRENDON, YOU OK?

"BRENDON, YOU OK?"

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I HOPE HE DOESN'T TALK TO ME NEXT.

"I HOPE HE DOESN'T TALK TO ME NEXT."

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WHY NOT?

"WHY NOT?"

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BECAUSE I HATE DISCUSSING GRADES WITH MR. LYNCH,

"BECAUSE I HATE DISCUSSING GRADES WITH MR. LYNCH,"

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PARTICULARLY MY GRADES.

"PARTICULARLY MY GRADES."

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BUT HE'S THE TEACHER.

"BUT HE'S THE TEACHER."

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EXACTLY, YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT THE UPPER HAND.

"EXACTLY, YOU KNOW, HE'S GOT THE UPPER HAND."

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HE KNOWS MY WEAKNESSES.

"HE KNOWS MY WEAKNESSES."

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BRENDON, WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO YOUR HOMEWORK?

"BRENDON, WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO YOUR HOMEWORK?"

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WHY? BECAUSE I TRY NEVER TO TAKE MY WORK HOME WITH ME.

"WHY? BECAUSE I TRY NEVER TO TAKE MY WORK HOME WITH ME."

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BUT IT'S CALLED "HOMEWORK."

"BUT IT'S CALLED "HOMEWORK.""

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IT'S A LIFE QUALITY ISSUE, MELISSA.

"IT'S A LIFE QUALITY ISSUE, MELISSA."

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BRENDON.

"BRENDON."

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YOU'RE FAILING HISTORY.

"YOU'RE FAILING HISTORY."

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DOES THIS COME AS A SURPRISE TO YOU?

"DOES THIS COME AS A SURPRISE TO YOU?"

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UH, NO.

"UH, NO."

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WELL, YOU'VE DONE PRETTY MUCH NO HOMEWORK,

"WELL, YOU'VE DONE PRETTY MUCH NO HOMEWORK,"

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AND YOU DON'T STUDY FOR ANY TESTS...

"AND YOU DON'T STUDY FOR ANY TESTS..."

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YEAH, WELL, I DON'T LIKE TO OVERPREPARE.

"YEAH, WELL, I DON'T LIKE TO OVERPREPARE."

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WELL, YOU'RE IN NO DANGER OF THAT

"WELL, YOU'RE IN NO DANGER OF THAT"

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BECAUSE YOU'RE FAILING HISTORY.

"BECAUSE YOU'RE FAILING HISTORY."

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YEAH, UH, CAN WE LOWER OUR VOICES

"YEAH, UH, CAN WE LOWER OUR VOICES"

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BECAUSE THIS IS PERSONAL, AND EVERYBODY PROBABLY HEARD THAT.

"BECAUSE THIS IS PERSONAL, AND EVERYBODY PROBABLY HEARD THAT."

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BRENDON, WHY DON'T YOU STUDY?

"BRENDON, WHY DON'T YOU STUDY?"

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IF YOU JUST STUDIED, WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.

"IF YOU JUST STUDIED, WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION."

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AND NOBODY ELSE WOULD BE HEARING IT.

"AND NOBODY ELSE WOULD BE HEARING IT."

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WELL, YOU KNOW, I'VE GOTTEN THAT BEFORE, AND...

"WELL, YOU KNOW, I'VE GOTTEN THAT BEFORE, AND..."

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BRENDON, HERE, LOOK.

"BRENDON, HERE, LOOK."

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THE QUESTION WAS-- ON THIS TEST HERE--

"THE QUESTION WAS-- ON THIS TEST HERE--"

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"WHO WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?"

""WHO WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?""

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YOU WROTE, "YES."

"YOU WROTE, "YES.""

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YEAH, WELL, THAT QUESTION WASN'T VERY SPECIFIC.

"YEAH, WELL, THAT QUESTION WASN'T VERY SPECIFIC."

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WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS: THE QUESTION WAS,

"WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS: THE QUESTION WAS,"

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"WHO WROTEHAMLET?"

""WHO WROTEHAMLET?""

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YOU WROTE, "THE POPE'S COUSIN, COUNT POPULA,

"YOU WROTE, "THE POPE'S COUSIN, COUNT POPULA,"

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"A MAGICAL MONSTER WITH PENCILS FOR ARMS."

""A MAGICAL MONSTER WITH PENCILS FOR ARMS.""

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I'LL BE HONEST, MR. LYNCH.

"I'LL BE HONEST, MR. LYNCH."

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I MADE THAT ONE UP.

"I MADE THAT ONE UP."

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OK, LOOK, I WANT US TO WORK ON THIS,

"OK, LOOK, I WANT US TO WORK ON THIS,"

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AND I'D LIKE TO START TUTORING YOU AFTER SCHOOL.

"AND I'D LIKE TO START TUTORING YOU AFTER SCHOOL."

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OH, I DON'T KNOW.

"OH, I DON'T KNOW."

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OH, YOU DON'T KNOW. YOU DON'T KNOW, HMM?

"OH, YOU DON'T KNOW. YOU DON'T KNOW, HMM?"

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I ACTUALLY ALREADY HAVE A TUTOR, MR. LYNCH.

"I ACTUALLY ALREADY HAVE A TUTOR, MR. LYNCH."

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OH, YOU ALREADY HAVE A TUTOR, HUH? WHO'S THAT?

"OH, YOU ALREADY HAVE A TUTOR, HUH? WHO'S THAT?"

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I GOT TO ADMIT, BRENDON, I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

"I GOT TO ADMIT, BRENDON, I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU."

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I THOUGHT WE WORKED ON HISTORY.

"I THOUGHT WE WORKED ON HISTORY."

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WELL, THE FEW ANSWERS THAT YOU TOLD ME WERE WRONG,

"WELL, THE FEW ANSWERS THAT YOU TOLD ME WERE WRONG,"

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AND MOST OF THE OTHER STUFF YOU TOLD ME NEVER CAME UP.

"AND MOST OF THE OTHER STUFF YOU TOLD ME NEVER CAME UP."

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ALL RIGHT, WHAT DID I TELL YOU AGAIN?

"ALL RIGHT, WHAT DID I TELL YOU AGAIN?"

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ABOUT THE AREA 51 STUFF AND THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES.

"ABOUT THE AREA 51 STUFF AND THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES."

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ALL THAT STUFF IS TRUE, BRENDON, ALL RIGHT?

"ALL THAT STUFF IS TRUE, BRENDON, ALL RIGHT?"

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THAT'S THE STUFF THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT.

"THAT'S THE STUFF THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT."

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RIGHT.

"RIGHT."

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PROBABLY WHY THEY FAILED YOU, YOU KNOW?

"PROBABLY WHY THEY FAILED YOU, YOU KNOW?"

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BECAUSE YOU'RE IN ON IT, NOW YOU'RE COMPLICIT,

"BECAUSE YOU'RE IN ON IT, NOW YOU'RE COMPLICIT,"

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NOW YOU KNOW. RIGHT.

"NOW YOU KNOW. RIGHT."

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NOW YOU'RE SINGLED OUT. SURE.

"NOW YOU'RE SINGLED OUT. SURE."

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YOU GOT TO WATCH YOUR BACK. RIGHT.

"YOU GOT TO WATCH YOUR BACK. RIGHT."

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YOU REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT AREA 51?

"YOU REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT AREA 51?"

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YEAH, IT'S WHERE THEY STORE THE FROZEN BODIES

"YEAH, IT'S WHERE THEY STORE THE FROZEN BODIES"

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OF THE ALIENS THAT LANDED ON EARTH.

"OF THE ALIENS THAT LANDED ON EARTH."

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WHAT ABOUT AREA 52?

"WHAT ABOUT AREA 52?"

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THAT'S WHERE THEY STORE THE FROZEN BODIES OF THE ILLEGAL ALIENS.

"THAT'S WHERE THEY STORE THE FROZEN BODIES OF THE ILLEGAL ALIENS."

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ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

"ALL RIGHT, GOOD."

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IT'S ALSO A PORN MOVIE.

"IT'S ALSO A PORN MOVIE."

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NOW, WHY CAN'T YOU DO THAT ON A TEST?

"NOW, WHY CAN'T YOU DO THAT ON A TEST?"

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WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME, IT'S EASY.

"WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME, IT'S EASY."

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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WRITE THIS STUFF DOWN.

"ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WRITE THIS STUFF DOWN."

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I WOULD HAVE HAD THEY ASKED ME ABOUT IT.

"I WOULD HAVE HAD THEY ASKED ME ABOUT IT."

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WELL, WHAT DID THEY ASK YOU ABOUT?

"WELL, WHAT DID THEY ASK YOU ABOUT?"

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HISTORICAL FIGURES.

"HISTORICAL FIGURES."

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THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

"THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT."

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LIKE JIMMY HOFFA?

"LIKE JIMMY HOFFA?"

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NO, MORE LIKE WASHINGTON.

"NO, MORE LIKE WASHINGTON."

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WELL, YOU JUST PLUG IN THE AREA 51 ANSWER.

"WELL, YOU JUST PLUG IN THE AREA 51 ANSWER."

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MM...YEAH.

"MM...YEAH."

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THEY ASK YOU ANYTHING ABOUT SAM ADAMS?

"THEY ASK YOU ANYTHING ABOUT SAM ADAMS?"

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I KNOW ABOUT HIM.

"I KNOW ABOUT HIM."

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HE WAS A BREWER AND A PATRIOT,

"HE WAS A BREWER AND A PATRIOT,"

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AND I KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.

"AND I KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE."

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IT'S ON THE LABEL.

"IT'S ON THE LABEL."

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HAD FUNNY HAIR. YEAH.

"HAD FUNNY HAIR. YEAH."

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WANT TO GO SEE A MOVIE? SURE.

"WANT TO GO SEE A MOVIE? SURE."

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LET'S HIT IT.

"LET'S HIT IT."

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I WONDER IF YOU'RE A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED.

"I WONDER IF YOU'RE A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED."

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YEAH.

"YEAH."

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THIS IS CRAZY, BUT MAYBE YOU MIGHT BE WORKING

"THIS IS CRAZY, BUT MAYBE YOU MIGHT BE WORKING"

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A LITTLE TOO MUCH ON YOUR FILMS.

"A LITTLE TOO MUCH ON YOUR FILMS."

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THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY,

"THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY,"

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BUT, MOM, I'M GETTING PRESSURED BY MELISSA AND JASON

"BUT, MOM, I'M GETTING PRESSURED BY MELISSA AND JASON"

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TO BRING THESE MOVIES IN ON TIME AND UNDER BUDGET,

"TO BRING THESE MOVIES IN ON TIME AND UNDER BUDGET,"

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SO, YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT TO...

"SO, YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT TO..."

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I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND LIKE A BROKEN RECORD, BRENDON,

"I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND LIKE A BROKEN RECORD, BRENDON,"

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BUT, YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE FAILING.

"BUT, YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE FAILING."

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YOU THINK IT'S GREAT?

"YOU THINK IT'S GREAT?"

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BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAVE SO MUCH MONEY NOT PAYING FOR YOU TO GO TO FILM SCHOOL.

"BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAVE SO MUCH MONEY NOT PAYING FOR YOU TO GO TO FILM SCHOOL."

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I DON'T THINK I HAVE THE ENERGY RIGHT NOW IN MY LIFE TO BE TUTORED.

"I DON'T THINK I HAVE THE ENERGY RIGHT NOW IN MY LIFE TO BE TUTORED."

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WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT ENERGY YOU AREN'T USING ON YOUR HOMEWORK?

"WHAT ABOUT ALL THAT ENERGY YOU AREN'T USING ON YOUR HOMEWORK?"

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THAT'S...MOM, THAT'S A DIFFERENT CONVERSATION ENTIRELY.

"THAT'S...MOM, THAT'S A DIFFERENT CONVERSATION ENTIRELY."

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YOU COULD USE A LITTLE OF THAT ENERGY TO GET TUTORED.

"YOU COULD USE A LITTLE OF THAT ENERGY TO GET TUTORED."

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YEAH, YOU'RE JUST-- NOW WE'RE JUST TALKING IN CIRCLES, YOU KNOW?

"YEAH, YOU'RE JUST-- NOW WE'RE JUST TALKING IN CIRCLES, YOU KNOW?"

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