Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Flintstones - The Long, Long Weekend (S01E01)

"We're pretty far out, Fred, I hope we don't run into a sea serpent."
The Flintstones
"Sea serpent. Don't tell me you believe there are sea serpents."
The Flintstones
"Why, that's just a silly old myth."
The Flintstones
"Well, it could be, Fred, but I heard stories."
The Flintstones
"- Fred, I got a bite. - Pull it in."
The Flintstones
"Oh, boy, this is a whopper."
The Flintstones
"- What did you catch, Barney? - I think I caught a silly old myth."
The Flintstones
"What will I do, Fred?"
The Flintstones
"What will you do? Throw him back, that's what."
The Flintstones
"No, Dino, you can't go out till your daddy gets here."
The Flintstones
"- Hi, Wilma. - Hi, Betty. Come on in."
The Flintstones
"I can't, thanks. Barney is due home any second."
The Flintstones
"I just wanted to check with you. Are we going shopping tomorrow?"
The Flintstones
"Sure thing. Let's get an early start."
The Flintstones
"- What's with Dino? - Every night, the same thing."
The Flintstones
"Dino knows Fred gets home exactly at 5:00..."
The Flintstones
"and I let him out to greet Fred."
The Flintstones
"5:00 and here comes Fred."
The Flintstones
"Okay, Dino, he's home. Go say hello."
The Flintstones
"No, Dino, hold it, boy."
The Flintstones
"Now stop it, Dino."
The Flintstones
"You hear that, Dino, stop it."
The Flintstones
"This is embarrassing. All the neighbors are looking."
The Flintstones
"Now be a good boy, Dino, put him down easy in the easy chair."
The Flintstones
"Every day he misses that chair. I think he does it on purpose."
The Flintstones
"Dino wouldn't do that. Would you, Dino?"
The Flintstones
"- Hi, Fred. - Hi, Betty."
The Flintstones
"That Dino sure loves you."
The Flintstones
"When Dino loves you, you better belong to some good hospital plan."
The Flintstones
"Anytime you want to give him away, we'll take him."
The Flintstones
"Not a chance."
The Flintstones
"- Goodnight, Wilma. - Goodnight, Betty."
The Flintstones
"- Any mail today, honey? - The usual, Fred. More bills and more ads."
The Flintstones
"Bills and ads, that's all we ever get. I never get a letter from anyone."
The Flintstones
"A shipwrecked sailor on an island in the middle of the ocean..."
The Flintstones
"gets more notes in bottles than I get."
The Flintstones
"You don't get letters unless you write."
The Flintstones
"When was the last time you wrote a letter, Fred?"
The Flintstones
"I wrote a letter to my mother from Boy Scout camp."
The Flintstones
"That wasn't last summer, believe me."
The Flintstones
"I still can't figure it out. All the guys I used to know."
The Flintstones
"Close buddies... Out every night together. And I told them:"
The Flintstones
""Fellows, my getting married won't change a thing."
The Flintstones
""We'll still chum around together. We'll play cards at my house..."
The Flintstones
""my wife will make sandwiches for us. She's a good old Joe."
The Flintstones
""She'll be like one of the gang." What happened?"
The Flintstones
"I never hear a word from any of them."
The Flintstones
"You'd think one of them, just one of them, would write."
The Flintstones
"From what I saw of that old gang of yours, half of them never learned to write..."
The Flintstones
"and the other half can't read, except the big sign over the pool hall."
The Flintstones
"Oh, yeah? They all could read."
The Flintstones
"How else could they figure out their racing forms?"
The Flintstones
"Hey, Wilma, this ad is from Gus Gravel."
The Flintstones
"Who is Gus Gravel?"
The Flintstones
"He's one of the old gang I was just telling you about."
The Flintstones
"- He wants to make a touch? - No, he doesn't."
The Flintstones
"He's sent a nice friendly form..."
The Flintstones
"announcing that he's running a hotel at the seashore."
The Flintstones
"Seashore? Well, since you never take me anyplace..."
The Flintstones
"there's no chance of running into him, which is good."
The Flintstones
"Oh, yeah?"
The Flintstones
"Hey, wait a minute, Wilma. Tomorrow starts a three-day weekend."
The Flintstones
"We could get down to Gus's hotel. He might give us a rate for old time's sake."
The Flintstones
"I've got no old times with Gus-what's-his-name."
The Flintstones
"I don't even know him. And if he's one of the old gang..."
The Flintstones
"- I'd just as soon keep it that way. - There you go again..."
The Flintstones
"judging people you don't even know. That's your big trouble, Wilma."
The Flintstones
"No, it isn't. My big trouble is you..."
The Flintstones
"and the way you wolf food down. It's getting bigger all the time."
The Flintstones
""The way I wolf food down!""
The Flintstones
"When I come home after a hard day's work..."
The Flintstones
"I need some nourishment."
The Flintstones
"She did it again."
The Flintstones
"What happened to what we were talking about?"
The Flintstones
"Every time a guy calmly discusses something with his wife..."
The Flintstones
"somehow he ends up defending himself from something else."
The Flintstones
"They throw you a long slow curve and then the fast break."
The Flintstones
"What were we talking about?"
The Flintstones
"Yeah, Gus Gravel and his hotel."
The Flintstones
"After I wolf down my dinner, I'll give him a ring."
The Flintstones
"That's the way it is, Mr. Gravel, I speak for the entire staff."
The Flintstones
"Now either you pay us or we all quit."
The Flintstones
"Be reasonable, Harvey."
The Flintstones
"I'm holding your money for you until the end of the season..."
The Flintstones
"so you won't fritter it away."
The Flintstones
"Fritter, shmitter, we're walking out right now."
The Flintstones
"Go find yourself some other pigeons."
The Flintstones
"Oh, boy. If only I hadn't bet the payroll on that fifth race."
The Flintstones
"Without them I won't be able to handle the convention crowd..."
The Flintstones
"that's coming this weekend."
The Flintstones
"There's always a way out. I'll think positively."
The Flintstones
"That's it, positive thinking."
The Flintstones
"That did it, I'm positively ruined."
The Flintstones
"Gravel Hotel, where the surf meets the rocks."
The Flintstones
"- Gus Gravel speaking. - Hiya, Smoothy!"
The Flintstones
"- We used to call Gus "Smoothy," Wilma. - It figures."
The Flintstones
"- This is your old pal Fred. - Fred? Fred who?"
The Flintstones
"Flintstone. Hiya, Lard."
The Flintstones
"- They used to call me "Lard." - Why not?"
The Flintstones
"How's the old married man?"
The Flintstones
"Great, just great."
The Flintstones
"Smoo, I was thinking of running down to your place for the big weekend."
The Flintstones
"Do you think you could give the wife and I a special rate?"
The Flintstones
"Here's the end of a beautiful friendship."
The Flintstones
"You can! Gee, that's swell. You're a real friend."
The Flintstones
"By the way..."
The Flintstones
"my next-door neighbor and his wife ain't got no plans..."
The Flintstones
"if I bring them along, can they get a rate, too?"
The Flintstones
"Tell you what, Fred."
The Flintstones
"You bring them along and it won't cost a cent."
The Flintstones
"You'll all be my guests."
The Flintstones
"Gosh, we couldn't do that. We'd want to pay for something."
The Flintstones
"For our soap and towels, at least."
The Flintstones
"Okay, Smoothy, the soap and towels are free, too."
The Flintstones
"Goodbye, Fred. See you all this weekend."
The Flintstones
"Boy, what a break."
The Flintstones
"Yeah, I always could talk old fatso Freddie into being my pigeon."
The Flintstones
"If his friends are as gullible as he is, I'll con them into working for me."
The Flintstones
"And I'll be able to handle the convention after all."
The Flintstones
"Old Smoothy."
The Flintstones
Show more clips