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Clips from The Flintstones - The Long, Long Weekend (S01E01)

"I'd forgotten that name, but it fits."
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"I'm still the old Smoothy."
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"I don't get it, Fred."
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"Why would he give Betty and me a free vacation?"
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"I told you, because he's a sweet, generous, lovable guy."
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"There are a few of us left, you know."
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"It doesn't sound right to me, but count me in. I'd love to go."
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"Sure, I'd love to go."
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"But Barney and I'd rather pay our own way."
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"This Gus person won't accept any money."
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"He insists it's all on the house for old time's sake."
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"There's something screwy about a hotel owner who won't take money..."
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"but I guess we have nothing to lose."
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"Nothing, except three days away from housework."
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"No ironing, no cooking, no dishes, no cleaning."
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"- Say no more, let's start packing. - Right."
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"- Come on, Fred, let's get going. - We've got to check our list first."
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"Go ahead, Barney."
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"- Dino? - At the vet's."
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"- Fishing gear? - Check."
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"- Bowling balls? - Check."
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"- Ping-pong set? - Check-a-roony."
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"- Swimsuits? - Check-a-doodle."
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"- Catcher's mitt? - Check."
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"- Skin-diving gear? - Check-a-red-check."
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"We're only going for three days. We're not going to compete in the Olympics."
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"And I don't want to spend the three days sitting here listening to an inventory."
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"Okay, we had to do this so we wouldn't forget anything."
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"Now we're all set. See?"
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"- What's the matter, Fred? - I forgot the car keys."
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"Women have no sense of humor."
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"Fred Flintstone!"
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"Gus Gravel!"
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"Boy, am I glad to see you."
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"How are you, fatso? You haven't changed a bit."
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"How do you do it, Fred? How do you stay so young?"
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"Why, I exercise a lot, Gus. I lift weights."
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"Oh, brother, the only exercise he gets is lifting food to his mouth."
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"Who are those two gorgeous dolls?"
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"Where?"
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"That's my wife, Wilma."
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"Hello, Mr. Gravel."
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"And Mr. And Mrs. Barney Rubble, our neighbors."
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"- How do you do? - Hiya, Gus."
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"How do you two guys rate such beautiful girls?"
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"No wonder I never found the right girl to marry."
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"All the best ones are gone."
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"Now, I'll take your stuff up to your rooms."
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"You change into something more comfortable and run down to the beach..."
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"while I order up a little lunch for you."
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"How about that guy Gus?"
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"What a sweet guy."
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"It's working out great."
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"Smoothy strikes again."
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"- This is the life, Betty. - It sure is."
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"Nothing to do but lie on the beach for three days."
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"I wonder what the poor people are doing."
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"Hey, you guys, last one in is a rotten dodo egg."
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"- Fred, you'll hurt yourself. - Careful, Fred."
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"That's okay, he belongs to a hospital plan."
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"I knew it."
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"Hold on, Fred, I'm coming."
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"- Is he all right, Barney? - Yeah, he's coming out of it now."
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"What are you all standing around for?"
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"Let's have some fun!"
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"Fred, can't you stay put for five minutes?"
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"Five minutes! What for? We're only going to be here for three days."
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"- Barney, how about going fishing? - Okay, good idea, Fred..."
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"maybe we'll catch a mermaid."
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"Come on, skipper, let's get going."
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"Boy, this outboard motor is heavy."
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"We're pretty far out, Fred, I hope we don't run into a sea serpent."
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"Sea serpent. Don't tell me you believe there are sea serpents."
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"Why, that's just a silly old myth."
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"Well, it could be, Fred, but I heard stories."
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"- Fred, I got a bite. - Pull it in."
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"- Oh, boy, this is a whopper. - What did you catch, Barney?"
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"I think I caught a silly old myth."
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"What will I do, Fred?"
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"What will you do? Throw him back, that's what."
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"- Look out, Fred, you're rocking the boat. - It's you, you knucklehead."
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"Help!"
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"- Look, Betty, isn't that Fred and Barney? - How could it be, they're fishing."
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"Front desk."
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"Would you repeat that, madam?"
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"No, not that part."
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"You say there's two men in your room in a rowboat?"
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"Very well, we'll send the house detective up to take care of the two men."
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"You'll have to take care of the rowboat yourself."
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"Really."
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"I was never so humiliated in my life."
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"You're just lucky we were able to calm that woman down."
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"Now, either you stay out of trouble, or you sit quietly on the beach."
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"Wilma is right, Fred, let's just relax for a while."
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"Relax! Are you kidding?"
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"We're on a vacation."
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"You and I are going skin diving, Barney."
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"These vacation athletes get me down. Where are they now?"
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"Here comes Fred, but where's Barney?"
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"There's Barney."
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"They're just like a couple of kids, always playing games."
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"That's the last time I go skin diving..."
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"with this guy."
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"Here comes Fred and his gang. Time for me to go into my act."
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"Yeah, we're all tired, but a nice dinner will snap us out of it."
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"I'll see what old Smoothy has on the menu."
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"Hi, Smoo, how about a little lunch?"
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"Hey, pal, you all right?"
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"Hello, Fred."
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"What happened? You look terrible."
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"Fred, I don't know how to tell you. I feel like a heel."
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"Tell me what, pal?"
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"I invite you people here for a good time and what happens?"
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"My whole staff walks out on me."
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"- That's too bad, Smoothy. - Thanks, Fred, thanks..."
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"but it's my trouble, not yours."
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"I couldn't possibly ask you to help out."
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"- Help out? - Yeah."
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"Remember how the old gang used to help each other out in the old days?"
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"Yeah."
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