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Clips from Seinfeld - The Money (S08E08)

"I wish I could believe you."
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"Hey, Elaine, do you have some free time tomorrow afternoon?"
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"-Me? -Yeah, because you're perfect."
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"You're a calculating, cold-hearted business woman."
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"When there's dirty work to be done, you don't mind stomping on throats."
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"Oh, come on."
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"Situation number four: You're breathing on your own..."
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"...you're conscious, but with no muscular function."
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"Well, would I be able to communicate?"
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"I don't see how."
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"I don't like the sound of this one."
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"Yeah, let's pull the cord, huh?"
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"Yank it like you're starting a mower."
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"Moving on."
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"You have liver, kidneys and gallbladder..."
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"...but no central nervous system."
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"Well, I gotta have a central nervous system."
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"Okay. One lung, blind, and you're eating through a tube."
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"No, that's not my style."
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"Boring."
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"All right. You can eat, but machines do everything else."
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"I'd stick."
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"Yeah, yeah, stick, because I could still go to the coffee shop."
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"That's right."
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"-Hello, Milos. -Jerry."
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"Thank God you got my message."
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"Thank you so much for coming down here. Listen--"
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"You know, I spent $200 on a racket..."
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"...I thought you knew what you were talking about."
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"You can't even play."
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"Believe me, it is Milos' great shame..."
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"...but, Jerry, I could lose my business if anybody find out."
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"How would you like extra year membership on the club?"
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"-Free, no charge. -You could do that?"
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"Jerry, for you, anything."
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"Game, set and match, huh, Milos?"
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"Jerry, I'm so sorry."
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"They tell me there is no way they can do it."
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"Is there anything else I could do for you? Anything at all?"
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"I refund your money."
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"Milos, I don't even care about the money."
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"I just feel like I was taken by the worst tennis player--"
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"I make it up to you."
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"Yeah, you make it up to me."
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"Tennis, anyone?"
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"Oh, this is the one Vincent told me about."
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"The Pain and the Yearning."
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""An old woman experiences pain and yearning.""
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"A hundred and ninety-two minutes?"
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"That's a lot of yearning, huh?"
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"You know, these movies are great..."
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"...but they are just so emotionally exhausting."
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"Well, what you need is some summertime adolescent high jinks."
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"-Really? -Let's see what Dr. Gene prescribes."
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"Oh, here. Weekend at Bernie's II. Now, that's an hilarious premise."
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"-Well-- -Yeah, get it."
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"-Yeah, I could use a chuckle. -Yeah."
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"-What are you getting? -Nothing."
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"I'm gonna finish watching The Other Side of Darkness."
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"-How much you got left? -About two hours."
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"Yeah, she shot in that coma pretty quick."
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"Bernie is dead, you morons."
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"Just because he's wearing sunglasses, he looks alive?"
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"How long is this weekend, anyway?"
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"-Hello? -How's the movie, Elaine?"
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"-Vincent? -A Gene pick."
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"How could you? I thought we had something special."
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"No, it doesn't mean anything."
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"I'm not even gonna rewind it."
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"Vincent?"
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"All right. Let's get to it."
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"Wait a minute. What about Reilly?"
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"Reilly doesn't work here anymore."
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"What? I didn't hear about that."
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"We only wake you up for the important meetings."
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"-Hello. -Hello."
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"Didn't I see you at the pro shop yesterday?"
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"I think so. I'm Patty. Milos gave me your address."
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"I hope you don't mind me waiting for you here."
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"Oh, that Milos."
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"Well, what should we do? Care for a cup of coffee?"
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"Why don't we just go up to your apartment?"
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"All right."
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"Gotta be an easier way."
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"Doctor, how's her coma?"
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"Oh, exactly the same."
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"Wait a minute."
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"She's coming out of the coma."
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"Mrs. Albright, can you hear me? Are you okay?"
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"I feel so rested and refreshed."
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"Get me a toothbrush."
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"So you play tennis?"
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"Enough talk, Jerry."
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"Not for me. I love chatting."
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"No, no, I can't do this."
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"I can't go through with this, not even for him."
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"-Who? -Milos, my husband."
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"Your husband?"
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"And so concerned was he that word of his poor tennis skills might leak out..."
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"...he chose to offer you his wife as some sort of medieval sexual payola."
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"He's new around here."
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"So details."
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"Well, I didn't sleep with her."
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"Because of society, right?"
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"Yes, George, because of society."
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"So how did the big meeting turn out?"
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"Reilly is no longer with the club. Can you believe that?"
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"You're better off. Now you can just let it go."
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"Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna let it go."
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"You never had the right comeback, anyway."
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"Are you insane?"
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""Jerk store" would have smoked that guy."
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"Smoked him, I say."
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"Oh, Jerry, listen."
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"I saw the rest of that movie, The Other Side of Darkness."
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"The coma lady wakes up at the end."
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"Oh, I wanted to see that. Thanks. Thanks a lot."
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"I didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma."
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"I didn't know it was possible not to know that."
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"How was Eric Roberts as the husband?"
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