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Clips from Seinfeld - The Money (S08E08)

"Oh, unforgettable."
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"I gotta find Elaine. You know, she's gonna pull my plug."
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"What? "Betrayed"?"
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"Oh, Vincent, I'm so sorry."
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"Hey, hey, listen, Elaine, I changed my mind about the whole coma thing."
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"Yeah, I decided I'm up for it."
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"Kramer, do you have any idea what you've done?"
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"Excuse me."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Vincent stopped making picks."
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"Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?"
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"We have a wide variety of Gene picks."
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"Gene's trash."
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"I'm Gene."
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"Hi."
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"Milos, I can assure you, I had no intention of telling anyone..."
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"...about your unbelievably bad tennis playing."
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"Thank you, but unfortunately, I have much larger problems to fry."
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"My wife, she has no respect for Milos anymore."
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"I guess that's a risk you run when you dabble in the flesh trade."
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"Patty, she-- She loves tennis as much like I do."
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"Would you--? Will you let me beat you in tennis?"
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"That is the only way I can show her that I'm still a man."
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"I'll do it as long as there's no other girls around."
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"I mean, I wanna be a man too."
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"So you hurt Vincent's feelings?"
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"Look what came in the mail today."
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"What's this?"
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"It's the play button off his VCR."
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"Boy, look how far back it goes. It's like a tooth."
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"So guess where Mr. Ocean Phone turned up."
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"He's working for Firestone in Akron, Ohio."
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"-Ohio? -Yup."
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"I'm leaving first thing tomorrow morning."
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"You're flying to Akron just to zing a guy?"
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"Don't you understand? It's not about him."
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"To have a line as perfect as "jerk store" and to never use it."
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"I couldn't live with myself."
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"See, there are no jerk stores."
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"It's just a little confusing, is all."
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"It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it."
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"And I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience."
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"Not you."
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"Oh, these brittle bones."
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"How I long to be rid of the pain."
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"-Hello. -Elaine, it's Vincent."
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"Vincent. Where are you? I have to meet you."
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"No, I can't bear to have anyone see me."
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"Vincent, listen, I won't judge you the way everyone else does."
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"You're strange and beautiful and sensitive."
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"-Now, let's have a look at you. -All right."
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"But can you bring me a few things from the store?"
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"I haven't been out in a while."
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"Well, go around, you bunch of crazies."
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"Maniacs are gonna get us all killed."
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"Hi, can I help you?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm Cosmo Kramer."
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"Yeah, I had an appointment to annul my living will."
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"Oh, Mr. Kramer, you had a 1 0:30 appointment. It's 2:00."
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"Mr. Shellbach had a tennis lesson. He's gone for the day."
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"-Too good. -Another game for Milos!"
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"You're on fire today."
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"Hey, Patty, look at this guy. He's awful."
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"He's not a man, this Jerry."
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"He's not even married like I am."
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"Hey, Milos, I don't mind rolling over here..."
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"...but could you lighten up on the "not a man" stuff?"
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"Hey, everybody, look. The little chicken girl wants me to ease up."
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"He can't handle this. He cries like a woman."
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"Hello? Vincent?"
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"Elaine?"
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"I got what you asked."
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"Just leave it and go."
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"Well, can I come in?"
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"No, go away, now."
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"No, no, Vincent, l.... Oh, don't shut me out."
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"I just-- I know you feel what I feel."
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"-Excuse me, can I help you? -Oh, damn it."
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"-I'm here to see Vincent. -Well, I'm his mother."
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"-Vincent, what's going on here? -No, my acne!"
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"Acne?"
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"What do you have here?"
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"Vodka, cigarettes, fireworks."
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"What kind of a sick woman brings this to a 1 5-year-old?"
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"We have the same taste in movies."
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"Did he send you part of our VCR?"
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"Vincent?"
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"Look at the big baby."
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"Hey, big baby, are you wetting yourself?"
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"Maybe it is time for you to be changed."
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"I told you to cut it out."
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"Come on, what are you doing?"
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"The baby got lucky on that one."
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"Shellbach. Hey."
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"Racket?"
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"So, George, you're proposing a Snow Tire Day at Yankee Stadium?"
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"As long as they don't throw them on the field."
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"Help yourself to some shrimp. I brought enough for everybody."
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"I have to say, this--"
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"This proposal doesn't make a whole lot of sense."
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"Well, you never know."
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"Let's see how many I can fit in my mouth."
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"You know, George..."
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"...the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."
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"Oh, yeah, Reilly?"
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"Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you."
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"What's the difference? You're their all-time bestseller."
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"Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife."
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"His wife's in a coma."
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"Hi. How's he doing?"
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"He's been sleeping a lot. He's still groggy."
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"I thought a movie might cheer him up."
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"-I got him a Gene pick. -What happened to Vincent?"
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"I'm kind of off of him."
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"Outlet?"
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""My wife's in a coma.""
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"Yeah? Well, the life-support machine called and.... Stupid."
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"Wait. Yes. That's what I should have said."
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