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Clips from Family Guy - Customer of the Week (S19E19)

"we'd like to announce this week's Customer of the Week."
Family Guy
"Ah. I've never seen them do it live."
Family Guy
"This must be what it feels like to see Bruce."
Family Guy
"This week's Customer of the Week is..."
Family Guy
"Lester!"
Family Guy
"Hey, Bon, Wednesday Wisdom's live!"
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"- Is it good? - No."
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"It's great!"
Family Guy
"You know what I think the problem is, Stewie?"
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"I need to show them"
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"that I deserve to be Customer of the Week."
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"- You don't. - Well, they probably see a woman like me and think,"
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"- "She's got it all." - They don't."
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"I know it's a silly little award,"
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"- but I don't ask for much. - You do."
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"And this is the one place,"
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"the one place that makes me feel happy."
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"- You aren't. - I don't understand what I'm doing wrong."
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"I‐I feel like I really vibe with everyone there."
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"- You don't. - I'm one of their best customers."
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"You know, if I stopped showing up,"
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"they'd probably wonder where I went."
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"- They wouldn't. - Because I'm a nice person."
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"- You're not. - I tip in cash."
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"- So? - And I can't think of one reason"
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"- why they wouldn't pick me. - I can."
Family Guy
"Oh, thanks for listening, Stewie."
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"- I had no choice. - You know, I'm gonna show them"
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"that I deserve to win this award."
Family Guy
"I need this‐‐ just like I needed"
Family Guy
"my own Gregor "The Mountain" Clegane."
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"- Next. - Hi, Gil."
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"Uh, can I get..."
Family Guy
"Pound of honey ham. Cut it thin."
Family Guy
"Oh, excuse me, I believe I was next."
Family Guy
"Step aside, lady."
Family Guy
"Yeah, hi, Gil."
Family Guy
"Can I try a piece of the pepper turkey?"
Family Guy
"Here you go. Anything else today?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, the coffee, and you know what?"
Family Guy
"I'll take that piece of artwork for sale on the wall."
Family Guy
"Really? That's my painting."
Family Guy
"Wha...? Is it?"
Family Guy
"You are very talented."
Family Guy
"Well, how much do I owe you?"
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"- $600. - $600?"
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"Do you still want it?"
Family Guy
"Of course."
Family Guy
"It's important to support local artists"
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"by spending a year's worth of co‐pays"
Family Guy
"on a painting of a..."
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"...bridge."
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"A ladder and an apple."
Family Guy
"A ladder and an apple! What a theme!"
Family Guy
"Can you split it on two debit cards?"
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"- I have a limit. - I can't really ring it up on the register."
Family Guy
"- It has to be cash. -"
Family Guy
"Perfect!"
Family Guy
"- By the way, I told you. - Told me what?"
Family Guy
"I told you nobody could tell I was drinking."
Family Guy
"- No one cares. - I care. I do."
Family Guy
"Here, take this. Start recording right before they say my name."
Family Guy
"And hold it landscape, not portrait."
Family Guy
"This is an important moment, not a fast‐food worker fight."
Family Guy
"I wish it was a fast‐food worker fight."
Family Guy
"- What? - I wish it was a fast‐food worker fight."
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"Welcome, everybody."
Family Guy
"This week's Customer of the Week is..."
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"...Terry Newcustomer."
Family Guy
"Wow, this is so unexpected, because I'm such a new customer."
Family Guy
"Lois, should I stop recording?"
Family Guy
"Oh, you got a text."
Family Guy
"Oh, I clicked it."
Family Guy
"Oh, it's Bonnie."
Family Guy
"She's responding to you."
Family Guy
"Oh, about me. Oh, I'm reading the old texts."
Family Guy
"Oh, I should stop."
Family Guy
"Oh, but I can't."
Family Guy
"Oh, you're unhappy."
Family Guy
"Oh, who's Greg?"
Family Guy
"Oh, there's Greg."
Family Guy
"All right, on three, everyone say their favorite Spider‐Man."
Family Guy
"All right? One, two, three."
Family Guy
"What?!"
Family Guy
"In fact, there'd be no superhero movies without Tobey Maguire."
Family Guy
"No way! Garfield never got a chance."
Family Guy
"Is Affleck the best Batman?"
Family Guy
"No. But he had the best Batman body."
Family Guy
"He'll be the first ex‐Spider‐Man to win an Oscar."
Family Guy
"Just 'cause it's in animation, people think it's not legit."
Family Guy
"I don't get it!"
Family Guy
"Wait, Spider‐Man?"
Family Guy
"He's a guy with spider powers."
Family Guy
"Can't I have one thing in my life?"
Family Guy
"Is that too much to ask?"
Family Guy
"What is it, do they hate me?"
Family Guy
"Because astrologically I'm very compatible"
Family Guy
"with Kyle H. and Lisa."
Family Guy
"I'm a Gemini and they're both Aquarius,"
Family Guy
"so we're natural matches!"
Family Guy
"Kyle is a Virgo, which doesn't match with Gemini,"
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"but they're supposed to at least care about people!"
Family Guy
"What am I missing?"
Family Guy
"You know, Mom, if you really want to get noticed,"
Family Guy
"you should save one of their lives."
Family Guy
"- What? - There was a kid at school"
Family Guy
"who got a whole page in the yearbook dedicated to him"
Family Guy
"because he saved a kid who had a peanut allergy."
Family Guy
"Peanut allergy?"
Family Guy
"I have a peanut allergy."
Family Guy
"Yeah. This kid accidentally ate something with peanuts in it"
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"and the other kid came over"
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"and Pulp Fictioned him with an EpiPen."
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"Huh..."
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"I can't even touch peanuts."
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"That kid was a hero."
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"Hero..."
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"You flush it!"
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"It scares me when it goes away."
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"Yes... hero."
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