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Clips from Family Guy - Customer of the Week (S19E19)

"I'll be a hero,"
Family Guy
"and then they'll have to make me Customer of the Week."
Family Guy
"Why is this story all about Mom this week?"
Family Guy
"What, are we giving Seth's voice a rest?"
Family Guy
"Okay, I'll just pour some of these Planters peanuts"
Family Guy
"into Lisa's car."
Family Guy
"The official peanut"
Family Guy
"of poisoning people with allergies."
Family Guy
"What? No, she's kidding!"
Family Guy
"Come on,"
Family Guy
"top hat, gloves, shoes, no other clothes."
Family Guy
"I'm a good guy!"
Family Guy
"Okay, now I wait for her to get in her car"
Family Guy
"and start to have a reaction."
Family Guy
"Then I'll swoop in and save her with this EpiPen."
Family Guy
"Then I'll be a lock to be Customer of the Week."
Family Guy
"Stewie, you okay back there?"
Family Guy
"Having fun playing with Mommy's phone?"
Family Guy
"Yup. I put the headphones up my nose,"
Family Guy
"but I made it work."
Family Guy
"Okay, there she is."
Family Guy
"She's walking to her car..."
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"she's getting out her keys..."
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"she's starting her car..."
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"driving away?"
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"Damn it, I didn't put enough peanuts in there."
Family Guy
"Oh, shaving cream!"
Family Guy
"Ooh, shaving cream."
Family Guy
"Oh..."
Family Guy
"shaving cream."
Family Guy
"Oh, good."
Family Guy
"Oh, shaving cream."
Family Guy
"Mom, why are we at the hospital to visit your barista?"
Family Guy
"Chris, I promise that if one of your baristas"
Family Guy
"ever gets into an accident, I'll go to the hospital, too."
Family Guy
"Okay. That's all I wanted to hear."
Family Guy
"I've got a lot of baristas who make questionable choices."
Family Guy
"Hi, you must be Lisa's mother."
Family Guy
"How's she doing?"
Family Guy
"Did she say what happened?"
Family Guy
"No, she's mostly just said..."
Family Guy
"Oh, that's not a good moan."
Family Guy
"Well, apparently, someone put peanuts in her car"
Family Guy
"and she's deathly allergic."
Family Guy
"Oh, no."
Family Guy
"Here are flowers."
Family Guy
"She took those from a guardrail memorial."
Family Guy
"D‐Do they have any leads on who could have done it?"
Family Guy
"No."
Family Guy
"Good. Grief!"
Family Guy
""Good grief," is what Charlie Brown would say here."
Family Guy
"Peanuts. Probably a poor choice of reference."
Family Guy
"But they're going to check the parking lot surveillance tape"
Family Guy
"to see who did."
Family Guy
"Surveillance tape? Good grief!"
Family Guy
"Uh, who are you again?"
Family Guy
"I'm a... a very good customer."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, I've got to go."
Family Guy
"Exit stage left!"
Family Guy
"That was a very sad door to run in to."
Family Guy
"What the hell? Lois?"
Family Guy
"Put the phone down, Kyle H."
Family Guy
"...so then I start hearing people say"
Family Guy
"there are different levels"
Family Guy
"of peanut allergies and I was like, "Levels?""
Family Guy
"I mean, when I hear allergy, I think rash,"
Family Guy
"not throat‐close‐car‐crash."
Family Guy
"Okay, well, I‐I'm so glad that we could talk about this"
Family Guy
"and that you understand how we got to where we are."
Family Guy
"So, are you gonna let me go?"
Family Guy
"Yes."
Family Guy
"I mean, once I figure out this whole kerfuffle."
Family Guy
"Oh."
Family Guy
"Why, are you scared, Kyle H.?"
Family Guy
"This isn't scary."
Family Guy
"I'm a good person."
Family Guy
"Now, there are two ways"
Family Guy
"you can give me your absolute trust,"
Family Guy
"or I can get you hooked on heroin."
Family Guy
"Heroin's not bad."
Family Guy
"Not having heroin, that's what's bad."
Family Guy
"Y‐You can trust me. It's just..."
Family Guy
"Just what?"
Family Guy
"I have a cat."
Family Guy
"Someone needs to feed him."
Family Guy
"Now, a bad person would say "who cares" here."
Family Guy
"But since I am a good person,"
Family Guy
"I will take care of your cat."
Family Guy
"Now, open your mouth, I'm gonna stuff"
Family Guy
"my son's baseball sock in it."
Family Guy
"What the hell? Who are you?"
Family Guy
"Oh, hello."
Family Guy
"Um, hi, I'm Kyle H.'s cat‐sitter."
Family Guy
"He didn't tell me he had roommates"
Family Guy
"who could feed his cat for him."
Family Guy
"Wait, why do you have his laser pointer"
Family Guy
"and Heisenberg keychain?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, his keychain flair is how he expresses his quirkiness."
Family Guy
"He must be in danger!"
Family Guy
"You can't leave us like this, lady."
Family Guy
"Don't say "lady.""
Family Guy
"It makes me feel old."
Family Guy
"And why is everyone acting like this is my fault?"
Family Guy
"If anything, it's Kyle H.'s fault."
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"I'm a good person."
Family Guy
"People are gonna know we're gone."
Family Guy
"I promised my boyfriend that I'd..."
Family Guy
"- Wait, you're gay? - Yeah."
Family Guy
"You sound surprised."
Family Guy
"I don't know, you just don't present as gay."
Family Guy
"Oh, so gays "present"?"
Family Guy
"No, no, no, that's not‐‐"
Family Guy
"What? I'm woke, okay?"
Family Guy
"Is he your boyfriend?"
Family Guy
"No, I'm not gay."
Family Guy
"What? But you're roommates."
Family Guy
"- So? - So?!"
Family Guy
"And that's not weird?"
Family Guy
"I mean, do you have your own bathrooms?"
Family Guy
"- No. - What, so you just walk around"
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