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Clips from Family Guy - Customer of the Week (S19E19)

"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old‐fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Alexa, what's in the news this morning?"
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"Here is your morning briefing."
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"In Washington, D. C., Congress has passed a measure.."
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"Alexa, skip to celebrity birthdays."
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"Mario Lopez is 47 years old today."
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"No way! Someone should tell his face."
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"I know, right?"
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"Seriously!"
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"Okay, see you later, Alexa."
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"You're my best friend."
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"And you're... you're awesome, Lois."
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"Best friends."
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"MEG Hey, Mom, my period started on the couch."
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"You wanted to have a family, you wanted this life."
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"My shoes are on the roof. Get 'em."
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"- ♪ The driver on the bus peeks to check his phone ♪ - Come on, move your arm up."
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"- Up. Close your hand. - ♪ Check his phone ♪"
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"- Okay, push it through. Good. - ♪ Check his phone ♪"
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"- Just let me do it. - ♪ The driver on the bus peeks to check his phone ♪"
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"- Other arm. Almost done. - ♪ Whoops, he hit a dog ♪"
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"Move your thumb. Move your thumb. Push."
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"- There. Done. - ♪ The driver on the bus ♪"
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"♪ Says, "Shut up, shut up, shut up ♪"
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"♪ Let me think for a second." ♪"
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"Why did you do this?"
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"If they didn't want us to put our foot down there,"
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"they shouldn't make it a perfect fit for a toilet shoe."
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"- Who's "they"? - Uh, Big Toilet?"
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""Big Toilet"? Is that a thing?"
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"Shh!"
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"Welcome back to the Stuff You Should Just Spend"
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"the Money On podcast."
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""Expressing Your Dog's Anal Glands.""
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"Yeah, you really don't want to DIY on the anal glands."
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"Just spend the money. It can't cost more than,"
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"- I don't know, 30 bucks. -"
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"- $30 is three months of Netflix. -"
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"So don't watch The Crown for three months."
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"- I like The Crown. - What if I like The Crown?"
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"- Watch it all in one weekend. -"
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"If you don't finish a Netflix series in a weekend,"
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"- that's on you. - Lois, can we just..."
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"can we just kiss a little first?"
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"You know what? I think it's actually starting"
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"to clear up on its own. ♪ Whoa, Black Betty ♪"
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"♪ Bam‐a‐lam, hey, Black Betty ♪"
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"♪ Bam‐a‐lam! ♪"
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"‐"
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"Take a bite out of my ass, you sack of dirt!"
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"Ah... you made it."
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"Morning, Kyle, Lisa, Kyle H."
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"Morning, Lois."
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"What'll it be this morning? The usual?"
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"Ah, you know it. And with the morning I had,"
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"better make it a large."
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"So the usual."
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"How are the muffins this morning, Lisa?"
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"Oh, not the banana nut, 'cause I know you're allergic to nuts."
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"That's right, I am. Good memory."
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"Well, it's what makes you so unique."
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"Hurry up!"
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"You know, I always thought that peanut allergies"
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"just went away when you became an adult."
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"You know, like tonsils."
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"Tonsils go away, right?"
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"I thought I read that."
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"What are tonsils?"
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"Anyway, let me put in my card."
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"I got one with a chip on it."
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"It's like we're living in the Star Wars."
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"Okay, tip."
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"I'll do cash."
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"Good, you heard me."
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""Would you like to donate a cup of coffee"
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"to a soldier overseas?""
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"Yeah, that seems like a good cause."
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"Hey. Here's your free cup of coffee"
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"- from a lady in Rhode Island. - What?"
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"Excuse me. Are you in line for the bathroom?"
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"- No. - Oh."
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"Then move!"
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"‐ ‐Give me the key!"
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"So, how was everybody's day?"
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"- I made the football team... - Congratulations."
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"...throw up because I put cleaner in the Gatorade."
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"Still pretty good."
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"You know, the funniest thing happened to me today."
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"I go to this coffee shop every morning,"
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"and they do this fun thing where every week"
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"they choose a Customer of the Week."
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"It's just a silly thing, which is why it's so fun."
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"Anyway, I've never been picked."
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"Which is fine."
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"The thing is..."
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"Oh, boy."
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"...I'm friendly, I always tip,"
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"I almost never say anything when foreigners loudly FaceTime,"
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"and in general, I'm a pretty good person."
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"Right?"
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"Yeah. I mean, you show little patience"
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"for the handicapped at times, but... yeah."
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"Yeah, it just, it just feels like"
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"it should probably be my time."
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"Well, maybe this'll be your week."
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"Oh, you think so?"
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"I don't know. That‐that felt like"
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"the right thing to say, so I said it."
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"I do impulsive things."
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"That's how I ended up getting Rod Stewart's hair."
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"Morning, luv."
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"Mind if I sing a tune into your vagina?"
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"Everybody, if we could have your attention,"
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