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Clips from The Monkees - Dance, Monkee, Dance (S01E01)

"Well, this one is binding."
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"Oh. Well, loopholes."
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"There aren't any."
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"This is out-outrageous. Fine. You mean to tell me"
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"that if I took this contract, and I signed it here-"
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"And there."
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"and there, that I would be forced to take your dance class for life?"
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"Right, councilor. Welcome to Renaldo's Dance Au Go Go."
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"Ha ha ha."
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"One, two, three... ouch! Oh, Micky, it's not one, two, four, three."
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"I'm sorry, man. I got this hang up with my feet. I don't know."
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"Well, I see now you can't send a boy to do a man's boj,"
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"uh, uh, job, uh, badge. Uh, you can't boj a boy to send a job..."
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"One, two. You're doing better, Micky, but let me lead."
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"Alright. I got this hang up with my hands too. One."
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"One."
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"Two, three, four, sit and kiss."
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"Now, you want to sign here?"
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"Rrr. And down there. Rrr-ruff!"
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"Oh, that's my tiger."
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"One, two, three, four, sit and kiss."
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"Oh, but the music has stopped?"
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"Well, who needs music?"
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"One, two... nuh, uh, one, two, three, four, uh."
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"Yeah, not only did I sign a lifetime contract, man, I enrolled for graduate work."
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"Mike, don't be depressed."
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"Yeah, I guess you're right. You know, my three is getting better. Three."
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"Now, if we're going to get out of Renaldo's grip,"
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"we've got to have somebody on the inside."
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"Three."
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"Hold it. I like the way you move, kid."
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"Welcome to the staff of Renaldo's Dance Au Go Go."
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"Oh. Thank you. Uh, I really appreciate the faith you have in me,"
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"sir, but I've never taught dancing before."
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"Are all your instructors experienced?"
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"Oh, they're all professional teachers with at least,"
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"uh, four years experience, heh."
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"I don't care if you don't know how to walk."
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"In this business, the three most important words are..."
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"Just sign here."
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"That seems like a lot of money."
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"Now, now, now, money isn't everything."
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"Money is everything. Remember that."
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"When do I start?"
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"Your first lesson's in the ballroom in a half hour. I'll join you then."
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"Yes, sir."
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"Bye-bye now."
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"Buh-bye."
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"Hey, I got the job."
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"Fantastic, I'm sure."
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"Pardon me, miss. I believe I'm this month's lucky winner."
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"Could I have your name please?"
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"Martin Van Buren."
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"Well, this is the place."
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"Hey, that little guy looks just like Davy."
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"It is Davy."
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"My first pupils. Come right in. Come right in, gentlemen."
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"Ha ha ha. Gentlemen, this is Mr. Jones, our prized teacher."
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"Been with us three years. Well, I leave you in his"
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"capable hands, or should I say feet. A ha ha ha!"
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"A ha ha ha. You made it, Davy."
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"Congratulations."
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"Shh. Cool it; he might come back. I've got to teach you guys to dance."
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"Um, now listen, gentlemen. This is one of the newer dances."
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"Um, it goes something like this. A one, a two, a three, a four."
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"A one, a two, a three, a four."
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"A one, a two, a three, four. One, two, three, four."
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"Two, three. One, two, three, oh, three, uh, uh, four, I mean fi-"
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"One, two, three, four."
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"Girl, I know the grass is greener just around the bend,"
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"Got to say goodbye, but don't you fear,"
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"Though the road is dark and I might fail to find the end,"
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"I won't disappear."
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"I'll be back up on my feet, I'll be back up on my feet,"
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"Chase the morning sun to find my one and only you,"
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"I'll be back up on my feet, I'll be back up on my feet,"
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"Looking high and I'm looking low,"
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"When I find my boots I know I got to go."
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"I'll be back up on my feet,"
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"Maybe I will be a star, or maybe just a clown,"
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"Girl, I'll never know until I try,"
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"Maybe I will meet a girl who'll try to keep me down,"
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"But you don't have to cry."
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"I'll be back up on my feet, I'll be back up on my feet,"
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"Chase the morning sun to find my one and only you,"
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"I'll be back up on my feet, I'll be back up on my feet,"
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"Looking high and I'm looking low,"
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"When I find my boots I know I got to go."
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"I'll be back up on my feet,"
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"Maybe I will meet a girl who'll try to keep me down,"
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"But you don't have to cry."
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"I'll be back up on my feet, I'll be back up on my feet,"
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"Chase the morning sun to find my one and only you,"
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"I'll be back up on my feet, I'll be back up on my feet,"
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"Looking high and I'm looking low,"
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"When I find my boots I know I got to go."
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"When I find my boots I know I got to go."
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"When I find my boots I know I got to go."
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"- Boy, that was really great. - Yeah, that was a lot of fun."
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"- We gonna do this every day? - Do it all the time?"
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"Are we gonna do this every lesson?"
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"You must be joking; you know how much it costs for those sets and costumes?"
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"Yeah, that would... w-could I help you out with a five star?"
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"Boy, I got to tell you. This dancing school thing"
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"has really turned into a drag, a stone drag."
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"How long can we keep this up?"
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"Wait!"
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"What? What is it?"
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"A brilliant idea."
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"Well?"
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"That's what we need: a brilliant idea."
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"Where are we going to get that?"
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"I've got it."
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"Got to talk to the writers."
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"Hi, fellas. Listen, uh, we need an idea for the show, you know."
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"Got to be something fast and groovy and hip and everything, you know."
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"Can you do it?"
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"[mumbling] Yeah, this'll do. Thanks, fellas. Bye."
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"Man, this is terrible; those guys are really overpaid."
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"Just relax, fellas. I've got a fantastic idea."
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