You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Monkees - Dance, Monkee, Dance (S01E01)

"Listen to this: "Find love and adventure at Renaldo's Dance Au Go Go.""
The Monkees
"Now, tomorrow, the place is going to be loaded with suckers."
The Monkees
"- All day. - Huh?"
The Monkees
"All-day suckers."
The Monkees
"Little joke, about that big."
The Monkees
"No. Anyway, this is what we're gonna do."
The Monkees
"Uh-uh. No, I'm sorry; Martin Van Buren is wrong."
The Monkees
"Ah, there's quite a crowd of new applicants assembled in the ballroom."
The Monkees
"Renaldo will be along soon. Give 'em a pep talk and sign 'em up."
The Monkees
"Uh, Miss Buntwell, where you going?"
The Monkees
"Well, I was going to go in there and stay with them to keep 'em from cooling off."
The Monkees
"Oh, but you can't. You see, uh, Mr. Nesmith here has got, uh,"
The Monkees
"something very important to tell you."
The Monkees
"- Huh? - Tell her."
The Monkees
"Oh, yeah, it's very important."
The Monkees
"Well, what about the new applicants?"
The Monkees
"Oh, uh, don't worry. I'll look after them. Don't worry."
The Monkees
"Oh."
The Monkees
"Just keep her here, man."
The Monkees
"Well, alright. What is it?"
The Monkees
"Miss Buntwell. You were right about dancing."
The Monkees
"It's, it's changed my whole life, and, and I can tell you now,"
The Monkees
"my heart wants you, and my soul wants you."
The Monkees
"What do you hear from your liver?"
The Monkees
"Not a whole lot, heh heh."
The Monkees
"Good morning, ladies. Good morning. Good morning. How are you?"
The Monkees
"Isn't he cute?"
The Monkees
"Hello, and welcome to Renaldo's Dance Au Go Go."
The Monkees
"Ahh!"
The Monkees
"The only dance school in town where we're patient with your mistakes."
The Monkees
"Sorry. I'm sorry. I'll be good. I'll really try."
The Monkees
"You don't learn that step by tomorrow, lady, and you'll regret it."
The Monkees
"Now look, kiddo, I don't know what your hang-up is."
The Monkees
"I gotta get in there with those new applicants."
The Monkees
"Oh, how can you talk about applicants, Miss Buntwell,"
The Monkees
"when my heart is burning?"
The Monkees
"You don't realize it, but I can't sleep at night,"
The Monkees
"I can't eat, I can't drink."
The Monkees
"Why not?"
The Monkees
"'Cause I don't have no money."
The Monkees
"Oh."
The Monkees
"Remember, Renaldo's is the only dance school"
The Monkees
"in town where you learn all the latest steps. Ooh!"
The Monkees
"[grunting] Boonga, boonga, uh."
The Monkees
"Good dance, uh. Ah!"
The Monkees
"Miss Buntwell, Miss Buntwell, Miss Buntwell,"
The Monkees
"Miss Buntwell. I can't fight it, I can't fight it."
The Monkees
"It's i-it's like chemistry."
The Monkees
"I failed chemistry."
The Monkees
"I can't fight it, I can't fight it. It's like biology?"
The Monkees
"I passed biology."
The Monkees
"Oh, that's good."
The Monkees
"And another thing. All you ladies will find it a pleasure"
The Monkees
"to dance with our instructors, 'cause they're all perfect gentlemen."
The Monkees
"Ah! Mister, mister!"
The Monkees
"Give me a kiss, give me a little kiss, baby, you know I, come on, baby."
The Monkees
"Get away, get away, get away! Oh, get away! Get away!"
The Monkees
"Oh, he's terrible! He's terrible! Get away, he's terrible."
The Monkees
"Oh, mister! Help! Oh, get away! Help, help, help!"
The Monkees
"Horrible, horrible."
The Monkees
"Oh, but, Miss Buntwell. You don't understand."
The Monkees
"Without you, my life is a vast, it's a vast desert. I can't-"
The Monkees
"Good morning. What's, what's going on here? Why aren't you with the,"
The Monkees
"with the, with the new applicants?"
The Monkees
"Ha ha ha. Get down from there. Get, get down."
The Monkees
"Oh!"
The Monkees
"Right this way, ladies. Right this way out. Yes, no crowding please."
The Monkees
"Right this way. Right this way."
The Monkees
"Hold it, hold it, ladies. A-ha."
The Monkees
"Get the Dancing Smoothies ready; it's an emergency."
The Monkees
"Good morning, ladies. Looking wonderful group."
The Monkees
"We'll have a nice day for dancing, aren't we?"
The Monkees
"And we are going to enjoy ourselves thoroughly."
The Monkees
"What's going on, Jones?"
The Monkees
"Oh, well, you-I was just giving the ladies a pep talk, you know."
The Monkees
"I bet you were. You can get out now; I'll take over."
The Monkees
"Good morning, ladies. I am Renaldo. I hope you enjoyed Davy's little joke."
The Monkees
"Now we shall demonstrate how the Renaldo"
The Monkees
"dance studio is devoted to your fun and pleasure."
The Monkees
"In a moment, our Dancing Smoothies, all former students,"
The Monkees
"will show you how easy it is to widen your world with dancing."
The Monkees
"But first, let me say..."
The Monkees
"Smoothies? Now listen, get ready, fellas."
The Monkees
"When I give the signal, you come on strong and dance with the ladies."
The Monkees
"Have no fear; the Smoothies are here."
The Monkees
"Well, look, just wait for my signal, alright?"
The Monkees
"[mumbling] Rhubarb, rhubarb. Saba soben."
The Monkees
"Gosharooney. Gee, they're real dancing teachers, honest-to-goodness ones."
The Monkees
"Ooh, hey, are you-hey, are you guys really the Dancing Smoothies?"
The Monkees
"That's right. We know every dance in the book."
The Monkees
"Do you know the magoomba?"
The Monkees
"No, how does that go?"
The Monkees
"Well, first you raise your left arm and then you raise your right arm. Okay."
The Monkees
"This is a stick-up."
The Monkees
"And now, ladies, the moment you've been waiting for:"
The Monkees
"your free introductory dance lesson with Renaldo's Dancing Smoothies."
The Monkees
"I thought love was only true in fairytales"
The Monkees
"Meant for someone else but not for me"
The Monkees
"Love was out to get me"
The Monkees
"That's the way it seemed"
The Monkees
"Disappointment haunted all my dreams"
The Monkees
"Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer"
The Monkees
"Not a trace of doubt in my mind"
The Monkees
"I'm in love, I'm a believer"
The Monkees
"I couldn't leave her if I tried"
The Monkees
"I thought love was more or less a givin' thing"
The Monkees
"Seems the more I gave the less I got"
The Monkees
"What's the use in trying? All you get is pain"
The Monkees
"When I needed sunshine I got rain"
The Monkees
"Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer"
The Monkees
"Not a trace of doubt in my mind"
The Monkees
"I'm in love, I'm a believer"
The Monkees
"I couldn't leave her if I tried"
The Monkees
"Love was out to get me"
The Monkees
"That's the way it seemed"
The Monkees
"Disappointment haunted all my dreams"
The Monkees
"Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer"
The Monkees
"Not a trace of doubt in my mind"
The Monkees
"I'm in love, I'm a believer"
The Monkees
"I couldn't leave her if I tried"
The Monkees
Show more clips