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Clips from The Goldbergs - A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party (S03E03)

"your dad agreed to let you stay with us until he gets back."
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"That means I have six days to fix your entire life."
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"No way. You have already ruined our lives"
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"with your insane love. You're not ruining Lainey's, too."
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"Please, she's hot rodding, failing her classes,"
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"spending time with shady friends. Hey!"
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"Showing questionable taste in boys. That's fair."
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"Maybe this is all a blessing in disguise."
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"I really could use some of your amazing mom wisdom, Mrs. G."
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"I mean, I've always admired you"
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"and your store-bought sweaters."
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"Oh, no, I made this myself. What?"
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"You should be a business owner and a millionaire by now."
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"See, this makes me very flappy."
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"You two learn from her."
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"We're gonna have so much fun."
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"I'll show you how to make my famous shrimp parm. Have you heard of it?"
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"Of course you have. It's famous."
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"Duh, Beverly. Yum."
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"What is wrong with you?"
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"You never ask for her mom wisdom ever."
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"Chill. I'm just telling her what she wants to hear."
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"Wow."
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"So, the party's back on?"
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"Wow. Whoo!"
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"I'm gonna go write a list of things we need to get."
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"Stop writing lists! Learn from your mistakes!"
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"ADULT ADAM: While Erica and Barry were trying to outsmart my mom,"
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"I was outsmarting the phone company."
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"(TELEPHONE RINGS)"
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"Hello? FEMALE OPERATOR: You have a collect call from..."
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"Dana, I love you, my dad is a putz, how was your day, I want to kiss your..."
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"(DIAL TONE) Adam?"
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"...face."
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"Face!"
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"How will she know?"
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"But as fate would have it,"
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"a new advancement in phone technology would let me talk to Dana,"
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"and it was glorious."
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"There it is."
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"Behold the gem of the forbidden teacher's lounge."
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"The fax machine."
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"I know it's dangerous, but Dana's worth the risk."
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"She's my soul mate."
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"Suit yourself, man."
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"Dave Kim likes 'em thick."
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"It was the perfect plan."
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"Dana would have my passionate love letter in her hands in mere seconds."
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"Or hours. What the..."
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"Turns out the fax totally sucked back then."
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"Why are you so slow?"
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"Oh, wait, that's the wrong way."
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"It took me 10 minutes to send two frickin' pages,"
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"but I managed to escape without a trace."
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"Oh, hell no."
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"This is the teacher's lounge."
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"This place is sacred."
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"So help me God, you are in so much trouble."
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"Oh."
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"Someone took the tab for my flier for guitar lessons."
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"Wow."
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"You are so lucky this day has turned around for me."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Oh, no, wait a minute. I forgot."
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"I did it myself to get the ball rolling. Damn it!"
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"You are in so much trouble again."
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"Hey, is it cool if Anthony Balsamo's brother"
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"invites his frat to the party?"
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"Dude, what part of Risky Business party don't you understand?"
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"My God, it's gonna be awesome!"
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"Hello!"
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"Erica and Barry! It's your mom!"
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"And, Lainey, it's your mom for the week!"
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"Oh, no. She's here. It's happening. What's she doing here?"
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"Why is there no color in your faces?"
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"I'm waving my arms."
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"The start of every year, my mom storms the school"
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"and demands that we get the best teachers and classes."
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"They call it..."
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"The demanding of excellence."
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"Oh, come on. No one calls it that."
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"Oh, sweet Lord. It's the demanding of excellence."
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"Show no fear."
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"Mom, stop right there, okay?"
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"I told you I don't need or want your help."
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"Please take up tennis."
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"Have a leisurely lunch with a friend. Just let us be."
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"Oh, snuggle monkeys, I'm not here for you."
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"I'm here for Lainey. Me?"
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"No, no. (LAUGHING)"
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"No, see, you can't just walk in here"
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"demanding excellence for other students."
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"That's not how school works."
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"You can only parent your own child."
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"Oh, I'll parent every damn child in this school if I have to."
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"Hell, I'll even parent you."
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"Don't parent me."
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"Looks like you got some color at the beach."
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"Did you wear sunscreen? Don't do that."
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"Did you reapply after you went in the water?"
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"Huh? Tell me. I can't remember."
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"I was having fun. What about this apple?"
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"Did you wash it? Yeah."
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"Don't you lie to me. It still has a sticker on it."
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"Okay, damn it! Just tell me what you want! Just tell me!"
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"She's cheerleading five days a week"
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"and yet you still have her taking gym class."
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"Okay, fine. Want to have study hall instead?"
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"Wait, for real? Oh, yeah, sure."
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"Keep being my mom. Do it. Go."
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"I also noticed Lainey isn't cheer captain"
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"when she's clearly the most talented dancer on the squad."
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"I demand you make her captain, and I want her on top of the pyramid."
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"Here's a list of more demands. Meet them."
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"And wash that apple."
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"My work is done here. See you at dinner."
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"What happened? What did she do?"
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"I'm so angry even though I don't have any of the information."
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"Chill. It was actually awesome."
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"She's gone. You can drop the act now."
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